Heaven Won't Wait is a limited-time side questline released on March 17, 2016 for the Burns' Casino 2016 Event. It requires Gabbo and Arthur.
Quests[]
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Triggered By
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Heaven Won't Wait Pt. 1
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Make Gabbo Plan an Intervention Make Arthur Touch Base With Heaven
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8h 24h
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100 10
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Gabbo and Arthur
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Heaven Won't Wait Pt. 2
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Make Gabbo Mutter Angrily To Himself
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4h
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100 10
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Gabbo and Arthur
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Heaven Won't Wait Pt. 3
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Make Gabbo Get Tased
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60m
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100 10
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Gabbo and Arthur
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Heaven Won't Wait Pt. 4
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Make Gabbo Rant
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8h
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100 10
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Gabbo and Arthur
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Heaven Won't Wait Pt. 5
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Make Gabbo Help Cats Stuck in Trees
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24h
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100 10
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Gabbo and Arthur
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Dialogue[]
Heaven Won't Wait Pt. 1[]
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Dialogue
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Well, Crandall, another triumphant performance.
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Yes, Gabbo, it's wonderful to see an audience touched by the transcendence of ventriloquism.
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We are, in reality, angels sent from heaven, commanded by God to help troubled marriages.
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Darn it, Luann, why do you always make fun of my bald spot?
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We have found our next project.
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Heaven Won't Wait Pt. 2[]
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Dialogue
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So let me get this straight, Crandall. We're angels sent to save Kirk and Luann's marriage.
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But God has disguised us as a ventriloquist and his dummy.
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Not the easiest set up to work with.
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“Hey, I'm a ventriloquist's dummy. Let me solve your intimacy problems.”
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Look, we were throwing around ideas, I pitched “ventriloquist,” God said go with it.
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You have a problem with His Ineffable Word?
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I have no problem with His Ineffable Word.
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Heaven Won't Wait Pt. 3[]
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Dialogue
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Pardon me, Mr. Van Houten. I know you're angry with your wife.
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But I am an angel sent to bring you and Luann back together.
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I shall show you a vision of how sad your life would be if you'd never met her.
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That'll totally work on me. But Luann...
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Don't worry. My fellow angel Gabbo is plying his powers on Luann right now.
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So, Luann, Kirk seems like an okay dude...
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Aaahh!!! Help!!! This creepy little dummy is talking!!!
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Where's my taser? Where's my taser?!
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Heaven Won't Wait Pt. 4[]
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Dialogue
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I have succeeded in my mission as an angel, Gabbo. Kirk is once more smitten with his wife.
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I assume you've been equally successful with Luann.
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No, Crandall, I haven't.
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In fact, Luann tased the hell out of me.
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But we're supposed to move on to our next task! Dr. Hibbert is being handsy with his nurse.
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Hey! I used to be an angel. Now, I'm a taser-charred lump of wood operated by a hand up my butt.
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I don't give a crap about Dr. Hibbert's freakin' nurse!
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Heaven Won't Wait Pt. 5[]
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Dialogue
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Nice job, Gabbo. You had to go complaining about our assignment as angels.
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God's omnipresent. He's always eavesdropping. And he does not turn his other cheek to criticism.
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Now we've been demoted to angels that help cats stuck in trees.
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Anything so we don't have to deal with those idiot Van Houtens.
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No, that job's been passed up to the top angel in the area.
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Mr. Teeny? Well good luck to him.
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