Gear Up For Savings! is a questline from the Thanksgiving 2014 Event.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Triggered On
Gear Up For Savings! Pt. 1 Make Homer Hide in the Basement 2h November 24th
Gear Up For Savings! Pt. 2 Make Homer Fortify the Basement 4h November 26th
Gear Up For Savings! Pt. 3 Make Homer Prepare for Black Friday 6h November 27th

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Gear Up For Savings! Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Marge Icon.png "Homer, why do you look so worried?"
Homer Icon.png "It's coming, Marge!"
"It's been on the radio, on TV and I've read it in the Springfield Shopper!"
"Black Friday is almost here!"
Marge Icon.png "We go through this every year. Black Friday is nothing to be afraid of."
Homer Icon.png "Yes it is! Why else would people call it Black Friday?!"
"If it was a good thing, they'd call it Happy Friday."
"I'd even accept Not-So-Good Friday."

Gear Up For Savings! Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon.png "Lisa, take these emergency supplies into the emergency basement and put them next to the emergency generator."
Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png "What's the emergency?"
Homer Icon.png "The evil of Black Friday has returned and this one is being advertised as a "the biggest blow out of the year!"
"The TV said, "Everything must go!"
"We're "everything!!"
Sacagawea Lisa Icon.png "Dad, Black Friday isn't evil... well it is in the sense that it drives rampant consumerism, but not evil in the way you're thinking."
Homer Icon.png "Mm-hmm. Spoken like a true Black Friday zombie."
"Now prove to me the zombies haven't laid eggs in your brain by getting those supplies into the basement now!"

Gear Up For Savings! Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Bart Icon.png "Hey, Homer. Lisa says you're getting freaky about Friday again."
Homer Icon.png "Everyone in this house needs to be freaky about it."
Bart Icon.png "In that case, can I have a gun?"
Homer Icon.png "Guns will have no effect on these Black Friday fiends."
"Instead, we'll use safe and sane road flares that burn at 1400 degrees Fahrenheit."
"When all else fails, boy, flame ‘em with flares!"
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