*Both Struggle in a Death Trap and Be Interrogated by Scorpio can complete this part.
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From Springfield With Love Pt. 1[]
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Sorry to call you out of retirement, Agent Bont, but we've lost contact with your successor. His last call-in was here in Springfield.
A debonair super-spy, hanging out in a dump like this? Pigsties DO make perfect covers.
We're short on time, so your first task will be check the agent's last known location.
I'd have been here sooner, but I had to renew my license to kill and the lines at city hall on a Friday before a three-day weekend are deadly.
We're in luck. We know that he was staying in a brown house. There can't be many of those...
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How now brown house? I just wanted to say that. Now, we've uncovered the place, but we've also uncovered trouble. People kept breaking in for one reason or another.
From Springfield With Love Pt. 2[]
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Undergarments, charge card receipts, used prophylactics... This agent of yours was either a playboy or an avant-garde performance artist.
He was hot on the trail of the nefarious mastermind, Nojob.
Or did you mean, hot on the TAIL?
No, I didn't mean that at all.
More like hot on the tail. It looks like he was about to meet with an informant: a Miss Jenny Talia.
It's our only lead. You'll have to make that meeting, Agent Bont. But approach with care, lest you arouse Jenny Talia's... suspicions.
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I've penetrated every crack and crevice, but there's no sign of Jenny Talia.
From Springfield With Love Pt. 3[]
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I'm afraid there's no treasure at the end of this trail.
Then it's time to cache out, Agent Bont.
Domi-Matrix! I thought I heard CPU fans.
Care to input any last words, Mr. Bont?
Only that I die in the flash drive light of your beautiful LED eyes.
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All I've ever known is 1's and 0's, but with you I've coded a 2.
From Springfield With Love Pt. 4[]
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Control, I've turned an enemy agent and she's revealed the location of Nojob's secret golden lair.
Excellent, Agent, but you're going to need more than your gold-plated gun. Procure your equipment from F before engaging.
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Here's your exploding pen -- you'll need the pocket protector, X-ray specs -- above the waist only! And a boomerang moustache, with the whooshing and return trip to the lip.
And what about this teddy bear, F? I suppose it's some sort of plushie gas grenade?
Good glavin, don't touch Teddy Tetrahedran!
...he's the only thing that keeps me agah-giga-gah-hoyvan-SANE!
From Springfield With Love Pt. 5[]
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I'm armed, dangerous, my tuxedo is back from the dry cleaners and I'm ready to infiltrate Nojob's evil lair.
Let me save you that trouble, Agent Bont.
Nojob! Eat moustache!
Thanks to F, your boomerang moustache is no more than a low-level lip doily.
Double-crossed by a crumb catcher?! Who could have guessed?! I suppose I should have.
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What the?! How did you escape?
Your first mistake was leaving me alone after explaining your entire evil plan. Other mistakes were made, but that one sticks out.
I don't tell you how to be handsome; so don't tell me how to trap an agent.
The only trap you should worry about is prison - and then planning your inevitable escape.