Hack to the Future
Release Date
April 4, 2017
Hack to the Future is a premium questline released on April 4, 2017, during the Secret Agents 2017 Event . It requires the premium characters Doug , Gary and Benjamin that were offered as a Gil Deal .
Quests [ ]
Quest
Requirements
Time
Reward
Triggered By
Hack to the Future Pt. 1
Make Benjamin Hack University Test Scores
4h
100 10
Doug
Hack to the Future Pt. 2
Make Benjamin Hack the Ashley Madden Site
4h
100 10
Gary
Hack to the Future Pt. 3
Make Benjamin Hack a Movie Studio Over Nerd Stereotypes
4h
100 10
Benjamin
Hack to the Future Pt. 4
Make Benjamin Get a Random Nosebleed Make Doug Use an Asthma Puffer Make Gary Use Ear Drops
60m 60m 60m
100 10
Doug
Hack to the Future Pt. 5
Make Benjamin Roleplay Online Make Doug Roleplay Online Make Gary Roleplay Online
12h 12h 12h
200 20
Gary
Dialogue [ ]
Hack to the Future Pt. 1 [ ]
Character
Dialogue
My stupid calculus professor gave me an "A", which would have been an "A+" if he bothered to calculate Pi to more than thirty-two places.
Your GPA just dropped to a 3.9999. Not sure we can hang together anymore.
The Professor won't change the grade, so that leaves us with only one recourse.
Gentlemen, we're going rogue!
Okay, but let's not go too late. I have an orthodontist appointment this afternoon.
Hack to the Future Pt. 2 [ ]
Start [ ]
Character
Dialogue
We did it! Calculus grade successfully hacked!
I feel peptides activating my body's opiate receptors!
An endorphin rush! I had one too! I want to feel it again!
But our test scores are all 100% already.
But our social lives are all zeroes!
We can hack those too!
End [ ]
Character
Dialogue
I don't think hacking that dating site was a good idea.
Because of the ethical quandary?
No, because now we know that 96% of the women on the internet aren't real!
We have to post our data. It's up to us to save other nerds from falling prey to faux females!
Hack to the Future Pt. 3 [ ]
Character
Dialogue
Wow, guys look at these comments! The internet is blowing up!
They love what we're doing – the first human love I've felt in a long time.
And they want us to hack more stuff -- news outlets, the government, the Powerball Lottery.
We truly are heroes of the internet community. We owe it to them to fight their battles... always behind the cloak of our online anonymity!
But first, we have a much more important target to take down.
Hack to the Future Pt. 4 [ ]
Character
Dialogue
Um, guys? We've got another 200 friend requests over on Springface...
And more followers on Instaspring and Viewtube than our automated acceptance scripts can handle!
Half of them want us to undo what the other half is demanding! They're unreasonable... insatiable!
Our hacking requests have vastly outgrown capacity! What can we do?!
I... I... I'm getting a stress nosebleed!
That's it! Human maladies engage!
Hack to the Future Pt. 5 [ ]
Character
Dialogue
I've deleted all our social media accounts and scrubbed the hard drives.
I've erased all of our internet histories.
From this point forth, Gary, Doug, and Benjamin do not exist...
So choose a superhero avatar and let's get back online!
Quest Map
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