Now for your final test… dig deep inside where all that bile is stored and go full gung-ho on me.
C'mon! Attack the hack!
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Agh! Fallout Boy, wearing brass knuckles has added heft to your left and bite to your right.
You punched the pancake right off my punim!
Pie Man, the Webster's Dictionary in your pie knocked all the good words right outta my mouth!
Gung-Ho Style Pt. 2[]
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Ok, you guys are ready for prime time crime time. There's a hold up at Moe's, let's go.
Remember everything that spilled outta the clown's mouth and you'll do fine.
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MY BAR! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BEAUTIFUL… I mean… TOLERABLE BAR?!
We prevented this criminal from robbing the place. Isn't that what merchants want of their crime fighters?
Sure, but I wanted you to nab the guy, not destroy the place!
You're not heroes. I dare say you're zeros! Get the hell outta my bar!
Gung-Ho Style Pt. 3[]
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This is Kent Brockman reporting live at Springfield Town Hall, where Mayor Quimby is about to make an important announcement.
In recent weeks our fair city has suffered a crime spree unlike any we've ever seen.
Clownface and his er, Sequel Squad, were supposed to deal with this spree. Instead they've clowned around and now we're laughingstocks living in fear.
I hereby declare them enemies of the er, city! Any member of the Sequel Squad seen playing vigilante will be er-rested!
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So what do we do now? Any other brilliant ideas, Clownface?
We gotta lay low! That's a place I'm very familiar with.
We'll fight from the shadows to regain our old reputation.
I don't get it, the criminals in this town just keep bouncing back like rubber chickens.
It's like someone wanted this to happen, and we fell for it. Fallout Boy has become Falldown Boy. Someone, somewhere is responsible. But who?!
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