Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat is a quest that is unlocked with Santa Flanders.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Triggered by
Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 1 Build Springfield Elementary
Make Santa Flanders Get Slightly Too Religious As Santa
8h Ned
Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 2 Build First Church of Springfield
Make Santa Flanders Deliver a Too-Religious Sermon
Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 3 Make Santa Flanders Go-A-Carolin' 12h
Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 4 Make Santa Flanders Deliver Presents 4h
Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 5 Make Santa Flanders Celebrate the Holidays 24h

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Santa Flanders Icon.png "Ho-ho-diddly-dum-dee… Wait, let Santa try to say that again."
"Ho-ho-di-doodily-humdilly… Sorry. I’ll get this right. Maybe if I try it reeeeeal slow."
"Ho… ho… ho… There! I dum-doodily-did it!"
*sigh* "I need a new schtick."
"I’ll worry about that later. For now, there’s Santa work to do!"
"Time to spread some holiday cheer to the good children of Springfield!"
"And also Bart Simpson."
"Time to be the best, most appropriate Santa this town has ever seen!"

Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Santa Flanders Icon.png "Next stop on the Santa Express -- church!"
"Church is Santa’s natural stomping grounds, after all."
"Because when people see this red-and-white suit, they immediately think: on this day, a savior is born."

Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Marge Icon.png "Ned, no offense, but you’re ruining Santa Claus for everyone."
"A super-Christian Santa is, well… a little creepy."
Santa Flanders Icon.png "What?! But Santa equals Christmas, and Christmas equals angels blowing trumpets, announcing to the multitude the good needs that on this day, in Bethlehem –"
Marge Icon.png "Stop it, stop it, stop it! There are a lot of non-religious people out there who enjoy Christmas, too."
Santa Flanders Icon.png "But it’s our deal!"
Marge Icon.png "Why not take a break, Santa, and do a little caroling?"
Santa Flanders Icon.png "Well, okay. But I’m only singing the really religious carols. no “White Christmas” for this jolly old elf!"

Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Santa Flanders Icon.png "I don’t get it. I’ve never gotten so many dirty looks in my life. What is so off-putting about a stridently proselytizing Santa?"
Marge Icon.png "Think of it this way. We all love the Peanuts Christmas special, right?"
Santa Flanders Icon.png "Of course!"
Marge Icon.png "But then Linus launches into that long speech quoting scripture ..."
Santa Flanders Icon.png "Ooh! That’s the best part, am I right?"
Marge Icon.png "Well, no. Honestly, even I am a little weirded out. And I’m Christian. See what I mean?"
"Maybe it’s enough that Christmas, to most people, is about giving gifts to people we love."
"I mean, it’s not really about that. It’s about receiving. But you and I can have a good time giving, right?"
"And there’s no better giver than Santa!"
Santa Flanders Icon.png "I suppose ..."

Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Santa Flanders Icon.png "Hey, Marge! I gotta admit, non-denominational Santa was kind of fun!"
Marge Icon.png "I told you! Celebrate Christmas however you like."
"But Santa belongs to all religions. Even people with no religion at all!"
Santa Flanders Angry Icon.png "Atheists are a deal-breaker, Marge. I am not ready to go there yet."
Marge Icon.png "Sorry, sorry! Forget I said anything. We’ll take what progress we can get, here, Santa."
Santa Flanders Icon.png "All right, then. Happy Holidays, everyone!"

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • The quest name is a parody of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.
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