Frankincense, Myrrh, and Donuts is a limited time questline released on December 22, 2014 to promote an upcoming Gil donut deal which was released on December 24th.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Triggered By
Frankincense, Myrrh, and Donuts Pt. 1 Make Apu Hide from his Family 8h Apu
Frankincense, Myrrh, and Donuts Pt. 2 Make Apu Search for a Christmas Tree 4h Apu

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Frankincense, Myrrh, and Donuts Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Apu Icon.png "Ahhhh. While the Christians are going insane with last second shopping and their visiting relatives, I relax at home with a Bollywood movie and takeout Indian food."

"Because takeout is the only way I get to experience the food of my native land, Manjula-who-never-cooks!"

Manjula Icon.png "Maybe if you stopped “relaxing” and looked after an octuplet once in a while I could find the eight hours I need to cook one of your traditional sixteen-course dinners."

"And another thing! The octuplets and I want a Christmas tree."

Apu Icon.png "We’re not getting involved in some crazy Christian festival."

"We’re Hindus. We already have enough crazy festivals of our own. I mean, you remember “Holi”? It’s insane."

Manjula Icon.png "Apu, we are in America now, and we want to be like Americans. Besides, it’s fun."
Apu Icon.png "As the man of the house I forbid."
Manjula Icon.png "Octuplets! Harass the 'man of the house'."
Octuplets Icon.png "Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme..."
Apu Icon.png "Nooo!"

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Apu Icon.png "Fine, fine, I will get your stupid Christmas tree, Manjula."

"But only because I, the man of the house, deliberately chose to be bossed around by my own children."

Frankincense, Myrrh, and Donuts Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Apu Icon.png "Homer, help me! Manjula wants a Christmas tree, and I don’t know the first thing about them."

"Are they like the peepal tree in which Lord Vishnu hid during the war of gods and demons?"

Homer Icon.png "A little, I guess. But I don’t know where you’re going to find a tree on Christmas Eve."

"All the tree lots will be sold out. Maybe you should try the Kwik-E-Mart."

Apu Icon.png "Trust me, if the Kwik-E-Mart had them, they’d cost too much for me to afford."

Holiday Donuts Sale[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Gil Icon.png "Last second Christmas trees! Get your last second Christmas trees here."

"Old Gil sunk his life savings into these trees, so he’ll stand here freezing until he sells ’em all."

Apu Icon.png "Oh thank heavens. I’ll take one tree."
Gil Icon.png "Here ya go. Oh, this one’s a beaut. Most of the needles fell off, but that’ll just make it easier to find the branches to hang the ornaments off."
Apu Icon.png "Ornaments? What are you talking about?"
Gil Icon.png "Oh, you gotta have ornaments. What are the kids gonna hang on the tree?"
Apu Icon.png "Do not mention children and Christmas in the same sentence, I beg you. Now, where can I get these “ornaments”?"
Gil Icon.png "It just so happens, I sell them. Festive red-and-green holiday donuts to hang on the tree."
Apu Icon.png "That sounds very strange."
Gil Icon.png "You’ll understand in one moment."
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