Flabtastic Creatures is a side questline that was released on February 12, 2017, for the Destination Springfield 2017 Event. It requires the building Sumo Stadium.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Flabtastic Creatures Pt. 1 Make Sakatumi Teach Sumo
Make Springfielders Learn Sumo (x3)


Flabtastic Creatures Pt. 2 Make Sakatumi Calculate His Profit Margins 4h Cash100
Flabtastic Creatures Pt. 3 Make Sakatumi Repurpose the Sumo Stadium 4h Cash100
Flabtastic Creatures Pt. 4 Make Springfielders Watch a Sumo Poetry Slam (x5) 60m Cash100

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Flabtastic Creatures Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Sakatumi Icon.png I am here to train the proudly obese men of Springfield in the noble art of sumo.
Sakatumi Happy Icon.png I see we have many enthusiastic trainees.
Wiggum Icon.png Actually, I'm only here for the giant diapers. Ralphie's a heavy wetter.
Sakatumi Icon.png Just Ralphie?
Wiggum Sad Icon.png There is another, Sakatumi-san.

Flabtastic Creatures Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Sakatumi Icon.png You have trained well, men of Springfield, and you have put on weight at a speed that frightens even me.
Sakatumi Happy Icon.png Tomorrow, the Sumo Stadium will mount its first professional match.
Lucius Sweet Icon.png Oh, I best not be seeing what I am hearing. No fights take place in this town unless I am the promoter.
Fat Tony Icon.png And I get my cut. The fat man goes down in the fifth.
Sakatumi Surprised Icon.png There is no fifth. And they're all fat!

Flabtastic Creatures Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Sakatumi Sad Icon.png I cannot afford to pay Lucius Sweet his promoter's fee, give Fat Tony his gambling cuts, and still put on a sumo match worthy of the sport's traditions.
Homer Guilty Icon.png Maybe it's for the best. We've really put on a frightening amount of weight.
Wiggum Sad Icon.png I had to buy a loincloth belt extender.
Sakatumi Surprised Icon.png But what about my sumo stadium. There must be something I can do with it.

Flabtastic Creatures Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Sakatumi Happy Icon.png I have found a new purpose for my Sumo Stadium.
Sakatumi Icon.png There is one thing people love even more than the slam of giant bodies onto the floor of a ring.
Sakatumi Happy Icon.png The slam of poetry into their hearts.
Lisa Curious Icon.png You're putting on a Poetry Slam in the Sumo Stadium? I hate to break it to you, but this town does not love high culture.
Sakatumi Happy Icon.png That's because they've never seen it performed by a naked man in a diaper.

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Sakatumi Icon.png And now, the winning Haiku.
Homer Snobby Icon.png Sumo poetry?
Homer Sarcastic Icon.png An ending out of left field.
Homer Proud Icon.png Stadium's Cool, though.
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