For the Love of Marge

For the Love of Marge is a Level 35 quest chain. It has 4 parts.

QuestsEdit

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward
For The Love of Marge Pt. 1	Build the Spinster City Apartments		100 10 Unlock: Patty, Selma
For The Love of Marge Pt. 2	Make Patty Visit the Simpson House Make Selma Visit the Simpson House		100 10
For The Love of Marge Pt. 3	Make Patty Watch MacGyver at the Simpson House(8hr) Make Selma Watch MacGyver at the Simpson House(8hr) Make Homer Play with his myPad (x3) (45s)		100 10
For The Love of Marge Pt. 4	Make Patty Take a Smoke Break (24h) Make Selma Take a Smoke Break (24h) Make Homer Be Sick (24h)		100 10

DialogueEdit

For the Love of Marge Pt. 1Edit

Character	Dialogue
	"Ooh, my favorite dinner -- pork chops!"
	"Not only that, but I wrapped some so you can snack on them when you go bowling. And the wrapping I used is bacon."
	"What's going on? Am I dying? If I am, you have to tell me! And make me bacon-wrapped brownies!"
	"You're not dying!"
	"Although with your cholesterol, every day is a gift. But the reason I'm being so nice is to thank you in advance..."
	"...for-letting-Patty-and-Selma- live-with-us-because-they- have-no-where-else-to-go."
	"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
	"I'll build them an apartment building. I don't care how much fake money it costs!"
	"Homer, you're so thoughtful and generous!"
	"Yes. I am."
	"Though... you know I would abandon them in the woods if that was an option, right?"
	"Yes, Sweetie, I know."

For the Love of Marge Pt. 2Edit

Character	Dialogue
	"Feels good to exist again, eh, Selma?"
	"I don’t know — the TV here only shows the later MacGyver episodes. They’re all post-mullet."
	"What a godforsaken hellscape."
	"Hey, I know where we can find a half-dead whale that we can jab in the blubber for laughs."
	"You mean Homer?"
	"Our secret twin language still works."

For the Love of Marge Pt. 3Edit

Character	Dialogue
	"Hey, Boba-Fat, could you trundle a few steps to the left? I can’t see the TV. In fact, I can’t see that whole half of the house."
	"And put on a hat. The screen’s catching a glare from your chrome-dome."
	"Grrr..."
	"If you need me, I’ll be doing an exterior quest."

For the Love of Marge Pt. 4Edit

Character	Dialogue
	"There, you’ve watched your stupid show. Now leave!"
	"Ahhh, a good episode of MacGyver is like sex."
	"'Cause there’s sweating and jerry-rigged contraptions?"
	"That too, but I meant it makes you want a cigarette."
	"If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the bathroom vomiting forever."