For the quest chain, see Hank Scorpio (quest chain).

So excited to be part of your team. Let's go!
— Hank Scorpio's unlock message

Hank Scorpio is a premium character who is unlocked upon completion of the Volcano Lair. As he is a premium character, he has a 50% bonus payout for all of his jobs. Hank Scorpio has no quotes. 

On May 9, 2018 during the Who Shot Mr. Burns (Part Three) 2018 Event, he was a rebate offer, along with the Volcano Lair for 100 donuts after purchasing.

About[edit | edit source]

Hank Scorpio is an evil genius and owner of Globex Corporation. Scorpio, despite being an evil genius, proved to be an ideal boss, welcoming the Simpson Family with a beautiful home and a friendly greeting. However, being an evil genius is still his priority, and over the episode he delivers a video threat to the United Nations, in which he destroys a bridge with a giant satellite laser device, but is annoyed that some of them seemed to think the bridge collapsed on its own. Unlike many supervillains, Scorpio does care for his own people in Cypress Creek, even going so far offering his employees health and free dental care.

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Jobs[edit | edit source]

Regular Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Visual
Deliver Ultimatum to G8 Nations Cash105
60m Town Hall Nope.png
Interrogate Mr. Bont* Cash260 / 435
Experience70 / 115
4h Volcano Lair OR
Death Table AND Agent Bont
Organize a New Plan** Cash260
4h Volcano Lair Nope.png
Take a Fun Run Cash350
6h - Check.png
Test Flame Thrower Cash420
8h - Check.png
Proceed With Project Acturus Cash600
12h Volcano Lair Nope.png
Be a Great Boss Cash1000
24h Volcano Lair Nope.png

*If the Death Table is owned, it changes to a joint task between both characters, the higher payout is given, and becomes a visual task.
**Only available if the Death Table is owned.

Quest Based Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Quest Visual
Attend Court Hearing Cash260
4h Court House Two Extra Eyes on Springfield Pt. 7 Nope.png
Go to Stu's Disco Cash275
8h Stu's Disco Saturday Night Fever Pt.4 Nope.png
Eat at the Frying Dutchman Cash275
8h The Frying Dutchman The Frying Dutchman Pt. 1 Nope.png
Eat at Luigi's Cash275
8h Luigi's Running with the Bullies Pt. 16 Nope.png
Eat at Fleet-A-Pita Cash500
16h Fleet-A-Pita Van The Investorettes Pt. 3/4 Nope.png
Storm Police Station Cash420
12h Police Station Two Extra Eyes on Springfield Pt. 5 Nope.png
Serve Time Cash600
24h Springfield Penitentiary Crackdown Pt. 2 Nope.png
Protest Cash600
24h Channel 6 Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 4 Nope.png

Limited Time

Task Rewards Time Requires Quest Visual
Buy Fireworks Cash70
60m Kwik-E-Mart Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 3/8/11 Nope.png
Attend a Wake for Thanksgiving Cash175
4h Simpson House Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 5 Nope.png
Eat at a Restaurant Gift Cards17
4h Restaurants Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 10 Check.png
Enjoy a Beer Gift Cards17
4h Moe's Tavern Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 11 Nope.png
Drink Craft Beer Cash260
4h O'Flanagan's Pub O'Flan-again Pt. 4 & Pt. 5 Nope.png
Shop for Loved Ones Gift Cards22
6h Shops Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 12 Check.png
Send Homer a Holiday Gift Gift Cards55
6h Volcano Lair A Bont of Friendship Nope.png
Overeat Gift Cards27
8h Restaurants Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 14 Check.png
Drink Too Much Gift Cards27
8h Moe's Tavern Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 15 Nope.png
Hunt for the Simpsons Gift Cards27
8h Homes Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 18 Check.png
Stampede Stores Gift Cards42
12h Shops Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 16 Check.png
Enjoy a St. Patrick’s Beer Bash Cash500
16h O'Flanagan's Pub Dye The Town Green Pt. 6 Nope.png
Train for St. Patrick's Day Beer Bash Cash600
24h O'Flanagan's Pub Training Day Pt. 1 Nope.png

Costumes[edit | edit source]

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • At 200 donuts, Hank is the most expensive premium character who started off as premium. Miss Springfield and Barney Gumble are more expensive than him, with respectively 225 and 250 donuts, but both have been limited time non-premium characters before.
  • On December 25th, 2013, Hank Scorpio had a short quest to send big thank you to a special former employee, Homer.
  • Hank Scorpio was the only character voiced by a guest star to be in the initial release.

Gallery[edit | edit source]

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