|“||Hello good user, one digital beverage, please!||”|
— Guy Incognito's unlock message.
Guy Incognito is a man who, except for having a mustache, slightly lighter-colored muzzle and an unusual accent, looks and sounds exactly like Homer. The resemblance has proven to be very unfortunate for Guy, as it has gotten him into trouble on at least one occasion. Where Guy lives is unknown, though his appearance and manner of speaking suggest he is an English foreigner.
|When selected||When sent on a good job.||When sent on a bad job.||When collecting from a job.|
|"Greetings, good man."||"Might I trouble you for a drink?"||"Homer? Who is Homer?"||"My name is Guy Incognito."|