Flirty Dancing

Flirty Dancing is a side questline that was released on February 12, 2017, for the Destination Springfield 2017 Event. It requires the character Tiago.

Quests Edit

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
Flirty Dancing Pt. 1	Make Tiago Advertise His Samba School	4h	100 10	Tiago
Flirty Dancing Pt. 2	Make Tiago Give a Samba Lesson Make Lisa Take a Samba Lesson	4h 4h	100 10	Tiago
Flirty Dancing Pt. 3	Make Milhouse Learn Samba Make Lisa Practice Samba	4h 4h	100 10	Tiago
Flirty Dancing Pt. 4	Make Tiago Argue With His Mechanic Make Milhouse Dip Lisa Make Lisa Think Milhouse is a Dip	4h 4h 4h	100 10	Tiago
Flirty Dancing Pt. 5	Make Tiago Teach the Lambada Make Springfielders Learn the Lambada Make Lisa Practice Samba Make Milhouse Step on Lisa's Toes	4h 4h 4h 4h	100 10	Tiago
Flirty Dancing Pt. 6	Make Tiago Chastise Bullies	4h	100 10	Tiago
Flirty Dancing Pt. 7	Make Tiago Teach the Penetrada Make Springfielders Dance Terribly	60m 60m	100 10	Tiago

Dialogue Edit

Flirty Dancing Pt. 1 Edit

Character	Dialogue
	Mr. Tiago, Springfield welcomes your Samba Dance Academy!
	Nothing is more Brazilian than a dance no American can do taught by man who hates Americans.
	Brazil is overloaded with samba schools. But Springfield is wide open! Here I will teach a new generation of American samba superstars.
	And by the way, I love Americans.
	Stupid lady.

Flirty Dancing Pt. 2 Edit

Character	Dialogue
	So, what powerful, sexy lady will be my first student?
	Um, me.
	A little girl?! But no, this is perfect... a child I can make into a great champion.
	I assume you are very athletic.
	Well, I once got a C in dodgeball.
	Stupid game-y.

Flirty Dancing Pt. 3 Edit

Character	Dialogue
	Lisa, you are much better than I expected. Although I expected very little.
	But now you need a partner. A boy with style, panache…
	Unfortunately, I could only get Milhouse.
	I hope this doesn't aggravate my ingrown toenails.
	Stupid crybaby.

Flirty Dancing Pt. 4 Edit

Character	Dialogue
	Milhouse, Lisa, *clap*, *clap*. It's time to practice.
	Now turn, now dip, now pop, the hip, and... asthma inhaler for Milhouse.
	Thanks! I am really feeling the passion.
	I'm feeling the awkwardness.
	And I am feeling the annoyance, because my car is in the shop again. Stupid Mercedes!

Flirty Dancing Pt. 5 Edit

Character	Dialogue
	As word of my two star pupils Lisa and Milhouse has leaked out, students are flocking to my studio.
	Actually, I'm quitting. By my count, Milhouse has stepped on my toes 2,567 times. Enough is enough.
	But I have entered you in the regional Samba championship. You're a dance-shoe-in to win!
	A victory would look impressive on a college application...
	I'm in! I can live without toes, but I can't live without extracurriculars.

Flirty Dancing Pt. 6 Edit

Start Edit

Character	Dialogue
	Milhouse, what is wrong? You are not flinging your nose about with your usual panache.
	Bullies at school were making fun of me for taking dance lessons.
	I'm thinking of trying out for hockey.
	*Gasp* You are suicidal! I must step in and talk to these bullies.
	We shall see how they treat you once they've been chastised by your flamboyant male dance instructor!
	Stupid bullies.

End Edit

Character	Dialogue
	Man, that dance teacher had some serious moves.
	His hip-thrusts knocked me through the cafeteria windows.
	Only one way to defeat him. Sign up for dance classes!

Flirty Dancing Pt. 7 Edit

Character	Dialogue
	Milhouse, Lisa, thanks to you, my studio is a giant success, filled with dancing Springfielders.
	Terrible, terrible, dancing Springfielders.
	I must protect you from such horror.
	You'll have to take lessons from my brother Davi in Shelbyville.
	Stupid Davi.