- For the quest chain, see Hank Scorpio (quest chain).
|“||So excited to be part of your team. Let's go!||”|
— Hank Scorpio's unlock message
Hank Scorpio is a premium character who is unlocked upon completion of the Volcano Lair. As he is a premium character, he has a 50% bonus payout for all of his jobs. Hank Scorpio has no quotes.
Hank Scorpio is an evil genius and owner of Globex Corporation. Scorpio, despite being an evil genius, proved to be an ideal boss, welcoming the Simpson Family with a beautiful home and a friendly greeting. However, being an evil genius is still his priority, and over the episode he delivers a video threat to the United Nations, in which he destroys a bridge with a giant satellite laser device, but is annoyed that some of them seemed to think the bridge collapsed on its own. Unlike many supervillains, Scorpio does care for his own people in Cypress Creek, even going so far offering his employees health and free dental care.
|Deliver Ultimatum to G8 Nations|| 105|
|Interrogate Mr. Bont*|| 260 / 435|
70 / 115
|4h|| Volcano Lair OR|
Death Table AND Agent Bont
|Organize a New Plan**|| 260|
|Take a Fun Run|| 350|
|Test Flame Thrower|| 420|
|Proceed With Project Acturus|| 600|
|Be a Great Boss|| 1000|
*If the Death Table is owned, it changes to a joint task between both characters, the higher payout is given, and becomes a visual task.
**Only available if the Death Table is owned.
Quest Based Jobs
|Attend Court Hearing|| 260|
|4h||Court House||Two Extra Eyes on Springfield Pt. 7|
|Go to Stu's Disco|| 275|
|8h||Stu's Disco||Saturday Night Fever Pt.4|
|Eat at the Frying Dutchman|| 275|
|8h||The Frying Dutchman||The Frying Dutchman Pt. 1|
|Eat at Luigi's|| 275|
|8h||Luigi's||Running with the Bullies Pt. 16|
|Eat at Fleet-A-Pita|| 500|
|16h||Fleet-A-Pita Van||The Investorettes Pt. 3/4|
|Storm Police Station|| 420|
|12h||Police Station||Two Extra Eyes on Springfield Pt. 5|
|Serve Time|| 600|
|24h||Springfield Penitentiary||Crackdown Pt. 2|
|24h||Channel 6||Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 4|
|Buy Fireworks|| 70|
|60m||Kwik-E-Mart||Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 3/8/11|
|Attend a Wake for Thanksgiving|| 175|
|4h||Simpson House||Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 5|
|Eat at a Restaurant|| 17|
|4h||Restaurants||Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 10|
|Enjoy a Beer|| 17|
|4h||Moe's Tavern||Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 11|
|Drink Craft Beer|| 260|
|4h||O'Flanagan's Pub||O'Flan-again Pt. 4 & Pt. 5|
|Shop for Loved Ones|| 22|
|6h||Shops||Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 12|
|Send Homer a Holiday Gift|| 55|
|6h||Volcano Lair||A Bont of Friendship|
|8h||Restaurants||Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 14|
|Drink Too Much|| 27|
|8h||Moe's Tavern||Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 15|
|Hunt for the Simpsons|| 27|
|8h||Homes||Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 18|
|Stampede Stores|| 42|
|12h||Shops||Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 16|
|Enjoy a St. Patrick’s Beer Bash|| 500|
|16h||O'Flanagan's Pub||Dye The Town Green Pt. 6|
|Train for St. Patrick's Day Beer Bash|| 600|
|24h||O'Flanagan's Pub||Training Day Pt. 1|
- At 200 donuts, Hank is the most expensive premium character who started off as premium. Miss Springfield and Barney Gumble are more expensive than him, with respectively 225 and 250 donuts, but both have been limited time non-premium characters before.
- On December 25th, 2013, Hank Scorpio had a short quest to send big thank you to a special former employee, Homer.
- Hank Scorpio was the only character voiced by a guest star to be in the initial release.