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Four Fingers of Death is a limited time side quest chain involving the character Comic Book Guy and his Kung Fu Comic Book Guy's new costume released on July 10, 2015, during the Tap Ball 2015 Event's Act 2.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Four Fingers of Death Pt. 1 Make Kung Fu Comic Book Guy Teach Kung Fu
Make Bart Attend Kung Fu Class
8h
60m
Cash100, XP10 Comic Book Guy
Four Fingers of Death Pt. 2 Make Kung Fu Comic Book Guy Binge Watch Kung Fu Movies 24h Cash100, XP10 Comic Book Guy
Four Fingers of Death Pt. 3 Make Kung Fu Comic Book Guy Use Nunchaku 12h Cash100, XP10 Comic Book Guy
Four Fingers of Death Pt. 4 Make Kung Fu Comic Book Guy Practice Moves 4h Cash100, XP10 Comic Book Guy
Four Fingers of Death Pt. 5 Make Kung Fu Comic Book Guy Challenge His Rival Need Bart Simpson 16h Cash100, XP10 Comic Book Guy
I Lava Good Fight Scene * Make Kung Fu Comic Book Guy Battle B-Movie Style 16h Cash100, XP10 Comic Book Guy

* If the player has Volcano Lair

Dialogue Edit

Four Fingers of Death Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Bart Laughing Icon Hey, look, everybody! It's the Kung Fu Panda!
Comic Book Guy Angry Icon Judge me by my girth, do you? You are a foolish child, unwise in the ways of gongfu.
Comic Book Guy Icon I have devoted years to studying the eldritch secrets of the East, learning from the greatest masters:
Comic Book Guy Icon Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, Keanu Reeves in “The Matrix,” Chris Farley in “Beverly Hills Ninja...”
Comic Book Guy Annoyed Icon ...and, yes, the aforementioned Kung Fu Panda. Seriously, I know he's a cartoon, but the dude knows his stuff.
Comic Book Guy Icon I can teach you much, if you would but listen.

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Character Dialogue
Comic Book Guy Icon A true Master can erect an impenetrable defense. I shall demonstrate. Please, young Bart, attack me however you like.
Comic Book Guy Pain Icon Oof!
Comic Book Guy Pain Icon Gah! Let go of the pony tail!
Comic Book Guy Pain Icon Yowza! Right in the chi!

Four Fingers of Death Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Comic Book Guy Sad Icon Defeated by a child! I have brought shame upon my dojo and upon my family, two entities that were none-too-crazy about me to begin with.
Comic Book Guy Icon Clearly, I need further training.
Comic Book Guy Icon To the couch!

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Character Dialogue
Comic Book Guy Icon At last, the movies have revealed the weakness in my gongfu!
Comic Book Guy Icon Was I defeated because I can't do a sit-up without the aid of a gantry crane? No! I merely lack a strong revenge motive!
Comic Book Guy Angry Icon Kumiko! I swear I will avenge your death at the hands of Bart Simpson!
Kumiko Icon I'm not dead, my gigantic love.
Comic Book Guy Icon Obviously! I'm only FANTASIZING that my wife is dead. It's something all great husbands do.
Kumiko Icon I was not aware of this, my strange, obese soul mate. Carry on.
Comic Book Guy Angry Icon Oh, why have I been cursed with a wonderful, living wife?!

Four Fingers of Death Pt. 3 Edit

Character Dialogue
Comic Book Guy Sad Icon My otherwise regal body is not, I admit, ideally suited to the exertions of hand-to-hand combat.
Comic Book Guy Sad Icon Being struck by my fat-wrapped fists is like snuggling into a mountain of the softest eider down.
Comic Book Guy Sad Icon Being kicked by my legs is like... well, I can't raise them more than six inches, so it's irrelevant.
Comic Book Guy Icon But I DO have something far more important -- the cunning reflexes of a jungle cat.
Comic Book Guy Icon Therefore, I shall dedicate myself to mastering that most ancient of weapons...
Bart Laughing Icon Nice nunchucks, you wad!
Comic Book Guy Annoyed Icon They are properly called “nunchaku!” A-doy!
Bart Laughing Icon You just tied two Wii controllers end-to-end by the straps.
Comic Book Guy Angry Icon THEY STILL COUNT!
Bart Laughing Icon No they don't. Plastic nunchucks are no nunchucks at all, you dope.
Comic Book Guy Angry Icon It's “nunchaku!” A-doy! A thousand times a-doy!

Four Fingers of Death Pt. 4 Edit

Character Dialogue
Comic Book Guy Annoyed Icon Soon I will face Bart Simpson in a fateful and deadly clash of martial arts grand masters.
Comic Book Guy Icon A little more practice, followed by a lengthy fast food crawl through Springfield's Trans Fat District, and my body will be prepared.

Four Fingers of Death Pt. 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Comic Book Guy Angry Icon Bart Simpson, I challenge you!
Comic Book Guy Angry Icon Stand and face me, if you be man enough, in the ultimate gongfu arena:
Comic Book Guy Angry Icon A head-to-head battle in “Martial Arts Eviscerators 7: Entrails of Fury Edition!”
Bart Confused Icon Wait. You want to challenge me to a kung fu VIDEO GAME?
Comic Book Guy Angry Icon Not my original plan. Let's just say Krustyburger's new “Bacon-wrapped Fish Taco Pizzaburger with Ranch Drizzles” is not easy on the digestive system.
Comic Book Guy Sad Icon I'm in no shape to fight.
Comic Book Guy Angry Icon But enough talk. Choose your controller.

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Character Dialogue
Comic Book Guy Happy Icon Yes! You are defeated, Bart Simpson! I have proven myself the master!
Bart Annoyed Icon The “X” button on this controller doesn't work. And you were in “God Mode” the whole time.
Comic Book Guy Happy Icon A true master makes full use of cheat codes. Let this be your first lesson, my pupil.
Bart Scared Icon Not for nothing, “master,” but you really need to move around more. Your flab is growing into the couch.
Comic Book Guy Sad Icon Yes, I know.

I Lava Good Fight Scene Edit

Character Dialogue
Comic Book Guy Surprised Icon *gasp* How have I never noticed this enormous volcano on the edge of town?
Comic Book Guy Happy Icon What a perfect location for an underground lair.
Hank Scorpio Icon Already taken, friend! Sorry about that. I know how rarely active volcanoes with an open floor plan come on the underground lair market.
Comic Book Guy Icon Perhaps I could leave you my card? In case you ever want to sell.
Hank Scorpio Icon You know, that's a great idea? Operation Vertumnus is entering Phase 3 any day now.
Hank Scorpio Icon In a month or two, I'll be pulling up stakes for the lifeless remains of San Francisco. If I can ever get the Desiccation Ray working!
Hank Scorpio Icon You don't happen to know anyone who has a metric ton of Carbon-12 Negative-Matrix Nightmare Crystals to unload, do you?
Comic Book Guy Sad Icon Sadly, no.
Hank Scorpio Annoyed Icon Yeah, they're hard to find. Messing up my whole supply chain. But no one said holding the planet for ransom has to be easy!
Hank Scorpio Pleased Icon Anyway, if all that pans out, I'd sure like to pass the volcano lair to someone who'll give it the love it deserves.
Hank Scorpio Icon Now, I couldn't help but notice you're wearing a karate gi. What do you know about the martial arts, friend?
Comic Book Guy Annoyed Icon Everything.
Hank Scorpio Pleased Icon Dandy! How'd you like to train my fighting force? They don't need to be any good, you understand.
Hank Scorpio Icon I just need them to run at the good guys and get mowed down while I escape in my Invisible Atomic Rocket Sled.
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