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Lisa
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Games of Their Own Pt. 1[]
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Remember those frequent flyer miles you got after the airline accidentally shipped you as oversized baggage? Let's use them to go to the Summer Games in Rio!
Rio in Brazil? No thank you! I got kidnapped there. And then to add insult to injury, they had no sense of humor about it.
Let's just host our own unsanctioned event in Springfield!
Well I'm usually pro-sanctions, but your idea could really help the town!
Plus the bribes will have a way better exchange rate.
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The Springfield Games in Springfield? We already hosted the World Mug of Soccer and Baseball's Global Sequence, so I don't see why not.
Don't forget the popular Tour De Springfield featuring tricycle legend Lance Weak-Wrist.
Games of Their Own Pt. 2[]
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The Springfield Games? Er, I can't make such a big decision without consulting my most trusted group of arbitrary advisors.
As your business and corruption czar, I predict the games will be a boon for the stock market, black market, and possibly even farmers' market.
Alright! More tourists means more pockets for the pickin'.
An influx of foreigners? Finally a chance to use that new riot gear we got - it's the new Necessary Roughness line from Kevlar Klein.
The cabinet has spoken! Let the games begin!
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I'm pleased to announce that Springfield has been chosen, by a panel of me, to host the Springfield Games!
And like any major citywide event, gala, or riot, our most precocious 8-year-old, Lisa, will handle all the planning.
What!? But I JUST got done with the March Anger Tournament.
Why don't you just copy the plans made in 1999 when we almost hosted the Springfield Games. That's what I do with all my homework.
And if you need a mascot, you can use Springy, the Springfield Spring! He could use the money ever since he lost his mattress endorsement deal.