Hammer & Sparrow is a side questline released on April 25, 2017, for the Secret Agents 2017 Event. It requires the premium character Adil Hoxha.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Hammer & Sparrow Pt. 1 Make Adil Join the Simpsons for Dinner
Make Simpsons Have Family Dinner (x5)
60m
60m
Cash100
Experience10
Lisa
Hammer & Sparrow Pt. 2 Make Grampa Go on a Rant
Make Adil Be Polite and Helpful
60m
60m
Cash100
Experience10
Grampa
Hammer & Sparrow Pt. 3 Make Adil Be Inconspicuous 60m Cash100
Experience10
Adil Hoxha
Hammer & Sparrow Pt. 4 Make Abe Follow Adil
Make Adil Visit the Nuclear Power Plant
8h
8h
Cash100
Experience10
Grampa
Hammer & Sparrow Pt. 5 Make Adil Transmit Coded Messages
Make Abe Spy on Adil
60m
60m
Cash200
Experience20
Grampa

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Hammer & Sparrow Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon.png Adil! Have you come back on another exchange program?
Adil Hoxha Icon.png It is more like one-way exchange. How you say... extradition.
Homer Icon.png Oh, you adorable little scamp, with your made-up words. Why don't you join us for dinner?
Adil Hoxha Icon.png You are too kind, Pappa Homer. I am relieved you do not hold my past troubles with your government against me.
Homer Icon.png What's a little light treason between family?

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Adil Hoxha Icon.png Thank you, Mrs. Simpson, for sharing your wanton excess with me. It fills my heart with shame and my belly with hard to digest food.
Marge Nervous Icon.png Well, that's the typical American diet.

Hammer & Sparrow Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Grampa Serious Icon.png I don't trust that no-good Russkie.
Lisa Shocked Icon.png Grampa! Adil is an Albanian refugee. What happened to "give us your poor, your tired, your huddled masses"?
Grampa Serious Icon.png We got our fill o' those! Now we need your rich, energetic, few and far between!

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Grampa Icon.png ...and when you made a phone call, your finger hurt from dialing! That's my two cents. Speaking of which, the one cent penny used to be worth two cents…

Hammer & Sparrow Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Adil Hoxha Icon.png Thank you again for your hospitality, Simpsons. I am grateful I was able to see you...
Adil Hoxha Sneaky Icon.png ...enjoy your last meal.
Grampa Startled Icon.png Last meal?! That's King James Bible talk for he's gonna kill us!
Homer Skeptical Icon.png Oh Dad, you and your stories: Adil's trying to kill us, the nurses at the Retirement Castle are eating my pudding, my son's cashing my government checks...

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Grampa Serious Icon.png I'm telling you, I heard what I heard.
Marge Annoyed Icon.png You can't hear the TV at full volume, but now you're hearing whispers.
Bart Laughing Icon.png Maybe it's the grave calling.

Hammer & Sparrow Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Grampa Icon.png I may be old, senile, and blind in one eye, but I can still sniff out a rat.
Jasper Icon.png Are we having rat tonight?
Grampa Icon.png Lemon-Rosemary Rat is Thursdays. Right now we gotta figure out what this Mata Hari midget is up to.

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Adil Hoxha Icon.png This reactor is so unstable – imagine the pure destructive potential!
Grampa Startled Icon.png I knew it, you little kremlin gremlin!
Lisa Shocked Icon.png No, Grampa! We're here for a school project on looming environmental disasters.
Adil Hoxha Icon.png It is okay, Lisa. We must respect our elders. They are only here for a short while.
Grampa Surprised Icon.png What's that mean? He's planning to kill me!

Hammer & Sparrow Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Grampa Sad Icon.png I was so sure I smelled a Jerry, or a Boris... maybe even a Fidel.
Grampa Surprised Icon.png What the?! Where's he going with all that electrical whos-a-ma-call-its?

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Grampa Startled Icon.png Call my mommy, the boy's a commie!
Lisa Shouting Icon.png Grampa! Were you SPYING on Adil?
Grampa Serious Icon.png ‘Course I was! The boy's an ACTUAL spy! He's redder than a bloody crayon.
Lisa Icon.png We all know that! You can't be so intolerant of other people's beliefs.
Homer Icon.png Yeah, Dad. Just 'cause the little guy wants to bring down our way of life, it doesn't make him a bad kid.
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