Fourscore and a Halfmonth
July 3, 2019
Fourscore and a Halfmonth was a limited-time questline released on July 3, 2019. It was the main questline of Act 4 of the Game of Games 2019 Event, progressing through it unlocked all of the event's personal prizes. It was succeeded by a short outro quest Game of Games Outro.
Fourscore and a Halfmonth Pt. 1
Collect Red Crystals (x150) Make Homer Fall Asleep During Practice
Fourscore and a Halfmonth Pt. 2
Collect Red Crystals (x150) Reach Level 8 and Build Van Houten House Make Evergreen Terrors Compete in Halfmonth (x3)
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Fourscore and a Halfmonth Pt. 3
Collect Red Crystals (x400) Reach Level 12 and Place Bart's Treehouse Make Bart Save Milhouse
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Fourscore and a Halfmonth Pt. 4
Collect Red Crystals (x400) Make Lisa Sacrifice Herself
Fourscore and a Halfmonth Pt. 5
Collect Red Crystals (x400) Make Bart Have a Showdown Make Report Card Have a Showdown
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Fourscore and a Halfmonth Pt. 1 Edit
Dad, what are you doing at E4?
I’m here at this giant convention to have quality time with you.
There’s nothing on God’s earth that could get me to spend time with you.
The Detonator is missing, and we need a new adult chaperone.
Daddy! I’m so glad you came. Let’s hold hands!
The Evergreen Terrors got an adult chaperone? How do they keep getting so lucky?!
Well, not that lucky. No matter. I'll just have to beat them in the arena.
Are you monologuing to yourself again?
Yes! Quit interrupting!
Conflict of Enemies Indoor Stage.
Fourscore and a Halfmonth Pt. 2 Edit
This is it, ladies and gentlemen. The match no one was waiting for, and only the players' parents care about.
It's the Evergreen Terrors vs. the Superfriends Club.
In this reporter’s humble opinion, it’s the battle of the century.
Hey, I’m the only one who’s allowed to have humble opinions!
Nelson, fall back -- you're headed into a trap!
I never retreat! Advance or die!
And… Nelson’s dead.
If you need me, I’ll be throwing rocks at ducks.
Crowd of Gamers.
Fourscore and a Halfmonth Pt. 3 Edit
After a stunning display of dumb luck, the Evergreen Terrors have the upper hand.
Close formation everyone. We need to push them back.
No one defeats the Superfriends. You’re all dead!
Except Lisa. Um, Lisa, after the battle, you want to watch ViewTube videos?
Well, I don’t see why not.
Bart! I’m under major attack here! I need back-up.
No, help me! I’m low on health, in the game and real life.
Bart, I’m your best fighter! Save me first, or you just lost yourself an invitation to my birthday party.
And my dad is Krusty -- I’m talking Krusty Burger VIP party.
That’s what’s on the line?! Stand by Sophie, Milhouse to the rescue!
Fourscore and a Halfmonth Pt. 4 Edit
The Evergreen Terrors have been torn in two by rivalry, dissension and betrayal.
This match has all the makings of a Young Adult novel.
Or any ordinary day at Channel Six News.
Your team is falling apart, Bart. And once I get my laser buzzsaw going, you will be too.
Lisa, I think Report Card has a crush on you.
You can use that against him.
You can power-up Milhouse with jealousy.
Fourscore and a Halfmonth Pt. 5 Edit
I’m the only nerd who gets to be hopelessly sweet on Lisa. Die, Report Card, die!
And… Milhouse is dead.
Report Card! Let’s finish this. You and me, mano a dweebo.
Illogical. There are five of us. Statistics favor a simultaneous joint attack.
Unfortunately, statistics don’t impress the girl.
Actually, they impress *this* girl.
Oh, shut up!
*screams* I'm running low on health!
Lisa, this kill of your brother is dedicated to you.
Don’t celebrate too early! *stabs Report Card*
Milhouse?! I thought you were dead.
Nope. My character has a special ability: possum mode.
CoE Championship Arena.