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Hammer & Sparrow is a side questline released on April 25, 2017, for the Secret Agents 2017 Event. It requires the premium character Adil Hoxha.
Contents
Quests[]
| Quest | Requirements | Time | Reward | Triggered By |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Hammer & Sparrow Pt. 1 | Make Adil Join the Simpsons for Dinner Make Simpsons Have Family Dinner (x5) |
60m 60m |
 100  10
|
Lisa |
| Hammer & Sparrow Pt. 2 | Make Grampa Go on a Rant Make Adil Be Polite and Helpful |
60m 60m |
100 10
|
Grampa |
| Hammer & Sparrow Pt. 3 | Make Adil Be Inconspicuous | 60m | 100 10
|
Adil Hoxha |
| Hammer & Sparrow Pt. 4 | Make Abe Follow Adil Make Adil Visit the Nuclear Power Plant |
8h 8h |
100 10
|
Grampa |
| Hammer & Sparrow Pt. 5 | Make Adil Transmit Coded Messages Make Abe Spy on Adil |
60m 60m |
200 20
|
Grampa |
Dialogue[]
Hammer & Sparrow Pt. 1[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
|
Adil! Have you come back on another exchange program? |
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It is more like one-way exchange. How you say... extradition. |
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Oh, you adorable little scamp, with your made-up words. Why don't you join us for dinner? |
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You are too kind, Pappa Homer. I am relieved you do not hold my past troubles with your government against me. |
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What's a little light treason between family? |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
|
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Thank you, Mrs. Simpson, for sharing your wanton excess with me. It fills my heart with shame and my belly with hard to digest food. |
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Well, that's the typical American diet. |
Hammer & Sparrow Pt. 2[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
|
I don't trust that no-good Russkie. |
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Grampa! Adil is an Albanian refugee. What happened to "give us your poor, your tired, your huddled masses"? |
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We got our fill o' those! Now we need your rich, energetic, few and far between! |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
|
...and when you made a phone call, your finger hurt from dialing! That's my two cents. Speaking of which, the one cent penny used to be worth two cents… |
Hammer & Sparrow Pt. 3[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
|
|
Thank you again for your hospitality, Simpsons. I am grateful I was able to see you... |
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...enjoy your last meal. |
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Last meal?! That's King James Bible talk for he's gonna kill us! |
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Oh Dad, you and your stories: Adil's trying to kill us, the nurses at the Retirement Castle are eating my pudding, my son's cashing my government checks... |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
|
|
I'm telling you, I heard what I heard. |
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You can't hear the TV at full volume, but now you're hearing whispers. |
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Maybe it's the grave calling. |
Hammer & Sparrow Pt. 4[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
|
|
I may be old, senile, and blind in one eye, but I can still sniff out a rat. |
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Are we having rat tonight? |
|
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Lemon-Rosemary Rat is Thursdays. Right now we gotta figure out what this Mata Hari midget is up to. |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
|
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This reactor is so unstable – imagine the pure destructive potential! |
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I knew it, you little kremlin gremlin! |
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No, Grampa! We're here for a school project on looming environmental disasters. |
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It is okay, Lisa. We must respect our elders. They are only here for a short while. |
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What's that mean? He's planning to kill me! |
Hammer & Sparrow Pt. 5[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
|
I was so sure I smelled a Jerry, or a Boris... maybe even a Fidel. |
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What the?! Where's he going with all that electrical whos-a-ma-call-its? |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
|
|
Call my mommy, the boy's a commie! |
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Grampa! Were you SPYING on Adil? |
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‘Course I was! The boy's an ACTUAL spy! He's redder than a bloody crayon. |
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We all know that! You can't be so intolerant of other people's beliefs. |
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Yeah, Dad. Just 'cause the little guy wants to bring down our way of life, it doesn't make him a bad kid. |
