Flirty Dancing is a side questline that was released on February 12, 2017, for the Destination Springfield 2017 Event. It requires the character Tiago.
Quests[]
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Requirements
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Flirty Dancing Pt. 1
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Make Tiago Advertise His Samba School
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4h
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100 10
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Tiago
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Flirty Dancing Pt. 2
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Make Tiago Give a Samba Lesson Make Lisa Take a Samba Lesson
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4h 4h
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100 10
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Tiago
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Flirty Dancing Pt. 3
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Make Milhouse Learn Samba Make Lisa Practice Samba
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4h 4h
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100 10
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Tiago
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Flirty Dancing Pt. 4
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Make Tiago Argue With His Mechanic Make Milhouse Dip Lisa Make Lisa Think Milhouse is a Dip
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4h 4h 4h
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100 10
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Tiago
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Flirty Dancing Pt. 5
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Make Tiago Teach the Lambada Make Springfielders Learn the Lambada Make Lisa Practice Samba Make Milhouse Step on Lisa's Toes
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4h 4h 4h 4h
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100 10
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Tiago
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Flirty Dancing Pt. 6
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Make Tiago Chastise Bullies
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4h
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100 10
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Tiago
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Flirty Dancing Pt. 7
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Make Tiago Teach the Penetrada Make Springfielders Dance Terribly
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60m 60m
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100 10
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Tiago
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Dialogue[]
Flirty Dancing Pt. 1[]
Character
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Dialogue
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Mr. Tiago, Springfield welcomes your Samba Dance Academy!
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Nothing is more Brazilian than a dance no American can do taught by man who hates Americans.
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Brazil is overloaded with samba schools. But Springfield is wide open! Here I will teach a new generation of American samba superstars.
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And by the way, I love Americans.
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Stupid lady.
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Flirty Dancing Pt. 2[]
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Dialogue
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So, what powerful, sexy lady will be my first student?
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Um, me.
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A little girl?! But no, this is perfect... a child I can make into a great champion.
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I assume you are very athletic.
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Well, I once got a C in dodgeball.
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Stupid game-y.
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Flirty Dancing Pt. 3[]
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Dialogue
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Lisa, you are much better than I expected. Although I expected very little.
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But now you need a partner. A boy with style, panache…
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Unfortunately, I could only get Milhouse.
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I hope this doesn't aggravate my ingrown toenails.
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Stupid crybaby.
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Flirty Dancing Pt. 4[]
Character
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Dialogue
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Milhouse, Lisa, *clap*, *clap*. It's time to practice.
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Now turn, now dip, now pop, the hip, and... asthma inhaler for Milhouse.
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Thanks! I am really feeling the passion.
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I'm feeling the awkwardness.
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And I am feeling the annoyance, because my car is in the shop again. Stupid Mercedes!
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Flirty Dancing Pt. 5[]
Character
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Dialogue
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As word of my two star pupils Lisa and Milhouse has leaked out, students are flocking to my studio.
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Actually, I'm quitting. By my count, Milhouse has stepped on my toes 2,567 times. Enough is enough.
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But I have entered you in the regional Samba championship. You're a dance-shoe-in to win!
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A victory would look impressive on a college application...
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I'm in! I can live without toes, but I can't live without extracurriculars.
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Flirty Dancing Pt. 6[]
Start[]
Character
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Dialogue
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Milhouse, what is wrong? You are not flinging your nose about with your usual panache.
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Bullies at school were making fun of me for taking dance lessons.
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I'm thinking of trying out for hockey.
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*Gasp* You are suicidal! I must step in and talk to these bullies.
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We shall see how they treat you once they've been chastised by your flamboyant male dance instructor!
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Stupid bullies.
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End[]
Character
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Dialogue
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Man, that dance teacher had some serious moves.
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His hip-thrusts knocked me through the cafeteria windows.
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Only one way to defeat him. Sign up for dance classes!
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Flirty Dancing Pt. 7[]
Character
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Dialogue
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Milhouse, Lisa, thanks to you, my studio is a giant success, filled with dancing Springfielders.
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Terrible, terrible, dancing Springfielders.
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I must protect you from such horror.
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You'll have to take lessons from my brother Davi in Shelbyville.
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Stupid Davi.
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