|“||It's pronounced shau-dere!||”|
— French Waiter's unlock message.
Mr. Lacoste, or French Waiter, is a waiter who worked for the Quimbys. He falsely accused Freddy Quimby of beating him in a kitchen at the Quimby estate.
He was serving as a waiter at Freddy's 18th birthday party. While serving up dinner, Freddy was amused by the way Mr. Lacoste pronounced chowder as "shaudere". Quimby followed Lacoste into the kitchen (where Bart Simpson was hiding), Lacoste refused to pronounce chowder as "chowdah" to Quimby, a commotion was heard and Mr. Lacoste is knocked out, Bart was the only witness. Quimby appeared in court after Lacoste accused him of beating him senseless. in court Bart testified and was able to prove Lacoste had clumsily crashed about the kitchen and knocked himself out. Lacoste was later seen working at various fancy restaurants.
|Clean His Tuxedo|| 105|
|Go to Work|| 260|
|Say "Shau-dere!"|| 420|
|Clumsily Hurt Himself|| 600|
|Wait Like a French Waiter|| 1000|
Quest Based Jobs
|Answer Questions Downtown|| 260|
|4h||Police Station||Calamity Case Pt. 1|
|24h||Police Station||Calamity Case Pt. 2|
|When Selected||When sent on a good job||When sent on a bad job||When collecting from a job|
|"Shau-dere."||"Ah."||"Never!"||"I am not a clumsy Clouseau-esque waiter!"|
|"This is an outrage!"|
- His first appearance was in Season 5, Episode 101 The Boy Who Knew Too Much.
- In the French dub of the show and the French version of the game, he is Spanish. His name was said to be Mr. Corrida.