Have a Vice Day

Have a Vice Day is a limited-time main quest line for Act 2 of the Burns' Casino 2016 Event. The first 9 parts were released on March 7, 2016; the final part and Stacking the Deck were released on March 13, 2016.

Quests[]

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
Have a Vice Day Pt. 1	Make Burns Go More Green	8h	100 10	Auto
Have a Vice Day Pt. 2	Make Skinner Drink Absinthe Make Krusty Watch a Sexy Floor Show Make Comic Book Guy Gorge on Whale Sushi	4h 4h 4h	100 10	Mr. Burns
Have a Vice Day Pt. 3	Make Marge Hallucinate on Absinthe Make Lisa Snoop Around	8h 8h	100 10	Lisa
Have a Vice Day Pt. 4	Make Burns Consider Hiring Homer Make Homer Not Recognize Mr. Burns	8h 8h	100 10	Homer
Have a Vice Day Pt. 5	Make Homer Interview More Entertainers Make Lance Murdock Do Stunts in the Cafeteria*	4h 4h	100 10	Homer
If the player has Princess Kashmir, the quest Exotic Entertainment starts
Have a Vice Day Pt. 6	Make Krusty Entertain Gamblers with Terrible Impressions	12h	100 10	Krusty
Have a Vice Day Pt. 7	Make Lisa Investigate Inside the Casino	8h	100 10	Lisa
Have a Vice Day Pt. 8	Make Marge Start "Gambling Anonymous"	8h	100 10	Marge
Have a Vice Day Pt. 9	Make Apu Bleed Out in the Gift Shop	24h	100 10	Lisa
Have a Vice Day Pt. 10	Build Homer's House of Cards Make Homer Deal Cards	6s 60m	100 10	Mr. Burns
Stacking the Deck	Play Card Game	-	100 10	Homer

* Only appears if the player has Lance Murdock

Dialogue[]

Have a Vice Day Pt. 1[]

Character	Dialogue
	Attention Burns Casino patrons. As of today, red chips will no longer be used.
	We are switching to green chips, as part of BurnsCo's drive to become more ”Green.”
	Also, when mixed with sweat the red dye on the old chips becomes a potent carcinogen.

Have a Vice Day Pt. 2[]

Character	Dialogue
	So many decorations and businesses are opening up around my casino. It's becoming quite a little “Vice-ville.”
	A delightful locale for citizens to enjoy all the forbidden pleasures.
	Gambling, drinking, baiting bears...
	What's fun about tormenting a living creature?
	Don't knock it 'til you try it. Smithers! Hop around like a kangaroo until I'm amused.
	Yes sir.
	See Lisa? Fun!

Have a Vice Day Pt. 3[]

Character	Dialogue
	There's something weird about Mr. Burns and his “Vice-ville.”
	Lisa, can't an old man share what he loves: losing money on a casino?
	Exactly. Why would he do that? He's hiding something, and everyone who is against gambling needs to figure out what.
	Let's go, Mom.
	With you in a minute. I'm trying absinthe.
	It's pretty good.
	Really good.
	With you in a minute, Lisa. I'm talking to Mr. Toulouse-Lautrec.
	Why yes, Mr. Lautrec, I will show you my ankles.

Have a Vice Day Pt. 4[]

Start[]

Character	Dialogue
	Um, excuse me, Mr. Casino Owner? For years I've worshipped you from afar.
	Now, I ask a favor. Can I come work for you?
	You seem like a fine fellow. But you've never worked for me before?
	I don't think so.
	No, I don't think so either.
	Oh for heaven's sake, you've both known each other for years.
	That doesn't sound right.
	No, it really doesn't.

End[]

Character	Dialogue
	Well Simpson, now that I've remembered who you are, I'm afraid there's no job at my casino for a man so witless and incompetent.
	So get back to work at my nuclear plant!

Have a Vice Day Pt. 5[]

Character	Dialogue
	Say, Homer, which way to the stage? I'm doing a show!
	I don't know, Lance. I'm not allowed to work here.
	Wait a moment. You know this celebrity? I'm impressed!
	I know an implausibly large number of celebrities.
	Then you have the perfect qualifications to be my new Entertainment Coordinator!
	Smithers, hire this man, and fire the old coordinator.
	But I was just about to bring in a really great trick poodle act!
	One poodle. Belongs to my wife. It sits up and begs. Most of the time.
System Message	Check out Princess Kashmir and the Florence of Arabia club and see what other kinds of entertainment Homer cooks up!

Have a Vice Day Pt. 6[]

Character	Dialogue
	Homer, you gotta hire me for the casino -- it's the sweetest job there is.
	I mean, look at Carrot Top. He got a gig at the Luxor and now he just phones it in all day to drunk tourists.
	Sir, Carrot Top is my favorite performer. The way he smashes watermelons is sublime.
	You're thinking of Gallagher.
	Comedy snob, huh? You're hired!

Have a Vice Day Pt. 7[]

Character	Dialogue
	Milhouse, I have to get inside that casino if I'm ever going to find out what Mr. Burns is up to.
	But children aren't allowed in there. If we want to gamble we have to lie about our age online.
	Hey, Dad... can I have a “Take Your Kid To Work” Day?
	Are you planning to cause trouble? You've never ask for Take Your Kid to Work days at the power plant.
	Um... me environmentalist. Nuclear bad. Me support Native Americans, they like casinos, casinos good...
	Convincing. Utterly convincing.

Have a Vice Day Pt. 8[]

Character	Dialogue
	I'm really worried about gambling fever taking over the town. How will this affect our bake sales, for example?
	It's time to save our bake sales with an organization to cure this terrible addiction.
	I got the idea from spending time in AA.
	Absinthe Anonymous.
	Although Absinthe Anonymous is more about hanging out and sharing our love of absinthe.

Have a Vice Day Pt. 9[]

Character	Dialogue
	Apu, you also run the casino gift shop? Boy, you must really enjoy selling cigarettes and aspirin.
	It's a terrible job. Mr. Burns has explicitly forbidden me to gouge!
	He wants people to leave richer than they entered.
	But why? What is the secret behind Vice-ville?
	Sshhh -- come into the back room.
	I have one word for you: power.
	Power! Mr. Burns wants to rule Springfield!
	No. It's dark here in the back room, so flip the switch and give the lights power.
	Fine. Lights on.
	Great. Anyway, now I have one word for you: power.
	Okay, like I just said, Mr. Burns wants to take control of Springfield.
	No, that is NOT what I mean. The secret behind this casino is-
	-AARGHH!
	Oh no! Someone shot Apu just as he was about to reveal the truth. This IS a conspiracy.
	Actually, this is just a robbery. Did I interrupt something?
System Message	He did! Keep gambling until March 13th for the conclusion of this story.
System Message	Will it be exciting? You bet! Meanwhile... You, bet.

Have a Vice Day Pt. 10[]

Character	Dialogue
	Homer, you've been a fantastic entertainment coordinator.
	The people you've hired are good enough to add that Las Vegas feeling, but crappy enough not to distract the gamblers.
	As a reward, I'm giving you your own game to run.
	Thank you, sir!
	I was proud of hiring the clown.
	Yes, he really amped up the crappy.