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Heaven Won't Wait is a limited-time side questline released on March 17, 2016 for the Burns' Casino 2016 Event. It requires Gabbo and Arthur.

Quests[]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Heaven Won't Wait Pt. 1 Make Gabbo Plan an Intervention
Make Arthur Touch Base With Heaven
8h
24h
Cash100
Experience10
Gabbo and Arthur
Heaven Won't Wait Pt. 2 Make Gabbo Mutter Angrily To Himself 4h Cash100
Experience10
Gabbo and Arthur
Heaven Won't Wait Pt. 3 Make Gabbo Get Tased 60m Cash100
Experience10
Gabbo and Arthur
Heaven Won't Wait Pt. 4 Make Gabbo Rant 8h Cash100
Experience10
Gabbo and Arthur
Heaven Won't Wait Pt. 5 Make Gabbo Help Cats Stuck in Trees 24h Cash100
Experience10
Gabbo and Arthur

Dialogue[]

Heaven Won't Wait Pt. 1[]

Character Dialogue
Gabbo Happy Icon Well, Crandall, another triumphant performance.
Arthur Happy Icon Yes, Gabbo, it's wonderful to see an audience touched by the transcendence of ventriloquism.
Arthur Icon We are, in reality, angels sent from heaven, commanded by God to help troubled marriages.
Kirk Angry Icon Darn it, Luann, why do you always make fun of my bald spot?
Gabbo Happy Icon We have found our next project.

Heaven Won't Wait Pt. 2[]

Character Dialogue
Gabbo Icon So let me get this straight, Crandall. We're angels sent to save Kirk and Luann's marriage.
Arthur Happy Icon But God has disguised us as a ventriloquist and his dummy.
Gabbo Annoyed Icon Not the easiest set up to work with.
Gabbo Happy Icon “Hey, I'm a ventriloquist's dummy. Let me solve your intimacy problems.”
Arthur Annoyed Icon Look, we were throwing around ideas, I pitched “ventriloquist,” God said go with it.
Arthur Annoyed Icon You have a problem with His Ineffable Word?
Gabbo Sad Icon I have no problem with His Ineffable Word.

Heaven Won't Wait Pt. 3[]

Character Dialogue
Arthur Icon Pardon me, Mr. Van Houten. I know you're angry with your wife.
Arthur Icon But I am an angel sent to bring you and Luann back together.
Arthur Icon I shall show you a vision of how sad your life would be if you'd never met her.
Kirk Sad Icon That'll totally work on me. But Luann...
Arthur Happy Icon Don't worry. My fellow angel Gabbo is plying his powers on Luann right now.
Gabbo Icon So, Luann, Kirk seems like an okay dude...
Luann Surprised Icon Aaahh!!! Help!!! This creepy little dummy is talking!!!
Luann Angry Icon Where's my taser? Where's my taser?!

Heaven Won't Wait Pt. 4[]

Character Dialogue
Arthur Happy Icon I have succeeded in my mission as an angel, Gabbo. Kirk is once more smitten with his wife.
Arthur Icon I assume you've been equally successful with Luann.
Gabbo Sad Icon No, Crandall, I haven't.
Gabbo Icon In fact, Luann tased the hell out of me.
Arthur Sad Icon But we're supposed to move on to our next task! Dr. Hibbert is being handsy with his nurse.
Gabbo Annoyed Icon Hey! I used to be an angel. Now, I'm a taser-charred lump of wood operated by a hand up my butt.
Gabbo Annoyed Icon I don't give a crap about Dr. Hibbert's freakin' nurse!

Heaven Won't Wait Pt. 5[]

Character Dialogue
Arthur Annoyed Icon Nice job, Gabbo. You had to go complaining about our assignment as angels.
Arthur Annoyed Icon God's omnipresent. He's always eavesdropping. And he does not turn his other cheek to criticism.
Arthur Sad Icon Now we've been demoted to angels that help cats stuck in trees.
Gabbo Happy Icon Anything so we don't have to deal with those idiot Van Houtens.
Arthur Icon No, that job's been passed up to the top angel in the area.
Gabbo Icon Mr. Teeny? Well good luck to him.
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