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Greenhouse Asylum is a limited-time side quest line released on April 13, 2016 for the Spring Cleaning 2016 Promotion. It triggers upon completion of the Springfield Greenhouse.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Greenhouse Asylum Pt. 1 Build Sanjay's House
Make Sanjay Apply for a Security Guard Job at the Greenhouse
-
30m
Cash100
XP10
Apu
Greenhouse Asylum Pt. 2 Make Lisa Buy Phish Tickets 4h Cash100
XP10
Lisa
Greenhouse Asylum Pt. 3 Make Lisa Boycott the Greenhouse
Make Sanjay Go Back to Work at Kwik-E-Mart
Make Otto Complain Online That We Didn't Mention Papadosio*
2h
2h
2h
Cash100
XP10
Santa's Little Helper Topiary
Lisa

* will only appear if the player has Otto

Dialogue Edit

Greenhouse Purchased Edit

Congratulations on purchasing the Nature Bundle! Its contents have been added to your inventory.
 
— System Message


Character Dialogue
Lisa Surprised Icon Wow, a greenhouse! Finally after three years of non-stop urban sprawl, someone has come to their senses.
Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon Indeed, Electronic Arts HAS come to their senses and finally taken advantage of the tax write-off for “green-friendly” games.
Homer Scared Icon Ewwwww! What the heck? This donut tastes like crap!
Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon Also the frosting on all Tapped Out donuts will now be made from ethanol.

Greenhouse Asylum Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Sanjay Angry Icon Clean the Squishee machine...clean the sponge-brush used to clean the Squishee machine...clean the cleaning solution used to clean the sponge-brush used to clean the Squishee machine...
Sanjay Shocked Icon This job is more boring than watching plants grow!
Apu Angry Icon Well then why don't you go get a job watching plants grow?
Sanjay Icon I think I will!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Sanjay Icon Look at those plants grow! This is even better than I ever imagined!
Sanjay Icon I wonder what kind of plants these are.
Otto Icon Dude, it's 2016 and someone builds a greenhouse?
Sanjay Sad Icon Oh.

Greenhouse Asylum Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Happy Icon Ahhhhhhh, I just love breathing in this plant-cleaned, natural air. It makes me feel so refreshed...and so healthy...
Lisa Icon And so mellow...
Lisa Smug Icon And so hungry...
Lisa Dreamy Icon And it also makes me think Phish isn't actually terrible.

All Objectives Started Edit

Character Dialogue
Marge Surprised Icon There's WHAT in this greenhouse?! This has to be stopped!
Marge Angry Icon My daughter is a perfect example of its dangers. It's a gateway drug!
Sanjay Sad Icon A gateway to even worse drugs?
Marge Scared Icon No, a gateway to even worse bands like Furthur and Disco Biscuits!

Greenhouse Asylum Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Shouting Icon Boycott the greenhouse!
Sanjay Sad Icon Why are you protesting the greenhouse? You love it.
Lisa Shouting Icon We had the opportunity to educate the townspeople about environmentalism, but they only care about one kind of plant.
Otto Icon That's not true!
Otto Icon We like several different strains.
Lisa Annoyed Icon Ugh!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon There's no need for boycotts. I'm sure we can settle this peacefully.
Lisa Shouting Icon Fat chance! I never stand down from my--
Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon What if we gave you a free topiary?
Lisa Embarrassed Icon You've got my attention.
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