Oh joy.
— Hans Moleman's unlock message

Hans Moleman is a premium character in the Squeaky-voiced Teens & Molemen collection. He has a price tag of 60 donuts but has premium job payouts. He is also used in a performance at the Open Air Stage, which is 'Man Getting Hit By Football: The Musical'. 

About[edit | edit source]

Hans Moleman (also known as Ralph Melish) is a 4 ft 4 in, 140 lb mole-like man with extremely bad luck. Although appearing elderly, Hans Moleman once claimed that he was only 31 years old, but due to his heavy drinking (which "ruined his life"), he appears much older. He has cataracts and is almost entirely blind (which has severely impaired his reading ability) and has used medical marijuana. He carries a brown cane with him everywhere, which was once shown to contain a hidden sword.

" This marks 52 levels of suffering and neglect.

- Han's level up message for Level 52

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Jobs[edit | edit source]

Regular Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Visual
Rule Underground Land of the Mole People Cash105
60m Town Hall Nope.png
Deliver Books To Inmates Cash260
4h Springfield Penitentiary Nope.png
Provide Security Cash350
6h Krusty Burger Check.png
Clean the Plant Cash420
8h Cooling Towers Nope.png
Apply for Cyber Eye-Implants Smart Devices40
8h Institute of Technology Nope.png
Flip Burgers Cash600
12h Krusty Burger Nope.png
Make A Short Film Cash1000
24h - Check.png
Produce a Hit Jazz Album Cash1000
24h Groovetone Records Nope.png

Quest Based Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Quest Visual
Attend Court Hearing Cash260
4h Court House Two Extra Eyes on Springfield Pt. 7 Nope.png
Eat At The Frying Dutchman Cash420
8h The Frying Dutchman The Frying Dutchman Pt. 1 Nope.png
Go to Stu's Disco Cash420
8h Stu's Disco Saturday Night Fever Pt. 4 Nope.png
Eat at Luigi's Cash420
8h Luigi's Running With The Bullies Pt. 16 Nope.png
Replace Batteries Cash420
8h Brown House Spite the Hans That Sees You Pt. 3 Nope.png
Eat at Fleet-A-Pita Cash600
12h Fleet-A-Pita Van The Investorettes Pt. 3/4 Nope.png
Storm Police Station Cash600
12h Police Station Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 5 Nope.png
Serve Time Cash1000
24h Springfield Penitentiary Crackdown Pt. 2 Nope.png
Protest Cash1000
24h Channel 6 Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 4 Nope.png

Krustyland Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Visual
Work at the Gift Shop Krustyland Tickets31
60m Gift Shop Nope.png
Wash Dishes Krustyland Tickets78
4h The Food Needle Nope.png
Clean Out the Pool Krustyland Tickets126
8h Wet & Smokey Stunt Show Nope.png
Flip Burgers Krustyland Tickets180
12h Krustyland Burger Nope.png
Sleep in the Servant's Quarters Krustyland Tickets300
24h Krustyland Hotel Nope.png

Limited Time

Task Rewards Time Requires Quest Visual
Eat at a Restaurant Gift Cards17
4h Restaurants Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 10 Nope.png
Enjoy a Beer Gift Cards17
4h Moe's Tavern Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 11 Nope.png
Attend Homer's Football Bash Cash260
4h Simpson House Stupor Bowl Sunday Nope.png
Drink Craft Beer Cash260
4h O'Flanagan's Pub O'Flan-again Pt. 4 & Pt. 5 Nope.png
Shop for Loved Ones Gift Cards22
6h Shops Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 12 Check.png
Overeat Gift Cards27
8h Restaurants Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 14 Check.png
Drink Too Much Gift Cards27
8h Moe's Tavern Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 15 Nope.png
Hunt for the Simpsons Gift Cards27
8h Homes Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 18 Check.png
Stampede Stores Gift Cards42
12h Shops Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 16 Check.png
Enjoy a St. Patrick's Beer Bash Cash750
16h O'Flanagan's Pub Dye the Town Green Pt. 6 Nope.png
Train for St. Patrick's Day Beer Bash Cash1000
24h O'Flanagan's Pub Training Day Pt. 1 Nope.png

Costumes[edit | edit source]

Quotes[edit | edit source]

When Selected When sent on a good job When sent on a bad job When collecting from a job
"Hey!" "Oh..." "Games are hard!" "Mmhmm"
"Ah!" "Yay..." "Hmm..." "Very good"

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • His Krustyland jobs are exactly the same ones the Squeaky Voice Teen have, who is the only other person in his category. His normal jobs, besides the shortest and longest ones, are also a bit similar to the Squeaky Voice Teen's, as they're actual jobs (such as being a security guard or being a fast food restaurant chef).
  • Similar to on the show, Moleman falls on the ground quite often.
  • With the Level 52 update on May 6, 2015, Hans Moleman now has a voiced sound after his jobs are completed.

Gallery[edit | edit source]

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