Game of Stones is the starting questline of the Stonecutters 2014 Event. The name of the questline is a parody of Game of Thrones .

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time
Game of Stones Pt. 1 Build the Stonecutter Lodge 16h
Game of Stones Pt. 2 Make Number 908 Be the Chosen One 4h
Game of Stones Pt. 3 Collect From Houses (x5) --
Game of Stones Pt. 4 Solve Number 1's Task --
Trust No One Visit Another Springfield and Spy on Them --
Game of Stones Pt. 5 Build Sacred Parchment --
Game of Stones Pt. 6 Build Chest of Sacred Artifacts --
Game of Stones Pt. 7 Build Willie's Shack
Make Number 908 Attend a Secret Meeting
Make Number 36 Attend a Secret Meeting
Make Number 600 Attend a Secret Meeting
Make Number 85 Attend a Secret Meeting
Game of Stones Pt. 8 Build Cooling Towers
Build Money Pool
Make Number 29 Take a Dip in the Money Pool
Game of Stones Pt. 9 Build Stone of Triumph
Make Number 908 Wear the Stone of Triumph


Game of Stones Pt. 10 Make Number 908 Steal Liquor from Shelbyville Stonecutters 10h
Game of Stones Pt. 11 Build Stonecutter Table
Make Number 908 Sing the Stonecutter Song
Make Number 36 Sing the Stonecutter Song
Game of Stones Pt. 12 Build Satan's Anvil --

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Game of Stones Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon.png "What?! Moe ran out of beer?!"
"Impossible! That's like Miley Cyrus running out of tounge poses!"
"Apu, two chases of your cheapest beer! Nothing fancy, just something to make me woozy and bloated."
Apu Icon.png "I would love to sell you dangerous quantities of alcohol."
"Especially since you always stumble back later for snackcakes, lotto tickets and those adult diaper wipes."
"But all the bottles of alcohol in my store mysteriously exploded. And the walls behind the alcohol have mysteriously developed baseball bat dents."
Homer Scared Icon.png "So there's no booze in this whole town? Oh God! I'll be forced to face it like sober!"
"None of my ideas will seem brilliant!"
"George Lopez won't be funny at all!"
Number 1 Hoodedfigure Icon.png "Psst, I know how you could have enough alcohol to ruin TWO livers..."
Homer Icon.png "I'll do anything you say, hooded figure I just met!"
Number 1 Hoodedfigure Icon.png "Re-build the Stonecutter Lodge!"
Homer Happy Icon.png "That's right! They had a microbrewery, champagne fountain and bourbon jacuzzi!"
Number 1 Hoodedfigure Icon.png "Yes, The Stonecutters invented alcoholism as a way to control "cool people".
Homer Icon.png "And for that, I am forever grateful. I shall build the What-cha-ma-callit Lodge!"

Game of Stones Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon.png "Number 1? YOU were the hooded figure? But I thought you quit The Stonecutters to form the No Homers Club?"
Number 1 Icon.png "Regrettably, the No Homers lost their clubhouse in the nuclear super-accident."
Homer Icon.png "I don't know how many times I'm gonna have to say this but:"
Number 1 Icon.png "Yes, well, I'd like to be a Stonecutter again."
Homer Icon.png "Okay, but you have to do what I say. The birthmark on my butt says I'm your leader."
Number 1 Icon.png "I prefer to think of it as your upper thigh."
Homer Icon.png "Do what you gotta do."

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Number 1 Icon.png "Hey, everyone! Look at The Sacred Texts! I never noticed this part here, scrawled in purple crayon!"
"In the event of nuclear meltdown, the NEW leader shall be he who holds the sacred purple crayon!" Oh look, I have it right here!"
Homer Icon.png "I don't know… that crayon looks more like a deep plum."
Number 1 Icon.png "It also says Homer gets to keep the title of “Chosen One” and the fancy hat and… uh… this “Doors of Europe” calendar."
Homer Icon.png "Woohoo! It's a deal! There's a bunch of unused months on this!"

Game of Stones Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon.png "Number 1, you may be the leader of The Stonecutters but these days all of us take our orders from…"
"The Sky Finger."
"The Sky Finger places all our buildings and sends us on our jobs."
"Often while he's supposed to be working no less."
Number 1 Icon.png "Well, I shan't be doing this Sky Finger's bidding."
"Sky Finger! Obey MY command! "open-bracket COLLECT underscore FROM underscore HOUSES close-bracket""

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon.png "How did you learn the code to make the Sky Finger do THAT?!"
Number 1 Icon.png *shrug* "I know a lot of nerds."

