Hack to the Future is a premium questline released on April 4, 2017, during the Secret Agents 2017 Event. It requires the premium characters Doug, Gary and Benjamin that were offered as a Gil Deal.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Hack to the Future Pt. 1 Make Benjamin Hack University Test Scores 4h Cash100
Hack to the Future Pt. 2 Make Benjamin Hack the Ashley Madden Site 4h Cash100
Hack to the Future Pt. 3 Make Benjamin Hack a Movie Studio Over Nerd Stereotypes 4h Cash100
Hack to the Future Pt. 4 Make Benjamin Get a Random Nosebleed
Make Doug Use an Asthma Puffer
Make Gary Use Ear Drops
Hack to the Future Pt. 5 Make Benjamin Roleplay Online
Make Doug Roleplay Online
Make Gary Roleplay Online

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Hack to the Future Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Doug Annoyed Icon.png My stupid calculus professor gave me an "A", which would have been an "A+" if he bothered to calculate Pi to more than thirty-two places.
Benjamin Sad Icon.png Your GPA just dropped to a 3.9999. Not sure we can hang together anymore.
Doug Annoyed Icon.png The Professor won't change the grade, so that leaves us with only one recourse.
Doug Annoyed Icon.png Gentlemen, we're going rogue!
Gary Sad Icon.png Okay, but let's not go too late. I have an orthodontist appointment this afternoon.

Hack to the Future Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Gary Happy Icon.png We did it! Calculus grade successfully hacked!
Benjamin Happy Icon.png I feel peptides activating my body's opiate receptors!
Doug Happy Icon.png An endorphin rush! I had one too! I want to feel it again!
Gary Icon.png But our test scores are all 100% already.
Benjamin Sad Icon.png But our social lives are all zeroes!
Doug Happy Icon.png We can hack those too!

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Benjamin Sad Icon.png I don't think hacking that dating site was a good idea.
Gary Sad Icon.png Because of the ethical quandary?
Benjamin Sad Icon.png No, because now we know that 96% of the women on the internet aren't real!
Doug Sad Icon.png We have to post our data. It's up to us to save other nerds from falling prey to faux females!

Hack to the Future Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Benjamin Surprised Icon.png Wow, guys look at these comments! The internet is blowing up!
Doug Surprised Icon.png They love what we're doing – the first human love I've felt in a long time.
Gary Surprised Icon.png And they want us to hack more stuff -- news outlets, the government, the Powerball Lottery.
Benjamin Happy Icon.png We truly are heroes of the internet community. We owe it to them to fight their battles... always behind the cloak of our online anonymity!
Benjamin Annoyed Icon.png But first, we have a much more important target to take down.

Hack to the Future Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Doug Sad Icon.png Um, guys? We've got another 200 friend requests over on Springface...
Benjamin Sad Icon.png And more followers on Instaspring and Viewtube than our automated acceptance scripts can handle!
Gary Surprised Icon.png Half of them want us to undo what the other half is demanding! They're unreasonable... insatiable!
Doug Surprised Icon.png Our hacking requests have vastly outgrown capacity! What can we do?!
Benjamin Sad Icon.png I... I... I'm getting a stress nosebleed!
Doug Surprised Icon.png That's it! Human maladies engage!

Hack to the Future Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Gary Sad Icon.png I've deleted all our social media accounts and scrubbed the hard drives.
Doug Sad Icon.png I've erased all of our internet histories.
Benjamin Sad Icon.png From this point forth, Gary, Doug, and Benjamin do not exist...
Benjamin Happy Icon.png So choose a superhero avatar and let's get back online!
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