Frankincense, Myrrh, and Donuts

Frankincense, Myrrh, and Donuts
Event	Christmas 2014 Event
Released	December 22, 2014
Number of Quests	2

Frankincense, Myrrh, and Donuts is a limited time questline released on December 22, 2014 to promote an upcoming Gil donut deal which was released on December 24th.

Quests

Quest	Requirements	Time	Triggered By
Frankincense, Myrrh, and Donuts Pt. 1	Make Apu Hide from his Family	8h	Apu
Frankincense, Myrrh, and Donuts Pt. 2	Make Apu Search for a Christmas Tree	4h	Apu

Dialogue

Frankincense, Myrrh, and Donuts Pt. 1

Start

Character	Dialogue
	"Ahhhh. While the Christians are going insane with last second shopping and their visiting relatives, I relax at home with a Bollywood movie and takeout Indian food." "Because takeout is the only way I get to experience the food of my native land, Manjula-who-never-cooks!"
	"Maybe if you stopped “relaxing” and looked after an octuplet once in a while I could find the eight hours I need to cook one of your traditional sixteen-course dinners." "And another thing! The octuplets and I want a Christmas tree."
	"We’re not getting involved in some crazy Christian festival." "We’re Hindus. We already have enough crazy festivals of our own. I mean, you remember “Holi”? It’s insane."
	"Apu, we are in America now, and we want to be like Americans. Besides, it’s fun."
	"As the man of the house I forbid."
	"Octuplets! Harass the 'man of the house'."
	"Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme..."
	"Nooo!"

End

Character	Dialogue
	"Fine, fine, I will get your stupid Christmas tree, Manjula." "But only because I, the man of the house, deliberately chose to be bossed around by my own children."

Frankincense, Myrrh, and Donuts Pt. 2

Character	Dialogue
	"Homer, help me! Manjula wants a Christmas tree, and I don’t know the first thing about them." "Are they like the peepal tree in which Lord Vishnu hid during the war of gods and demons?"
	"A little, I guess. But I don’t know where you’re going to find a tree on Christmas Eve." "All the tree lots will be sold out. Maybe you should try the Kwik-E-Mart."
	"Trust me, if the Kwik-E-Mart had them, they’d cost too much for me to afford."

Holiday Donuts Sale

Character	Dialogue
	"Last second Christmas trees! Get your last second Christmas trees here." "Old Gil sunk his life savings into these trees, so he’ll stand here freezing until he sells ’em all."
	"Oh thank heavens. I’ll take one tree."
	"Here ya go. Oh, this one’s a beaut. Most of the needles fell off, but that’ll just make it easier to find the branches to hang the ornaments off."
	"Ornaments? What are you talking about?"
	"Oh, you gotta have ornaments. What are the kids gonna hang on the tree?"
	"Do not mention children and Christmas in the same sentence, I beg you. Now, where can I get these “ornaments”?"
	"It just so happens, I sell them. Festive red-and-green holiday donuts to hang on the tree."
	"That sounds very strange."
	"You’ll understand in one moment."