Free Band-Aids With Every Cut is a 2-part questline. It unlocks Jake's Unisex Hair Palace.

Quests[edit | edit source]

A list of all the included quests are listed below:

Quest Requirements Time Reward
Free Band-Aids With Every Cut Pt. 1 Build Jake's Unisex Hair Palace Cash100
Experience10
Free Band-Aids With Every Cut Pt. 2 Make Marge Visit Jake's Unisex Hair Palace Cash100
Experience10

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Free Band-Aids With Every Cut Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Marge Icon.png "I have no idea where I was all this time, but there clearly weren't any hair salons there. I need coiffing!"

Free Band-Aids With Every Cut Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Marge Icon.png "Well I'm off to get my hair done. Homie, watch the kids."

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon.png "Hi Mom, how was the salon?"
Marge Icon.png "My stylist was just telling me about her son's soccer game, and which reality shows she watches."
"I need human contact sometimes!"
Homer Icon.png "So... what's for dinner?"
Marge Icon.png *sigh* "They didn't even notice my hair."
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