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Hard Science is a premium side questline that was released on April 8, 2020, during Act 1 of the Simpsons Wrestling 2020 Event. It requires the premium character Professor Werner von Brawn.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered by
Hard Science Pt. 1 Make Werner von Brawn Get Frustrated by Difficult Physics Problem 4h Cash100
XP10
Professor Werner von Brawn
Hard Science Pt. 2 Make Werner von Brawn Bodyslam Frink to Measure Higgs Boson 8h Cash100
XP10
Professor Werner von Brawn
Hard Science Pt. 3 Make Werner von Brawn Twist Frink to Model Curved Spacetime 24h Cash100
XP10
Professor Werner von Brawn
Hard Science Pt. 4 Make Werner von Brawn Chase Frink Around the Ring
Make Frink Run Away From Werner Von Brawn*
2h
4h
Cash100
XP10
Professor Werner von Brawn
Hard Science Pt. 5 Make Werner von Brawn Taunt Opponents With His Muscles 8h Cash200
XP20
Professor Werner von Brawn

* Will only appear if the character is owned by the player.

Dialogue Edit

Hard Science Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Werner von Brawn Annoyed Icon What’s this? My application to lecture at my alma mater, University of Heidelberg, has been rejected!
Werner von Brawn Sad Icon While U.H. boasts the finest Physics AND Professional Wrestling departments on the continent, I suppose, I have neglected one for the other.
Werner von Brawn Icon Perhaps boning up on my physics credentials will help them reconsider…

End Edit

No dialogue.

Hard Science Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Werner von Brawn Annoyed Icon This is ludicrous! How can physics be harder than wrestling?!
Professor Frink Happy Icon Don’t be so hoyvin-glavin on yourself. You’ve been more focused on the biting and the Body Pressing and the Whatsit-Wheelbarrow Drivers...
Professor Frink Icon Maybe try attacking the rasslin’ and sciencing together and see where that takes you!
Werner von Brawn Happy Icon Yes…yes, that might work!
Professor Frink Embarrassed Icon Um, why are you staring at me like that?

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Werner von Brawn Annoyed Icon Hmmm… those results were entirely expected, and therefore entirely dull.
Werner von Brawn Happy Icon But my intellectual passions are once again ignited! Now to find the right problem to solve.
Professor Frink Injured Icon Try solving my fractured fibulas hoy-flavin!

Hard Science Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Werner von Brawn Happy Icon Ah, when inspiration strikes, it strikes like an Atomic Elbow Drop! Let’s try it!
Professor Frink Deadpan Icon But I’m still healing from your last inspiration.
Werner von Brawn Happy Icon But this one is a quantum-based model of curved spacetime!
Professor Frink Surprised Icon Mhoyvin! It sounds painful.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Werner von Brawn Annoyed Icon Bah! This isn’t how spacetime curves.
Professor Frink Injured Icon This isn’t how my back curves either!

Hard Science Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Werner von Brawn Surprised Icon A breakthrough! This one is a guaranteed Nobel Prize winner!
Professor Frink Surprised Icon Not again!
Werner von Brawn Happy Icon One word: Cavity Optomechanics!
Professor Frink Surprised Icon My cavities are off limits to science and wrestling!
Werner von Brawn Surprised Icon Hey wait -- come back!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Werner von Brawn Happy Icon Now that’s what I call a spatial superposition!
Professor Frink Sad Icon *whimper* I hurt all the way down to my nanoparticles!

Hard Science Pt. 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Werner von Brawn Surprised Icon What?! The Nobel Committee rejected my application! And the University of Heidelberg turned me down again!
Professor Frink Happy Icon On the bright side, you’re nominated for a Slammy Award as top wrestling superstar of the year.
Werner von Brawn Happy Icon WOO! Victory slam!
Professor Frink Surprised Icon Oy-NOOO!

End Edit

No dialogue.

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