Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward
Great Coqs of Fire Pt. 1 Make Homer Make Out With the Fire Rooster Cash100
Great Coqs of Fire Pt. 2 Have Homer Buy Gifts for the Fire Rooster Cash100
Great Coqs of Fire Pt. 3 Make Homer Worship the Fire Rooster
Make Bart Sell Tickets for the Embarrassing Display
Make Quimby Plot

Dialogue Edit

Great Coqs of Fire Pt. 1 Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Confused Icon What the hell is this? Some kind of fire rooster?
Lisa Nagging Icon No Dad, it's a… yes, it's a fire rooste
Homer Happy Icon And if I kiss it, I'll get good luck!
Lisa Worried Icon No, you don't know where it's been…
Lisa Eyeroll Icon Oh fine, smooch the chicken.

Great Coqs of Fire Pt. 2 Edit

Character Dialogue
Milhouse Silhouette Icon Homer! You must bring me an offering. Otherwise, I will turn all the eggs in your fridge to broccoli.
Homer Surprised Icon Healthy, no-cholesterol broccoli? Nooo!!
Homer Icon What must I bring you, O Mighty Chicken?
Milhouse Silhouette Icon Canned goods. Used clothing. Old smartphones. Anything is good.
Homer Proud Icon It shall be done, Great Drumstick!

Great Coqs of Fire Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Curious Icon Dad says the Fire Rooster told him to bring gifts of canned goods and clothing.
Bart Curious Icon Hey, there's a little door in the back. There's someone inside!
Lisa Shocked Icon Milhouse?! What are you doing in there?
Milhouse Sad Icon My dad told me this way we might get some better stuff than they hand out at the church charity drive.
Bart Icon Look, it's that tourist again. Hey buddy, you can't take pictures of my dad making a fool of himself...
Bart Sneaky Icon ...unless you pay me.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Bart Laughing Icon Heh, heh. Sucker paid me to watch my Dad behave like an idiot.
Bart Sneaky Icon He could get that for free at Moe's every night...
System message Here're your Pins. Good luck finding a use for them!
Bart Confused Icon Wait, pins? What the hell am I going to do with these?
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