Fuguaboutit

Fuguaboutit
Release Date	September 5, 2014
Number of Quests	2
Preceded By	Yellow Blues
Succeeded By	Demographic Rude-ity

Fuguaboutit is a premium quest that is part of the Akira premium quest chain. It was released on September 5, 2014.

Quests

Quest	Requirements	Triggered By	Time
Fuguaboutit Pt. 1	Make Akira Serve Questionable Fugu Make Springfielders Eat Questionable Fugu (x10)	Akira	60m 2h
Fufuaboutit Pt. 2	Make Akira Hand Out Sushi Samples	Akira	4h

Dialogue

Fuguaboutit Pt. 1

Start

Character	Dialogue
	"Where are all my customers? The Happy Sumo used to be Springfield's Number One non-Krusty based restaurant."
	"We were *the* place to go for food-based dares!"
	"Well, the culinary scene has gotten more adventurous since you've been gone." "Many Springfields already have a sushi establishment, Swanky Fish. And their health department grade is an A, I say with an accusing ‘ahem.'"
	"So I have competition now? They may have superior sushi. But do they also serve sashimi?"
	"Yes. They do both."
	"Sushi and sashimi? That's our entire menu!"
	"I need to grab customers' attention. Now is the time for the return of FUGU!" "Dumb thrill seekers provide great word of mouth." "On an unrelated note, how do you prepare Fugu?"

End

Character	Dialogue
	"On behalf of my food-poisoned clients, I hope they all recover quickly, or you're in big trouble." "On behalf of my 20% of any settlement, I hope at least one dies. I really like money."

Fuguaboitit Pt. 2

Start

Character	Dialogue
	"A class-action lawsuit is only a small setback." "Swanky Fish may have better tasting food that doesn't make people sick." "But they can't beat us on our cheapness or our willingness to operate at a loss." "No one cares about quality when the samples are free."

End

Character	Dialogue
	"People will be sold on the deliciousness of our raw fish once they've tried these day old pieces, warmed under the beating sun!"