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"How come Norway gets a flag, but Iceland, the country where I was born, doesn't?
"Si, I want to show my heritage too!
"What are you talking about? There's a Mexican flag for sale.
"Stupido! I am from Iceland, same as Carl.
"Nobody's backstory makes any sense anymore.
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"Akira, my lovely wife. Do you miss your homeland of Japan?
"Japan is a serene and beautiful land. That suffers daily attacks from giant monsters.
"Springfield is much more quiet. Except for the frequent explosions, giant domes, supervillains and mutant plants, of course.
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Dialogue
"If you were expecting a mean joke about Brazil, we decided to go easy on them for once.
"Except to mention the fact that there are monkeys everywhere. They clog the streets, touching every part of Brazilian life.
"But other than that, great place.
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"THE SCOTTISH FLAG IS MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN EVERY OTHER FLAG IN THE WORLD COMBINED.
"Sorry. Needed to be said, though.
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Dialogue
"Pirates! Batten the hatches! Load the cannons! Prepare to be boarded!
"Fast losing my grip on reality. Yar.
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Dialogue
"Oh, great. Canada. America's hat. What have they ever accomplished?
"Seriously, Homer? Canada has all the good parts of America, with none of the bad.
"I know. Secretly, we all know.
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Dialogue
"I will fly the Austrian flag proudly from my private jet!
"Wait -- this is an AUSTRALIAN flag! What an outrage!
"Also, I have not been able to afford a private jet in years. The film career... it has entirely dried up.
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Dialogue
"How come Wales' flag has a dragon! That's the coolest thing ever! Why doesn't we have a dragon on OUR lousy, boring flag?
"Well, dragons aren't really a part of American culture or history.
"What are you talking about? Our culture is now almost entirely “Game of Thrones”-centric. There's dragons in that.
"Why don't we just stick with the stars and stripes? I'm still mad about the Red Wedding.
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