Make Adil Join the Simpsons for Dinner Make Simpsons Have Family Dinner (x5)
60m 60m
100 10
Lisa
Hammer & Sparrow Pt. 2
Make Grampa Go on a Rant Make Adil Be Polite and Helpful
60m 60m
100 10
Grampa
Hammer & Sparrow Pt. 3
Make Adil Be Inconspicuous
60m
100 10
Adil Hoxha
Hammer & Sparrow Pt. 4
Make Abe Follow Adil Make Adil Visit the Nuclear Power Plant
8h 8h
100 10
Grampa
Hammer & Sparrow Pt. 5
Make Adil Transmit Coded Messages Make Abe Spy on Adil
60m 60m
200 20
Grampa
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Hammer & Sparrow Pt. 1[]
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Adil! Have you come back on another exchange program?
It is more like one-way exchange. How you say... extradition.
Oh, you adorable little scamp, with your made-up words. Why don't you join us for dinner?
You are too kind, Pappa Homer. I am relieved you do not hold my past troubles with your government against me.
What's a little light treason between family?
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Thank you, Mrs. Simpson, for sharing your wanton excess with me. It fills my heart with shame and my belly with hard to digest food.
Well, that's the typical American diet.
Hammer & Sparrow Pt. 2[]
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I don't trust that no-good Russkie.
Grampa! Adil is an Albanian refugee. What happened to "give us your poor, your tired, your huddled masses"?
We got our fill o' those! Now we need your rich, energetic, few and far between!
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...and when you made a phone call, your finger hurt from dialing! That's my two cents. Speaking of which, the one cent penny used to be worth two cents…
Hammer & Sparrow Pt. 3[]
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Thank you again for your hospitality, Simpsons. I am grateful I was able to see you...
...enjoy your last meal.
Last meal?! That's King James Bible talk for he's gonna kill us!
Oh Dad, you and your stories: Adil's trying to kill us, the nurses at the Retirement Castle are eating my pudding, my son's cashing my government checks...
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I'm telling you, I heard what I heard.
You can't hear the TV at full volume, but now you're hearing whispers.
Maybe it's the grave calling.
Hammer & Sparrow Pt. 4[]
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I may be old, senile, and blind in one eye, but I can still sniff out a rat.
Are we having rat tonight?
Lemon-Rosemary Rat is Thursdays. Right now we gotta figure out what this Mata Hari midget is up to.
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This reactor is so unstable – imagine the pure destructive potential!
I knew it, you little kremlin gremlin!
No, Grampa! We're here for a school project on looming environmental disasters.
It is okay, Lisa. We must respect our elders. They are only here for a short while.
What's that mean? He's planning to kill me!
Hammer & Sparrow Pt. 5[]
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I was so sure I smelled a Jerry, or a Boris... maybe even a Fidel.
What the?! Where's he going with all that electrical whos-a-ma-call-its?
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Call my mommy, the boy's a commie!
Grampa! Were you SPYING on Adil?
‘Course I was! The boy's an ACTUAL spy! He's redder than a bloody crayon.
We all know that! You can't be so intolerant of other people's beliefs.
Yeah, Dad. Just 'cause the little guy wants to bring down our way of life, it doesn't make him a bad kid.