“ | Oh joy. | ” |
— Hans Moleman's unlock message
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Hans Moleman is a premium character in the Squeaky-voiced Teens & Molemen collection. He has a price tag of 60 donuts but has premium job payouts. He is also used in a performance at the Open Air Stage, which is 'Man Getting Hit By Football: The Musical'.
About[]
Hans Moleman is a mole-like man with extremely bad luck. Although appearing elderly, Hans Moleman once claimed that he was only 31 years old, but due to his heavy drinking (which "ruined his life"), he appears much older. He has cataracts and is almost entirely blind (which has severely impaired his reading ability) and has used medical cannabis. He carries a brown cane with him everywhere, which was once shown to contain a hidden sword.
Jobs[]
Regular[]
Task | Rewards | Time | Requires | Visual | Good? |
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Rule Underground Land of the Mole People | ![]() ![]() |
60m | Town Hall | ![]() |
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Deliver Books To Inmates | ![]() ![]() |
4h | Springfield Penitentiary | ![]() |
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Provide Security | ![]() ![]() |
6h | Krusty Burger | ![]() |
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Clean the Plant | ![]() ![]() |
8h | Cooling Towers | ![]() |
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Apply for Cyber Eye-Implants | ![]() ![]() |
8h | Institute of Technology | ![]() |
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Flip Burgers | ![]() ![]() |
12h | Krusty Burger | ![]() |
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Make A Short Film | ![]() ![]() |
24h | - | ![]() |
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Produce a Hit Jazz Album | ![]() ![]() |
24h | Groovetone Records | ![]() |
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Quest Based[]
Task | Rewards | Time | Requires | Quest | Visual |
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Attend Court Hearing | ![]() ![]() |
4h | Court House | Two Extra Eyes on Springfield Pt. 7 | ![]() |
Eat At The Frying Dutchman | ![]() ![]() |
8h | The Frying Dutchman | The Frying Dutchman Pt. 1 | ![]() |
Go to Stu's Disco | ![]() ![]() |
8h | Stu's Disco | Saturday Night Fever Pt. 4 | ![]() |
Eat at Luigi's | ![]() ![]() |
8h | Luigi's | Running With The Bullies Pt. 16 | ![]() |
Replace Batteries | ![]() ![]() |
8h | Brown House | Spite the Hans That Sees You Pt. 3 | ![]() |
Eat at Fleet-A-Pita | ![]() ![]() |
12h | Fleet-A-Pita Van | The Investorettes Pt. 3/4 | ![]() |
Storm Police Station | ![]() ![]() |
12h | Police Station | Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 5 | ![]() |
Serve Time | ![]() ![]() |
24h | Springfield Penitentiary | Crackdown Pt. 2 | ![]() |
Protest | ![]() ![]() |
24h | Channel 6 | Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 4 | ![]() |
Krustyland[]
Task | Rewards | Time | Requires | Visual |
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Work at the Gift Shop | ![]() ![]() |
60m | Gift Shop | ![]() |
Wash Dishes | ![]() ![]() |
4h | The Food Needle | ![]() |
Clean Out the Pool | ![]() ![]() |
8h | Wet & Smokey Stunt Show | ![]() |
Flip Burgers | ![]() ![]() |
12h | Krustyland Burger | ![]() |
Sleep in the Servant's Quarters | ![]() ![]() |
24h | Krustyland Hotel | ![]() |
Limited Time[]
Task | Rewards | Time | Requires | Quest | Visual |
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Eat at a Restaurant | ![]() ![]() |
4h | Restaurants | Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 10 | ![]() |
Enjoy a Beer | ![]() ![]() |
4h | Moe's Tavern | Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 11 | ![]() |
Attend Homer's Football Bash | ![]() ![]() |
4h | Simpson House | Stupor Bowl Sunday | ![]() |
Drink Craft Beer | ![]() ![]() |
4h | O'Flanagan's Pub | O'Flan-again Pt. 4 & Pt. 5 | ![]() |
Shop for Loved Ones | ![]() ![]() |
6h | Shops | Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 12 | ![]() |
Overeat | ![]() ![]() |
8h | Restaurants | Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 14 | ![]() |
Drink Too Much | ![]() ![]() |
8h | Moe's Tavern | Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 15 | ![]() |
Hunt for the Simpsons | ![]() ![]() |
8h | Homes | Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 18 | ![]() |
Stampede Stores | ![]() ![]() |
12h | Shops | Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 16 | ![]() |
Enjoy a St. Patrick's Beer Bash | ![]() ![]() |
16h | O'Flanagan's Pub | Dye the Town Green Pt. 6 | ![]() |
Train for St. Patrick's Day Beer Bash | ![]() ![]() |
24h | O'Flanagan's Pub | Training Day Pt. 1 | ![]() |
Costumes[]
Quotes[]
When Selected | When sent on a good job | When sent on a bad job | When collecting from a job |
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"Hey!" | "Oh..." | "Games are hard!" | "Mmhmm" |
"Ah!" | "Yay..." | "Hmm..." | "Very good" |
"Mm-hmm-hmm" |
Trivia[]
- From Season 2, Episode 14 “Principal Charming”.
- His Krustyland jobs are exactly the same ones the Squeaky Voice Teen have, who is the only other person in his category. His normal jobs, besides the shortest and longest ones, are also a bit similar to the Squeaky Voice Teen's, as they're actual jobs (such as being a security guard or being a fast food restaurant chef).
- Similar to on the show, Moleman falls on the ground quite often.
- With the Level 52 update on May 6, 2015, Hans Moleman now has a voiced sound after his jobs are completed.