Fuguaboutit is a premium quest that is part of the Akira premium quest chain. It was released on September 5, 2014.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Triggered By Time
Fuguaboutit Pt. 1 Make Akira Serve Questionable Fugu

Make Springfielders Eat Questionable Fugu (x10)

Akira 60m
Fufuaboutit Pt. 2 Make Akira Hand Out Sushi Samples Akira 4h

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Fuguaboutit Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Akira Sad Icon.png "Where are all my customers? The Happy Sumo used to be Springfield's Number One non-Krusty based restaurant."
Akira Icon.png "We were *the* place to go for food-based dares!"
Professor Frink Icon.png "Well, the culinary scene has gotten more adventurous since you've been gone."

"Many Springfields already have a sushi establishment, Swanky Fish. And their health department grade is an A, I say with an accusing ‘ahem.'"

Akira Sad Icon.png "So I have competition now? They may have superior sushi. But do they also serve sashimi?"
Professor Frink Icon.png "Yes. They do both."
Akira Sad Icon.png "Sushi and sashimi? That's our entire menu!"
Akira Icon.png "I need to grab customers' attention. Now is the time for the return of FUGU!"

"Dumb thrill seekers provide great word of mouth."
"On an unrelated note, how do you prepare Fugu?"

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png "On behalf of my food-poisoned clients, I hope they all recover quickly, or you're in big trouble."

"On behalf of my 20% of any settlement, I hope at least one dies. I really like money."

Fuguaboitit Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Akira Icon.png "A class-action lawsuit is only a small setback."

"Swanky Fish may have better tasting food that doesn't make people sick."
"But they can't beat us on our cheapness or our willingness to operate at a loss."
"No one cares about quality when the samples are free."

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Akira Icon.png "People will be sold on the deliciousness of our raw fish once they've tried these day old pieces, warmed under the beating sun!"

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