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Mole of All Trades is a quest chain featuring Hans Moleman. This quest has no dialogue.

Sometime after the Level 25 update, Two additional quests have been added.

QuestsEdit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered by
Springfield Film Festival Make Hans Moleman Make a Short Film 24h Cash100
XP10
Hans Moleman
Mole of All Trades Make Moleman Provide Security 6h Cash100
XP10
Hans Moleman
Mole of All Trades Make Moleman Flip Burgers 12h Cash100
XP10
Hans Moleman
Mole of All Trades Make Moleman Clean the Power Plant 8h Cash100
XP10
Hans Moleman
Mole of All Trades Make Moleman Deliver Books to Inmates 4h Cash100
XP10
Hans Moleman
Mole of All Trades Make Moleman Rule Kingdom of the Mole People 60m Cash100
XP10
Hans Moleman
So Much For Retirement Make Moleman Clean the Power Plant
Make Moleman Provide Security
Make Moleman Flip Burgers
8h
6h
12h
Cash100
XP10
Hans Moleman
Retirement Is For The Dead Make Moleman Clean the Power Plant 8h Cash100
XP10
Smithers

Dialogue Edit

So Much For Retirement Edit

Character Dialogue
Hans Moleman Icon "Help me, Doc -- women find me intimidating. Can you ugly me up a bit so they’ll be comfortable around me?"
Dr. Hibbert Icon "A little cosmetic surgery? Absolutely! I’ll just need to see proof of insurance."
Hans Moleman Icon "Insurance? That's that thing everyone needs but only people with jobs get."

Retirement Is For The Dead Edit

Character Dialogue
Smithers Icon "Hello, Mr. Hans Moleman? This is Waylon Smithers."
Smithers Icon "Mr. Burns would like you to clean the power plant. As the old saying goes, cleanliness is next to the reactor core."
Hans Moleman Icon "A job? Hoo. Ray. I’ll finally be able to afford that medication that stops me from looking like an old man. I'm only twenty-three. "
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