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For Your Eyes Only is a questline that was released on April 25, 2017, during the Secret Agents 2017 Event. It requires the character Stradivarius Cain.

Quests[]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
For Your Eyes Only Pt. 1 Make Stradivarius Cain Polish His Golden Gun
Make Homer Drunk-Text Celebrities
60m
60m
Cash100
Experience10
Stradivarius Cain
For Your Eyes Only Pt. 2 Make Stradivarius Be the Master of Disguises 12h Cash100
Experience10
Stradivarius Cain
For Your Eyes Only Pt. 3 Make Lisa Roll Her Eyes
Make Stradivarius Cain Charm the Ladies
60m
4h
Cash100
Experience10
Homer
For Your Eyes Only Pt. 4 Make Homer Do a One Hour Spit Take 60m Cash100
Experience10
Homer
For Your Eyes Only Pt. 5 Make Homer Go on a Drunken Rant
Make Stradivarius Cain Call the Cops
6s
60m
Cash200
Experience20
Homer

Dialogue[]

For Your Eyes Only Pt. 1[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Homer Surprised Icon Stradivarius Cain?! You've come to me again! Or am I bleeding into my brain?
Stradivarius Cain Icon To you I may seem like a hallucination, but trust me, I'm a real person.
Homer Serious Icon That's exactly what my hallucination would say. Prove that you're real!
Stradivarius Cain Annoyed Icon Here's all the drunk-texts you sent me last night.
Homer Icon Yep, those do sound like me.

End[]

Character Dialogue
Homer Drunk Icon I called Rainier Wolfcastle and he said he's never heard of Stradivarius Cain. Then he said that I should never call him again.
Stradivarius Cain Icon Stradivarius is my character's name: like McBain is to Rainier.

For Your Eyes Only Pt. 2[]

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon So what's your real name?
Stradivarius Cain Icon Stradivarius Cain.
Homer Confused Icon But you said --
Stradivarius Cain Happy Icon I never break character: I'm method.
Homer Icon Didn't you just break character to explain that?
Stradivarius Cain Icon Umm... Stradivarius Cain will take no further questions!

For Your Eyes Only Pt. 3[]

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon Lisa, could you call Daddy's doctor? I've been talking to imaginary people again.
Stradivarius Cain Annoyed Icon I told you: just because you imagined me once, doesn't mean I'm not real.
Lisa Curious Icon That's right, Mr. Cain.
Homer Confused Icon Wait, Lisa, you see him too?! That means...
Homer Surprised Icon I hallucinated Lisa!

For Your Eyes Only Pt. 4[]

Character Dialogue
Homer Scared Icon First Cain, now Lisa… what's next: leprechauns, mermaids, “Two for One Night” at Moe's? Are all these things fantasies in my head?
Stradivarius Cain Icon Or maybe... all of your misbegotten adventures and horrible mishaps, where you've never gotten hurt...
Stradivarius Cain Icon ...makes one believe that YOU are imaginary!

For Your Eyes Only Pt. 5[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Homer Scared Icon I don't exist: I'm like Donald Trump's social media filter.
Stradivarius Cain Icon Not existing can be beneficial. You don't pay taxes and you can never get arrested.
Homer Happy Icon I'd be a tax dodging, law-breaking god!
Stradivarius Cain Annoyed Icon I wouldn't go so far as calling yourself--
Homer Laughing Icon I'M A GOD!

End[]

Character Dialogue
Wiggum Icon Alright, Turner and Hooch: it's a night in the drunk tank for you.
Homer Drunk Icon You can't arrest what you can't see. I'm an illuuuuuusion!
Stradivarius Cain Icon Sorry, Homer, but you're not imaginary: you're flesh and bone... a helluva lot of flesh and a bit of bone.
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