Game of Stones Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Number 1 Icon.png "Stonecutters! It is time to step forward in our march toward Global Domination!"
"Let us read now from the ancient prophecy to learn what must be done."
HINT: All Kids in Springfield now have a new job you can use to complete Number 1's task!
— In Game Message

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon.png "What?! How would that help you conquer the world?"
Number 1 Icon.png "When young brains freeze, it causes an insatiable appetite for following orders."
Homer Icon.png *gasp* "You are more evil than I imagined. Fortunately, our kids are too smart for that. They'd never fall for—!"
Lisa Icon.png "Hmm, I suddenly really want to drink a Squishee."
Homer Icon.png *screams*

Trust No One[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Number 1 Icon.png "Now, we must spy on Other Springfields to learn what they know about us."
Homer Icon.png "Why? We've always gotten along. Sending Valentines and Christmas cards and playfully vandalizing each other."
Number 1 Icon.png "Yes, but each Springfield now has a version of me. And I know for a fact that I've got it in for me."
Homer Icon.png "This twisty thinking is making me sleepy. Can we make the Sky Finger do our spying? I'm going to nap."
Visit Other Springfields and use Friend Actions to Spy on them for bonus Emblems!
— In Game Message

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Number 1 Icon.png "Excellent spying, Sky Finger! Information should flow free and be available to all."
"Except OUR information. We don't need anybody being all up in our stuff! Stop other people from spying on us!
Stop any attempts to spy on your Springfield. The faster you do it, the more Emblems you'll earn!
— In Game Message

Game of Stones Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Number 1 Icon.png "Now carefully and thoughtfully place the Sacred Parchment. It is the most hallowed artifact of The Stonecutters."
"More essential to us than the fragment of the cross, the holy folder of take-out menus and the rack for our pool table."

Game of Stones Pt. 6[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Number 1 Icon.png "There is no better opiate of the masses than shiny, new trinkets."
"This chest of artifacts will distract attention from our darkest machinations. Like jingling car keys when giving a baby a shot."

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon.png "Ooo, let see what's in our treasure chest!"
"Holy hand grenade..."
"ring with writing on it that makes me want to punch people…"
"used shroud with some bearded dude's face burned in…"
*moans* "There's nothing good in here!"
"This jeweled cup is too wide for drinking. Still, I guess I can use it."
Lisa Icon.png "Oh my God! I think that's the Holy Grail!"
Homer Icon.png Now it's Daddy's ice cream bowl.

Game of Stones Pt. 7[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Number 1 Icon.png "Number 600…"
Skinner Icon.png "That's my number, don't wear it out! Heh, heh."
Number 1 Icon.png "I need the membership to come together for a very important meeting."
"I want you to make an announcement and then stand by the bar to make sure no one gets too drunk."
Skinner Icon.png "That's exactly what I do every day at school!"
Number 1 Icon.png "Don't be glib. It doesn't work for you."
Skinner Icon.png "I was just thinking the same thing."

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Number 1 Icon.png "My brothers in stone, it is good to see you all once again assembled in this lodge."
"The Springfield Stonecutters are growing in their power. The time has come to use our strength to take over the Shelbyville chapter…"
"…and then the WORLD!"

Game of Stones Pt. 8[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Mr. Burns Icon.png "These Stonecutter meetings are so stressful. No one cowers in my presence. People make eye contact."
"Lenny actually said, “How's it goin'?” to me. And because he outranks me I was compelled to tell him!"
"I don't know how you non-richies handle the nobody-ness of it all."
Smithers Icon.png "We're used to it, sir. Shall I prepare the relaxation pool?"
Mr. Burns Icon.png "Yes. A little dip will do me good."

Game of Stones Pt. 9[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Number 1 Icon.png "Number 908, we would like to honor you for re-building our beloved lodge."
Homer Icon.png "I would say that you guys shouldn't have… but I think you really probably should."
Number 1 Icon.png "Attach the Stone of Triumph to The Chosen One!"
Homer Icon.png "D'oh!"

Game of Stones Pt. 10[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Number 1 Icon.png "Now we begin our siege of the Shelbyville Chapter."
"We will sneak into their Lodge, steal their booze then frame the Shelbyville chapter's leader for the crime."
"Homer, do you think you can handle this?"
Homer Icon.png "Sure, I'm pretty stealthy when I'm not dragging around a rock."

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon.png "Mizzion Accompwished! Permission to say: “hic”."
Number 1 Icon.png "Homer! You’re back? But where is all the liquor you were supposed to steal?"
Homer Icon.png "I've cleverly hidden it all *hic* in my, whacha-call, liver."
"Shhhhhh." *wink*
Number 1 Icon.png "How on earth could you drink that much alcohol?!"
Homer Icon.png "I'll tell you the secret, c'mere…"
"I need to go to a hospital now."
"Bye-bye. Blackie-outie…"

Game of Stones Pt. 11[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Number 1 Icon.png "At last, the Stonecutter table! It looks as glorious as it once--wait, what's this?"
"“Homer Rules!” Number 908, did you write on our beautiful table?"
Homer Icon.png "Well, I am the Chosen One, so I do kind of rule…"
Number 1 Icon.png "Sand it off. And then place it. We've got some singing to do!"

Game of Stones Pt. 12[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Number 1 Icon.png "To ensure our continued success, we’ve commissioned a monument to honor the dark lord!"
"Behold, Satan's Anvil!"
Homer Icon.png "What?! So the Stonecutters are actually a secret satanist society?"
Number 1 Icon.png "Actually no. I’m afraid of satan - gives me the heebie-jeebies."
"I just think it would look really badass to have a 120 foot stone devil in our courtyard."
Homer Icon.png "Amen! Looking cool is my religion, too!"
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