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Quest
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Time
Reward
Great Coqs of Fire Pt. 1
Make Homer Make Out With the Fire Rooster
100 10
Great Coqs of Fire Pt. 2
Have Homer Buy Gifts for the Fire Rooster
100 10
Great Coqs of Fire Pt. 3
Make Homer Worship the Fire Rooster Make Bart Sell Tickets for the Embarrassing Display Make Quimby Plot
100 10
Dialogue [ ]
Great Coqs of Fire Pt. 1 [ ]
Character
Dialogue
What the hell is this? Some kind of fire rooster?
No Dad, it's a… yes, it's a fire rooste
And if I kiss it, I'll get good luck!
No, you don't know where it's been…
Oh fine, smooch the chicken.
Great Coqs of Fire Pt. 2 [ ]
Character
Dialogue
Homer! You must bring me an offering. Otherwise, I will turn all the eggs in your fridge to broccoli.
Healthy, no-cholesterol broccoli? Nooo!!
What must I bring you, O Mighty Chicken?
Canned goods. Used clothing. Old smartphones. Anything is good.
It shall be done, Great Drumstick!
Great Coqs of Fire Pt. 3 [ ]
Start [ ]
Character
Dialogue
Dad says the Fire Rooster told him to bring gifts of canned goods and clothing.
Hey, there's a little door in the back. There's someone inside!
Milhouse?! What are you doing in there?
My dad told me this way we might get some better stuff than they hand out at the church charity drive.
Look, it's that tourist again. Hey buddy, you can't take pictures of my dad making a fool of himself...
...unless you pay me.
End [ ]
Character
Dialogue
Heh, heh. Sucker paid me to watch my Dad behave like an idiot.
He could get that for free at Moe's every night...
System message
Here're your Pins. Good luck finding a use for them!
Wait, pins? What the hell am I going to do with these?
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