"Hey there. You're new in town, aren't you?" "I'm a police officer, in case you're wondering why I'm so astute."
"You do seem pretty sharp."
"Chief Wiggum! He's not a visitor to our town, he's a hostile alien. Arrest him and call out the national guard."
"I was gonna do that. That's the procedure for all visitors."
"I think it may be why our tourism industry is in the dumper."
"Wait! I have fled the lush tyranny of Rigel VII to seek asylum in this trailer park of a planet: Earth."
"Oh, Chief Wiggum, we've got to help him! Kang is a defector, like Rudolph Nureyev or Martina Navratilova!"
"Yeah, but those guys could do stuff and this thing's just a drooling squid."
"I wish to be an Earthling now and follow Earthling customs." "Our drone cameras report that you saliva-swallowing bipeds enjoy building useless 2-D buildings." "I shall build the most useless, most two-dimensional building of all!"
"Wait, did you say drone cameras?"
"Silence foolish Earth-tween! If you are accusing me of breeding organic, living camera drones that resemble Earth's housefly..." "and then abandoning the project because we got too much footage of dog poo, you are paranoid!"
"Ha, ha, ha, ha! Your impotent squishings do nothing!"
"Our troops are wearing a protective film, much like the tinted windows of your Earth limousines." "In my short time as an Earthling, I really got into the whole club scene. You know, VIP rooms, bottle service…" "But that is neither here for any other place!"
"Prepare for your future as livestock!"
"I already came up with the squishing them idea."
"If the survival of humanity depends on me coming up with another idea, we are ska-rewed."
"Those aliens are going to eat me first for sure."
"Oh, why do my loins have to be so marbled?!"
"Before we start talking about the quality of our body meat, let's find a way to resist the moiven-occupation!" "I can engineer a super-weapon!" "I just need a small, metal, nail-like object."
"I got a nail in my treat bag. Will that work?"
"Well, it's a little on the nose, but we don't have time for subtlety."
"Good glavin, look what I found here next to the teddy-bear-stuffing-injector! The Rigellians have a re-moleculizor!" "This fascinating machine can take any thing and turn it into a different thing! With the molecules and reconfiguring and the---"
"Don't get distracted, Professor! You have to get to work on that weapon."
"Oh, I've already made the super-weapon. It's there on the counter."
"You hammered a nail into a piece of scrap wood?"
"I also installed a decal that said, "Awesome!" but it, uh, did not stick. Ahoy-vun."
"A-ha! Using the Rigellian re-moleculizor I was able to transform this Hello Kitty plush toy..." "...into a much more masculine Hockey Playing Hello Kitty plush toy!"
"You didn't need a machine for that. You could have just changed her jersey and removed some of her teeth."
"Regardless! This experiment proves that we can use the re-moleculizor to change Halloween candies into… well, other things."
"Nobody's going to want to trick-or-treat during an alien invasion!"
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