I am here to train the proudly obese men of Springfield in the noble art of sumo.
I see we have many enthusiastic trainees.
Actually, I'm only here for the giant diapers. Ralphie's a heavy wetter.
Just Ralphie?
There is another, Sakatumi-san.
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You have trained well, men of Springfield, and you have put on weight at a speed that frightens even me.
Tomorrow, the Sumo Stadium will mount its first professional match.
Oh, I best not be seeing what I am hearing. No fights take place in this town unless I am the promoter.
And I get my cut. The fat man goes down in the fifth.
There is no fifth. And they're all fat!
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I cannot afford to pay Lucius Sweet his promoter's fee, give Fat Tony his gambling cuts, and still put on a sumo match worthy of the sport's traditions.
Maybe it's for the best. We've really put on a frightening amount of weight.
I had to buy a loincloth belt extender.
But what about my sumo stadium. There must be something I can do with it.
Flabtastic Creatures Pt. 4[]
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I have found a new purpose for my Sumo Stadium.
There is one thing people love even more than the slam of giant bodies onto the floor of a ring.
The slam of poetry into their hearts.
You're putting on a Poetry Slam in the Sumo Stadium? I hate to break it to you, but this town does not love high culture.
That's because they've never seen it performed by a naked man in a diaper.