Herb Stomp is a premium questline for the Level 55 content update that was released on July 15, 2015.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Herb Stomp Pt. 1 Make Herb Make Excuses to Avoid Hanging Out With Grampa 12h Cash100, Experience10 Herb Powell
Herb Stomp Pt. 2 Make Herb Try to Think of Something Useful He Learned in Business School 12h Cash100, Experience10 Herb Powell
Herb Stomp Pt. 3 Make Herb Go Through Old Business Ideas 4h Cash100, Experience10 Herb Powell
Herb Stomp Pt. 4 Make Herb Tweak His Business Idea 24h Cash100, Experience10 Herb Powell
Herb Stomp Pt. 5 Make Herb Feel Ashamed of His Father's Pride 8h Cash100, Experience10 Herb Powell

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Herb Stomp Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Grampa Sad Icon.png "Herb! Why didn't you call and tell me you were coming to town?"
Herb Powell Annoyed Icon.png "I did, last week. And yesterday. And this morning."
Herb Powell Icon.png "Heck, news that I was coming leaked to the Internet months ago!"
Herb is referencing to Nostalgia and Kitsch, a questline that was in the files since the first release of The Homer on March 11, 2015, and was leaked by the user LPNintendoITA. It couldn't be started because it requires the player to have unlocked Herb Powell, who wasn't in the game until the level 55 update.
— Editor's Message
Grampa Icon.png "So what brings you all the way here from Detroit?"
Herb Powell Icon.png "I just needed to be in a town that doesn't look like it was leveled by an explosion."
Grampa Surprised Icon.png "Actually, Springfield WAS leveled by an explosion."
Herb Powell Happy Icon.png "Yeah, I'm seeing it now. But it's still better than Detroit."
Grampa Icon.png "Well I'm glad you're here. This will give us a chance to finally hang out together!"
Herb Powell Icon.png "It sure will."

Herb Stomp Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Herb Powell Icon.png "Look at all this underdevelopment. Springfield is ripe for a new business. I just have to figure out what business to start."
Grampa Icon.png "With your fancy business school degree, I'm sure you'll figure it out."
Herb Powell Icon.png "Business school is mostly just partying with other people who are good looking but not good looking enough to be actors."
Herb Powell Icon.png "But who knows, maybe I learned something useful. Hmmmmm...."

Herb Stomp Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Grampa Icon.png "Did you come up with anything?"
Herb Powell Icon.png "Well, I did learn how to pick up undergrads by buying them craft cocktails."
Grampa Icon.png "But anything business-related?"
Herb Powell Icon.png "No. I'll just have to do what B-school grads always do."
Herb Powell Happy Icon.png "Repurpose an old idea and call it original."

Herb Stomp Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Herb Powell Happy Icon.png "I think I've got it! The next Big Thing!"
Grampa Icon.png "Yeah? What is it?"
Herb Powell Annoyed Icon.png "I'll tell you in private, where there aren't any B-school grads listening."
Herb Powell Icon.png "Remember my baby translator?"
Grampa Icon.png "Yeah?"
Herb Powell Deadpan Icon.png "Why are you saying that with a question mark? That's my idea."
Grampa Icon.png "Oh. Well... uh... that's a great idea, son! I'm so proud of you!"
Herb Powell Deadpan Icon.png "Really? Now that you like it, I'm not so sure..."

Herb Stomp Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Herb Powell Happy Icon.png "I've done it again! Or for the first time... I'm not exactly sure. But I've done it. I give you the Baby Translator 2.0!"
Grampa Icon.png "Ooh, like that Tosh show! But how is it different than the one you made me buy years ago?"
Herb Powell Icon.png "Well, I reverse the polarity of the capacitors -- don't look up if that makes sense -- to make it run in reverse."
Herb Powell Icon.png "So instead of translating baby talk into adult, it translates adult talk to babies."
Grampa Icon.png "It's brilliant, I'm so proud of you."
Herb Powell Sad Icon.png "Ugh. You're right, it's a terrible idea."

Jobs Started[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Herb Powell Icon.png "Well, you'll be happy to know that I bailed on my reverse baby-translator idea."
Grampa Sad Icon.png "Actually, that kind of disappoints me."
Herb Powell Icon.png "Finally! I gave the patent to my old B-school professor. He's going to use it to translate his lectures into baby."
Herb Powell Happy Icon.png "That way people can finally send babies to business school."
Grampa Icon.png "What's the point of sending babies to business school?"
Herb Powell Deadpan Icon.png "What's the point of sending anyone to business school?"

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