Grazing Saddles is a side questline released on May 03, 2016 for the Wild West 2016 Event. It requires Princess.
Quests[]
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Grazing Saddles Pt. 1
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Place Princess Make Lisa Drop Everything and Hug Princess
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- 60m
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100 10
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Auto
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Grazing Saddles Pt. 2
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Make Homer Brag at Moe's Make Lisa Brag on Facelook
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2h 2h
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100 10
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Lisa
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Grazing Saddles Pt. 3
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Make Lisa Ride Princess
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6h
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100 10
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Lisa
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Dialogue[]
Grazing Saddles Pt. 1[]
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With all these horses around, you start to see their lives in a whole new way.
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Is it fair that we force these noble beasts to haul people everywhere?
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Not just “people,” Lisa. COWBOYS. Cowboys are cool. And horses care deeply about associating with cool people.
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If we forced them to carry around nerds – an accountant, say, or some total loser like a college professor – THAT would be cruel.
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I'm not buying it. I think it is inherently wrong and demeaning. IT IS NEVER OKAY TO RIDE A HORSE!
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If you say so. Hey look at that horse. Isn't that--
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*neighs*
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Princess! It's you!
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Grazing Saddles Pt. 2[]
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Dialogue
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Oh, Princess, I never realized how much I missed riding on your beautiful back. I could just ride you forever.
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Lisa Simpson: World Class Hypocrite!
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Why?! Just because I said no one should ever ride a horse, and then immediately turned around and did it myself?
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Okay, I admit it. I'm a backsliding phony. But she is SOOOOO CUTE!!!! I REGRET NOTHING!
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Hey, I'm GLAD you're a hypocrite. Hypocrites are much happier people. They can do whatever they want!
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I'd hate to see my beloved little girl grow up practicing what she preaches.
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That's no kind of life at all. I'm proud of my shameless little hypocrite! Go, Lisa, go!
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Grazing Saddles Pt. 3[]
Start[]
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Now Lisa, I hope you will help Princess to develop the “Three Ps”: poise, panache, and pooping only in designated areas.
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I'd hate to see her turn out like all the other horses in this town. They're little better than animals!
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One thing she'll definitely learn is how to get the heck brushed out of your beautiful mane. I AM ALL OVER THAT THING.
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All Objectives Started[]
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Dialogue
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What do you think of Princess' new canter? Rhythmically, it's a perfect rendition of the drum part to Dave Brubeck's “Take Five.”
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Well, I'm not really comfortable with jazz. Too wild. Too new.
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Yes, dear. I really AM that old. But I suppose I will allow it.
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