First Church of Lard Lad is the quest chain available to the player after the First Church of Lard Lad has been placed.
Quests[]
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Requirements
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First Church of Lard Lad Pt. 1
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Make Homer join the First Church of Lard Lad
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First Church of Lard Lad Pt. 2
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Make Homer Worship Lard Lad Donut
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First Church of Lard Lad Pt. 3
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Make Homer Wear the Lead Donut around his Neck
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Dialogue[]
The First Church of Lard Lad Pt. 1[]
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"I don’t know what’s more disturbing, a church that worships a giant seller of donuts, or the fact that I don’t belong to it."
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"I don’t have to wear orange robes and a turban, do I?"
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"Don’t be silly, we’re a perfectly respectable religion. Now here, put on your jelly-filled underwear."
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The First Church of Lard Lad Pt. 2[]
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Dialogue
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"Bow down before Lard Lad, only begotten son of Lard Dad, sent to Earth to crush sinners with his Holy Donut."
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"Oh Holy Donut, fill our blood with Sprinkles of Power, that we may join you in your heaven, currently located on the International Space Station."
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Dialogue
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"What happened to Lard Lad’s Holy Donut?"
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"I ate it."
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"But it’s made of Styrofoam."
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"I see that now. I’m burping up packing peanuts."
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The First Church of Lard Lad Pt. 3[]
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"Homer Simpson, for profaning the Holy Donut of Glory you must wear the Leaden Donut of Shame."
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End[]
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Dialogue
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"Mmmm… lead sprinkles."
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