"It's coming, Marge!" "It's been on the radio, on TV and I've read it in the Springfield Shopper!" "Black Friday is almost here!"
"We go through this every year. Black Friday is nothing to be afraid of."
"Yes it is! Why else would people call it Black Friday?!" "If it was a good thing, they'd call it Happy Friday." "I'd even accept Not-So-Good Friday."
Gear Up For Savings! Pt. 2[]
Character
Dialogue
"Lisa, take these emergency supplies into the emergency basement and put them next to the emergency generator."
"What's the emergency?"
"The evil of Black Friday has returned and this one is being advertised as a "the biggest blow out of the year!" "The TV said, "Everything must go!" "We're "everything!!"
"Dad, Black Friday isn't evil... well it is in the sense that it drives rampant consumerism, but not evil in the way you're thinking."
"Mm-hmm. Spoken like a true Black Friday zombie." "Now prove to me the zombies haven't laid eggs in your brain by getting those supplies into the basement now!"
Gear Up For Savings! Pt. 3[]
Character
Dialogue
"Hey, Homer. Lisa says you're getting freaky about Friday again."
"Everyone in this house needs to be freaky about it."
"In that case, can I have a gun?"
"Guns will have no effect on these Black Friday fiends." "Instead, we'll use safe and sane road flares that burn at 1400 degrees Fahrenheit." "When all else fails, boy, flame ‘em with flares!"