For the Love of Marge is a Level 35 quest chain. It has 4 parts.
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For the Love of Marge Pt. 1[]
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"Ooh, my favorite dinner -- pork chops!"
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"Not only that, but I wrapped some so you can snack on them when you go bowling. And the wrapping I used is bacon."
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"What's going on? Am I dying? If I am, you have to tell me! And make me bacon-wrapped brownies!"
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"You're not dying!"
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"Although with your cholesterol, every day is a gift. But the reason I'm being so nice is to thank you in advance..."
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"...for-letting-Patty-and-Selma- live-with-us-because-they- have-no-where-else-to-go."
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"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
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"I'll build them an apartment building. I don't care how much fake money it costs!"
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"Homer, you're so thoughtful and generous!"
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"Yes. I am."
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"Though... you know I would abandon them in the woods if that was an option, right?"
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"Yes, Sweetie, I know."
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For the Love of Marge Pt. 2[]
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"Feels good to exist again, eh, Selma?"
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"I don’t know — the TV here only shows the later MacGyver episodes. They’re all post-mullet."
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"What a godforsaken hellscape."
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"Hey, I know where we can find a half-dead whale that we can jab in the blubber for laughs."
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"You mean Homer?"
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"Our secret twin language still works."
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For the Love of Marge Pt. 3[]
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"Hey, Boba-Fat, could you trundle a few steps to the left? I can’t see the TV. In fact, I can’t see that whole half of the house."
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"And put on a hat. The screen’s catching a glare from your chrome-dome."
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"Grrr..."
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"If you need me, I’ll be doing an exterior quest."
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For the Love of Marge Pt. 4[]
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"There, you’ve watched your stupid show. Now leave!"
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"Ahhh, a good episode of MacGyver is like sex."
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"'Cause there’s sweating and jerry-rigged contraptions?"
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"That too, but I meant it makes you want a cigarette."
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"If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the bathroom vomiting forever."
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