Hans Moleman

“	Oh joy.	”
	— Hans Moleman's unlock message

Hans Moleman is a premium character in the Squeaky-voiced Teens & Molemen collection. He has a price tag of 60 donuts but has premium job payouts. He is also used in a performance at the Open Air Stage, which is 'Man Getting Hit By Football: The Musical'.

About[edit | edit source]

Hans Moleman (also known as Ralph Melish) is a 4 ft 4 in, 140 lb mole-like man with extremely bad luck. Although appearing elderly, Hans Moleman once claimed that he was only 31 years old, but due to his heavy drinking (which "ruined his life"), he appears much older. He has cataracts and is almost entirely blind (which has severely impaired his reading ability) and has used medical marijuana. He carries a brown cane with him everywhere, which was once shown to contain a hidden sword.

" This marks 52 levels of suffering and neglect.

- Han's level up message for Level 52

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Jobs[edit | edit source]

Regular Jobs

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires
Rule Underground Land of the Mole People	105 26	60m	Town Hall
Deliver Books To Inmates	260 70	4h	Springfield Penitentiary
Provide Security	350 90	6h	Krusty Burger
Clean the Plant	420 100	8h	Cooling Towers
Apply for Cyber Eye-Implants	40 120	8h	Institute of Technology
Flip Burgers	600 150	12h	Krusty Burger
Make A Short Film	1000 225	24h	-
Produce a Hit Jazz Album	1000 225	24h	Groovetone Records

Quest Based Jobs

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires	Quest
Attend Court Hearing	260 70	4h	Court House	Two Extra Eyes on Springfield Pt. 7
Eat At The Frying Dutchman	420 105	8h	The Frying Dutchman	The Frying Dutchman Pt. 1
Go to Stu's Disco	420 105	8h	Stu's Disco	Saturday Night Fever Pt. 4
Eat at Luigi's	420 105	8h	Luigi's	Running With The Bullies Pt. 16
Replace Batteries	420 105	8h	Brown House	Spite the Hans That Sees You Pt. 3
Eat at Fleet-A-Pita	600 150	12h	Fleet-A-Pita Van	The Investorettes Pt. 3/4
Storm Police Station	600 150	12h	Police Station	Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 5
Serve Time	1000 225	24h	Springfield Penitentiary	Crackdown Pt. 2
Protest	1000 225	24h	Channel 6	Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 4

Krustyland Jobs

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires
Work at the Gift Shop	31 26	60m	Gift Shop
Wash Dishes	78 70	4h	The Food Needle
Clean Out the Pool	126 105	8h	Wet & Smokey Stunt Show
Flip Burgers	180 150	12h	Krustyland Burger
Sleep in the Servant's Quarters	300 225	24h	Krustyland Hotel

Limited Time

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires	Quest
Eat at a Restaurant	17 45	4h	Restaurants	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 10
Enjoy a Beer	17 45	4h	Moe's Tavern	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 11
Attend Homer's Football Bash	260 70	4h	Simpson House	Stupor Bowl Sunday
Drink Craft Beer	260 70	4h	O'Flanagan's Pub	O'Flan-again Pt. 4 & Pt. 5
Shop for Loved Ones	22 55	6h	Shops	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 12
Overeat	27 70	8h	Restaurants	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 14
Drink Too Much	27 70	8h	Moe's Tavern	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 15
Hunt for the Simpsons	27 70	8h	Homes	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 18
Stampede Stores	42 100	12h	Shops	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 16
Enjoy a St. Patrick's Beer Bash	750 200	16h	O'Flanagan's Pub	Dye the Town Green Pt. 6
Train for St. Patrick's Day Beer Bash	1000 225	24h	O'Flanagan's Pub	Training Day Pt. 1

Costumes[edit | edit source]

Iron Lung

Quotes[edit | edit source]

When Selected	When sent on a good job	When sent on a bad job	When collecting from a job
"Hey!"	"Oh..."	"Games are hard!"	"Mmhmm"
"Ah!"	"Yay..."	"Hmm..."	"Very good"
"Mm-hmm-hmm"

Trivia[edit | edit source]

His Krustyland jobs are exactly the same ones the Squeaky Voice Teen have, who is the only other person in his category. His normal jobs, besides the shortest and longest ones, are also a bit similar to the Squeaky Voice Teen's, as they're actual jobs (such as being a security guard or being a fast food restaurant chef).
Similar to on the show, Moleman falls on the ground quite often.
With the Level 52 update on May 6, 2015, Hans Moleman now has a voiced sound after his jobs are completed.