| “ | Oh joy. | ” |
— Hans Moleman's unlock message
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Hans Moleman is a premium character in the Squeaky-voiced Teens & Molemen collection. He has a price tag of 60 donuts but has premium job payouts. He is also used in a performance at the Open Air Stage, which is 'Man Getting Hit By Football: The Musical'.
About 
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Hans Moleman (also known as Ralph Melish) is a 4 ft 4 in, 140 lb mole-like man with extremely bad luck. Although appearing elderly, Hans Moleman once claimed that he was only 31 years old, but due to his heavy drinking (which "ruined his life"), he appears much older. He has cataracts and is almost entirely blind (which has severely impaired his reading ability) and has used medical marijuana. He carries a brown cane with him everywhere, which was once shown to contain a hidden sword.
" This marks 52 levels of suffering and neglect.
- Han's level up message for Level 52
- Read the full article here at Simpsons Wiki
Jobs Edit
Regular Jobs
| Task | Rewards | Time | Requires | Visual |
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| Rule Underground Land of the Mole People |  105 26
| 60m | Town Hall | 
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| Deliver Books To Inmates | 26070
| 4h | Springfield Penitentiary |
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| Provide Security | 35090
| 6h | Krusty Burger | 
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| Clean the Plant | 420100
| 8h | Cooling Towers |
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| Flip Burgers | 600150
| 12h | Krusty Burger |
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| Make A Short Film | 1000225
| 24h | - |
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Quest Based Jobs
| Task | Rewards | Time | Requires | Quest | Visual |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Attend Court Hearing | 26070
| 4h | Court House | Two Extra Eyes on Springfield Pt. 7 |
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| Eat At The Frying Dutchman | 420105
| 8h | The Frying Dutchman | The Frying Dutchman Pt. 1 |
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| Go to Stu's Disco | 420105
| 8h | Stu's Disco | Saturday Night Fever Pt. 4 |
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| Eat at Luigi's | 420105
| 8h | Luigi's | Running With The Bullies Pt. 16 |
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| Replace Batteries | 420 105
| 8h | Brown House | Spite the Hans That Sees You Pt. 3 |
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| Eat at Fleet-A-Pita | 600150
| 12h | Fleet-A-Pita Van | The Investorettes Pt. 3/4 |
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| Storm Police Station | 600150
| 12h | Police Station | Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 5 |
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| Serve Time | 1000225
| 24h | Springfield Penitentiary | Crackdown Pt. 2 |
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| Protest | 1000225
| 24h | Channel 6 | Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 4 |
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Krustyland Jobs
| Task | Rewards | Time | Requires | Visual |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Work at the Gift Shop |  3126
| 60m | Gift Shop |
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| Wash Dishes | 7870
| 4h | The Food Needle |
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| Clean Out the Pool | 126105
| 8h | Wet & Smokey Stunt Show |
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| Flip Burgers | 180150
| 12h | Krustyland Burger |
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| Sleep in the Servant's Quarters | 300225
| 24h | Krustyland Hotel |
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Limited Time
| Task | Rewards | Time | Requires | Quest | Visual |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Eat at a Restaurant |  1745
| 4h | Restaurants | Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 10 |
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| Enjoy a Beer | 1745
| 4h | Moe's Tavern | Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 11 |
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| Attend Homer's Football Bash | 26070
| 4h | Simpson House | Stupor Bowl Sunday |
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| Drink Craft Beer | 26070
| 4h | O'Flanagan's Pub | O'Flan-again Pt. 4 & Pt. 5 |
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| Shop for Loved Ones | 2255
| 6h | Shops | Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 12 |
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| Overeat | 2770
| 8h | Restaurants | Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 14 |
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| Drink Too Much | 2770
| 8h | Moe's Tavern | Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 15 |
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| Hunt for the Simpsons | 2770
| 8h | Homes | Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 18 |
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| Stampede Stores | 42100
| 12h | Shops | Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 16 |
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| Enjoy a St. Patrick's Beer Bash | 750200
| 16h | O'Flanagan's Pub | Dye the Town Green Pt. 6 |
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| Train for St. Patrick's Day Beer Bash | 1000225
| 24h | O'Flanagan's Pub | Training Day Pt. 1 |
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Costumes Edit
QuotesEdit
| When Selected | When sent on a good job | When sent on a bad job | When collecting from a job |
|---|---|---|---|
| Hey! | Oh... | Games are hard! | Mmhmm |
| Ah! | Yay... | Hmm... | Very good |
| Mm-hmm-hmm |
TriviaEdit
- His Krustyland jobs are exactly the same ones the Squeaky Voice Teen have, who is the only other person in his category. His normal jobs, besides the shortest and longest ones, are also a bit similar to the Squeaky Voice Teen's, as they're actual jobs (such as being a security guard or being a fast food restaurant chef).
- Similar to on the show, Moleman falls on the ground quite often.
- With the Level 52 update on May 6, 2015, Hans Moleman now has a voiced sound after his jobs are completed.
GalleryEdit
Hans Moleman's unlock artwork.
Hans Moleman's unlock screen.
Hans Moleman locking up Springfield Post Office in The Simpsons.
Hans Moleman getting hit by a football.
Hans Moleman making a short film.
Hans Moleman providing security.
Hans Moleman starring in Man Being Hit By Football: The Musical on the Open Air Stage.
Hans Moleman's first level up message.
One of Hans Moleman's random level up messages.
One of Hans Moleman's random level up messages.
One of Hans Moleman's random level up messages.
One of Hans Moleman's random level up messages.
One of Hans Moleman's random level up messages.
One of Hans Moleman's random level up messages.
One of Hans Moleman's random level up messages.
Fat Tony and Hans.
Start a Discussion Discussions about Hans Moleman
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Moleman working at the plant
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Has anyone else noticed? When anybody does a job at the plant (Homer, Mindy, whoever), they enter and exit via the parking lot portion, ... -
His job is to Clean the Plant, and I just assume he's cleaning the cooling towers.
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Received another moleman , got it with a Buddha homer.stuck in inventory.How do I use it or sell him?
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2 moleman s?
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Currently you can't. It's a glitch. EA is aware of it. No, they don't know how to fix it. You should have gotten 30 Donuts inst...
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