Flabtastic Creatures

Flabtastic Creatures
Content Update	Destination Springfield 2017 Event
Level Required	5
Release Date	February 12, 2017
Number of Quests	4

Flabtastic Creatures is a side questline that was released on February 12, 2017, for the Destination Springfield 2017 Event. It requires the building Sumo Stadium.

Quests

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
Flabtastic Creatures Pt. 1	Make Sakatumi Teach Sumo Make Springfielders Learn Sumo (x3) Characters: Regular Male character group Premium Male character group Excluding: Sakatumi Youngsters character group	12h 4h	100 10	Sakatumi
Flabtastic Creatures Pt. 2	Make Sakatumi Calculate His Profit Margins	4h	100 10	Sakatumi
Flabtastic Creatures Pt. 3	Make Sakatumi Repurpose the Sumo Stadium	4h	100 10	Sakatumi
Flabtastic Creatures Pt. 4	Make Springfielders Watch a Sumo Poetry Slam (x5)	60m	100 10	Sakatumi

Dialogue

Flabtastic Creatures Pt. 1

Character	Dialogue
	I am here to train the proudly obese men of Springfield in the noble art of sumo.
	I see we have many enthusiastic trainees.
	Actually, I'm only here for the giant diapers. Ralphie's a heavy wetter.
	Just Ralphie?
	There is another, Sakatumi-san.

Flabtastic Creatures Pt. 2

Character	Dialogue
	You have trained well, men of Springfield, and you have put on weight at a speed that frightens even me.
	Tomorrow, the Sumo Stadium will mount its first professional match.
	Oh, I best not be seeing what I am hearing. No fights take place in this town unless I am the promoter.
	And I get my cut. The fat man goes down in the fifth.
	There is no fifth. And they're all fat!

Flabtastic Creatures Pt. 3

Character	Dialogue
	I cannot afford to pay Lucius Sweet his promoter's fee, give Fat Tony his gambling cuts, and still put on a sumo match worthy of the sport's traditions.
	Maybe it's for the best. We've really put on a frightening amount of weight.
	I had to buy a loincloth belt extender.
	But what about my sumo stadium. There must be something I can do with it.

Flabtastic Creatures Pt. 4

Start

Character	Dialogue
	I have found a new purpose for my Sumo Stadium.
	There is one thing people love even more than the slam of giant bodies onto the floor of a ring.
	The slam of poetry into their hearts.
	You're putting on a Poetry Slam in the Sumo Stadium? I hate to break it to you, but this town does not love high culture.
	That's because they've never seen it performed by a naked man in a diaper.

End

Character	Dialogue
	And now, the winning Haiku.
	Sumo poetry?
	An ending out of left field.
	Stadium's Cool, though.