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Flirty Dancing is a side questline that was released on February 12, 2017, for the Destination Springfield 2017 Event. It requires the character Tiago.

Quests[]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Flirty Dancing Pt. 1 Make Tiago Advertise His Samba School 4h Cash100
Experience10
Tiago
Flirty Dancing Pt. 2 Make Tiago Give a Samba Lesson
Make Lisa Take a Samba Lesson
4h
4h
Cash100
Experience10
Tiago
Flirty Dancing Pt. 3 Make Milhouse Learn Samba
Make Lisa Practice Samba
4h
4h
Cash100
Experience10
Tiago
Flirty Dancing Pt. 4 Make Tiago Argue With His Mechanic
Make Milhouse Dip Lisa
Make Lisa Think Milhouse is a Dip
4h
4h
4h
Cash100
Experience10
Tiago
Flirty Dancing Pt. 5 Make Tiago Teach the Lambada
Make Springfielders Learn the Lambada
Make Lisa Practice Samba
Make Milhouse Step on Lisa's Toes
4h
4h
4h
4h
Cash100
Experience10
Tiago
Flirty Dancing Pt. 6 Make Tiago Chastise Bullies 4h Cash100
Experience10
Tiago
Flirty Dancing Pt. 7 Make Tiago Teach the Penetrada
Make Springfielders Dance Terribly
60m
60m
Cash100
Experience10
Tiago

Dialogue[]

Flirty Dancing Pt. 1[]

Character Dialogue
Quimby Icon Mr. Tiago, Springfield welcomes your Samba Dance Academy!
Quimby Proud Icon Nothing is more Brazilian than a dance no American can do taught by man who hates Americans.
Tiago Happy Icon Brazil is overloaded with samba schools. But Springfield is wide open! Here I will teach a new generation of American samba superstars.
Tiago Happy Icon And by the way, I love Americans.
Tiago Icon Stupid lady.

Flirty Dancing Pt. 2[]

Character Dialogue
Tiago Icon So, what powerful, sexy lady will be my first student?
Lisa Icon Um, me.
Tiago Surprised Icon A little girl?! But no, this is perfect... a child I can make into a great champion.
Tiago Icon I assume you are very athletic.
Lisa Embarrassed Icon Well, I once got a C in dodgeball.
Tiago Icon Stupid game-y.

Flirty Dancing Pt. 3[]

Character Dialogue
Tiago Icon Lisa, you are much better than I expected. Although I expected very little.
Tiago Happy Icon But now you need a partner. A boy with style, panache…
Tiago Icon Unfortunately, I could only get Milhouse.
Milhouse Worried Icon I hope this doesn't aggravate my ingrown toenails.
Tiago Icon Stupid crybaby.

Flirty Dancing Pt. 4[]

Character Dialogue
Tiago Icon Milhouse, Lisa, *clap*, *clap*. It's time to practice.
Tiago Happy Icon Now turn, now dip, now pop, the hip, and... asthma inhaler for Milhouse.
Milhouse Excited Icon Thanks! I am really feeling the passion.
Lisa Eyeroll Icon I'm feeling the awkwardness.
Tiago Icon And I am feeling the annoyance, because my car is in the shop again. Stupid Mercedes!

Flirty Dancing Pt. 5[]

Character Dialogue
Tiago Icon As word of my two star pupils Lisa and Milhouse has leaked out, students are flocking to my studio.
Lisa Nagging Icon Actually, I'm quitting. By my count, Milhouse has stepped on my toes 2,567 times. Enough is enough.
Tiago Surprised Icon But I have entered you in the regional Samba championship. You're a dance-shoe-in to win!
Tiago Happy Icon A victory would look impressive on a college application...
Lisa Surprised Icon I'm in! I can live without toes, but I can't live without extracurriculars.

Flirty Dancing Pt. 6[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Tiago Sad Icon Milhouse, what is wrong? You are not flinging your nose about with your usual panache.
Milhouse Sad Icon Bullies at school were making fun of me for taking dance lessons.
Milhouse Worried Icon I'm thinking of trying out for hockey.
Tiago Surprised Icon *Gasp* You are suicidal! I must step in and talk to these bullies.
Tiago Annoyed Icon We shall see how they treat you once they've been chastised by your flamboyant male dance instructor!
Tiago Icon Stupid bullies.

End[]

Character Dialogue
Jimbo Smug Icon Man, that dance teacher had some serious moves.
Dolph Surprised Icon His hip-thrusts knocked me through the cafeteria windows.
Kearney Icon Only one way to defeat him. Sign up for dance classes!

Flirty Dancing Pt. 7[]

Character Dialogue
Tiago Happy Icon Milhouse, Lisa, thanks to you, my studio is a giant success, filled with dancing Springfielders.
Tiago Icon Terrible, terrible, dancing Springfielders.
Tiago Icon I must protect you from such horror.
Tiago Sad Icon You'll have to take lessons from my brother Davi in Shelbyville.
Tiago Icon Stupid Davi.
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