Fission Impossible was a limited time quest chain that was released during the Valentine's Day 2015 Event. The second quest chain from the Valentine's Day 2015 Event, Return to Sender, starts in the middle of this quest chain.
"Hey Sweetie, how are your valentines coming along?"
"Almost done." "I've sent cards to "Friends of the Forests", "Black Rhino Buddies", "Hers Helping Him-alayas", "The Million Malayan Tiger March"..." "...and I have one very special valentine for one very special boy."
"Thank goodness. Someone a mother could cry at a wedding for."
"I'm sending a card to Fallout Boy."
"Oh. For a minute there, I thought you meant a real boy."
"Lisa! Our mailbox is jammed with valentine's cards!" "How am I supposed to get my junk mail? If I miss out on 2 for 1 carpet cleaning or a vinyl-clad window deal, I’ll be very upset."
"Let’s see… Milhouse, Milhouse Van Houten, Master Van Houten, The ‘House, Milli-Van-Illie-Houten..." "... no Fallout Boy..." "I know he’s a superhero with the fate of entire nations in his hands but geez... how long does it take to write your name on a card?" "I’m going to do something that goes against every fiber of my being… play the victim."
"Dear LISA SIMPSON, your fan mail to Fallout Boy was received." "That wasn’t fan mail! I spent $2.95 on that card! “Fallout Boy can’t save you for Valentine’s Day but you can save on merchandise every day from Fallout Boy’s online store.”"
"That’s nice of him."
"No, it’s not nice. This is just a robo-reply from Fallout Boy’s heartless, corporate shills."
"What are you going to do?"
"I am going to spend Valentine’s Day with the boy who actually came to my rescue."
"You! But no physical contact and you have to wear the costume the whole time."
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