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First Church of Lard Lad is the quest chain available to the player after the First Church of Lard Lad has been placed.
Contents
Quests[edit | edit source]
Quest | Requirements |
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First Church of Lard Lad Pt. 1 |
Make Homer join the First Church of Lard Lad |
First Church of Lard Lad Pt. 2 | Make Homer Worship Lard Lad Donut |
First Church of Lard Lad Pt. 3 | Make Homer Wear the Lead Donut around his Neck |
Dialogue[edit | edit source]
The First Church of Lard Lad Pt. 1[edit | edit source]
Start[edit | edit source]
Character | Dialogue |
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"I don’t know what’s more disturbing, a church that worships a giant seller of donuts, or the fact that I don’t belong to it." |
End[edit | edit source]
Character | Dialogue |
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"I don’t have to wear orange robes and a turban, do I?" |
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"Don’t be silly, we’re a perfectly respectable religion. Now here, put on your jelly-filled underwear." |
The First Church of Lard Lad Pt. 2[edit | edit source]
Start[edit | edit source]
End[edit | edit source]
Character | Dialogue |
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"What happened to Lard Lad’s Holy Donut?" |
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"I ate it." |
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"But it’s made of Styrofoam." |
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"I see that now. I’m burping up packing peanuts." |
The First Church of Lard Lad Pt. 3[edit | edit source]
Start[edit | edit source]
Character | Dialogue |
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"Homer Simpson, for profaning the Holy Donut of Glory you must wear the Leaden Donut of Shame." |
End[edit | edit source]
Character | Dialogue |
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"Mmmm… lead sprinkles." |
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