Friends Without Benefits is a side questline that was released on February 3, 2021, for the Love and War 2021 Event. It requires the character, Temperance.
Quests[]
| Quest | Requirements | Time | Reward | Triggered By |
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| Friends Without Benefits Pt. 1 | Make Temperance Get Her Bearings Make Moe Turn on the "Charm"* |
8h 8h |
 100  10
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Temperance |
| Friends Without Benefits Pt. 2 | Make Temperance Explain Make Moe Get His Hopes Up* |
8h 8h |
100 10
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Temperance |
| Friends Without Benefits Pt. 3 | Make Temperance Enjoy the Aphrodisiacs Make Moe Take Out a Loan for Dinner* |
4h 4h |
100 10
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Temperance |
| Friends Without Benefits Pt. 4 | Make Temperance Gaze at the Stars Make Moe Gaze at Temperance* |
8h 8h |
100 10
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Temperance |
| Friends Without Benefits Pt. 5 | Make Temperance Call for Her Husband | 4h | 200 20
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Temperance |
*Only appears if the player has Moe.
Dialogue[]
Friends Without Benefits Pt. 1[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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This future town is so complicated. New buildings appear all the time. |
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There's a tavern. Perhaps they can give me directions. |
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Oh, heya Midge. So you finally decided to mix up the wardrobe, eh? Retire the ol' green dress? |
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Yeah. What's with that getup anyway? Did I miss another Civil War reenactment? |
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Who's Midge? My name is Temperance. Could one of you fine gentlemen tell me where I am? |
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Hot diggity, a Marge look-a-like! My Dear Sky Finger letters finally paid off. Time to turn on the ol' Moe charm. |
Friends Without Benefits Pt. 2[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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Look no further for assistance, madam. This here is the fine town of Springfield. And uh, where might you be from? |
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I hail from the island of Nantucket. |
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Well don't you worry, Moe here will be your guide. |
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You are Moe? Your name is on the sign outside. You are the proprietor of this establishment? |
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Well, technically with the foreclosure...it's complicated. |
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I see... |
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But yeah, I'm Moe. So, uh, you gots a boyfriend? |
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Well... it's complicated... |
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I see... |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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Wow, that's quite a tale. It's like it came from one of those... Ah you know, that things wit all dem words in it. Kinda heavy... Barney, help me out here. |
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Uh, a talkative sumo wrestler? |
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Forget it. So anyway, since your husband ain't here, you wanna go out on a date? |
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A date?! I'll have you know that, unlike my husband, I take my marital vows very seriously! |
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Whoa, temper, temper Temperance. Look, a date with me is just two people talking. There ain't nothin' romantic about it. |
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My apologies. In that case, a date would be fine. But you're sure this isn't something intimate? |
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Most definitely. *picks up phone* Hello? Gilded Truffle. Reservation for two, please... Yeah, the dark part of the joint. |
Friends Without Benefits Pt. 3[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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This restaurant is fancy, but I'm worried it may be too romantic. The napkins look like little swans and when they face each other they form a heart! |
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No, that's not romantic. It's a cardiovascular warning from the health department. Yeah, that's it. They're very strict. So, you ready to eat? |
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I am rather hungry, but I don't recognize most of the items on this menu. What is "couple's fondue"? |
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Oh, that's just a meal with two long forks where youse feeds each other. It's, uh, very professional. |
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Huh, well I'm a little out of my element. Would you mind ordering for me? I just want to admire all these candles surrounding our table. |
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Sure thing. Uh, waiter, I'll have the caviar and she'll have the oysters. And another bottle of wine please. You know, the businessman's special. |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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Did yous enjoy the meal? |
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I certainly did. The food in this town is fantastic. Well, it's getting late. Would you mind walking me home? |
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Well, you see the thing is, around here it's normal after a meal to go look at the stars. Under a blanket. And just talk. |
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It is? I see. Well, when in Rome.. |
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Yeah sure. But again, this is Springfield. |
Friends Without Benefits Pt. 4[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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This place is lovely. What's the name of it again? |
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Tongue-Kiss Point. But don't pay no attention to the name, it's French and doesn't translate to English right. |
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Don't look now, but there's a couple cuddling over there. |
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My goodness! I tell you, some people just ain't decent. |
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Makes you wanna...maybe try out what they're doing just so you can...ya know, understand the depths of their, uh...their indecency. |
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I think I can see the depths of it just fine from here. |
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Yeah, me too. Total depths. |
Friends Without Benefits Pt. 5[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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Well, thank you for a lovely evening, Moe. This town may have some strange traditions, but it's good to know it's got decent people in it, like you. |
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Aw shucks, Temperance. Tonight wasn't anything special... |
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Just a completely normal non-romantic date that'll probably make me have to miss my rent payments for the rest of the year. |
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Perhaps we can do this again sometime? |
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Only if Barney pays his full bar tab. |
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Moe, do not think me forward but, upon our first farewell, my husband and I shared a goodnight kiss. Do you think that would be proper? |
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I sure do! |
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Good. Then I'll send him right out. Good night! |