|“||Won't somebody please think of the children!||”|
— Helen Lovejoy's unlock message.
Helen Lovejoy (née Schwartzbaum) is Reverend Timothy Lovejoy's judgmental and gossipy wife and the mother of Jessica Lovejoy. It is hinted that she is the godmother of Lisa and Bart. According to The Parson, she used to be a boy earlier, as he remembers her when she was Harold Schwartzbaum, however it is considered to be unlikely, as she appeared in a flashback as a young girl.
|Eavesdrop over Mimosas|| 105|
|4h||Municipal House of Pancakes|
|Drink at the She-She Lounge|| 175|
|Think of the Children|| 275|
|Attend Church|| 420|
|12h||First Church of Springfield|
|"Worship" Alongside Rev. Lovejoy|| 1100|
|20h|| First Church of Springfield|
and Rev. Lovejoy
|Be Judgemental on the Internet|| 600|
|24h||The Java Server|
Level's Quest Based Jobs
|Marvel at Maison Derriere's Decor|| 60|
|30m||Maison Derriere||All the Belles and Whistles Pt. 3|
|Make Marge Spill the Beans|| 140|
|60m|| Marge Simpson|
|The Joy of Gossip Pt. 2|
|Apply for Premium Status|| 175|
|4h||DMV||The Joy of Gossip Pt. 4|
|Learn How to Access Browsing History|| 225|
|6h||The Java Server||All the Belles and Whistles Pt. 4|
|Plead with a Higher Power|| 275|
|8h||First Church of Springfield||The Joy of Gossip Pt. 5|
|Plan a Pro Wrestling Show|| 275|
|8h||Municipal House of Pancakes||The Real Investorettes Pt. 2|
|Seriously Gossip|| 420|
|12h||Skinner House||The Real Investorettes Pt. 1|
|Attend a Negotiation Meeting|| 420|
|12h||Municipal House of Pancakes||The Real Investorettes Pt. 3|
|Host a Pro Wrestling Show|| 600|
|24h||Moe's Tavern||The Real Investorettes Pt. 4|
- Helen did not have a permanent 24h task until the Every Man's Dream Promotional.
- During her questline, she says: "I have a first AND last name for goodness sake." Indeed, her full name shows in the game, while a majority of character just have their first names or last names showing up.
- Her fist appearance in the game was in the task of The Twin Moguls of Ned Flanders, before his introduction as a playable character.