First Church of Lard Lad (quest chain)

First Church of Lard Lad - Quest Chain
Event	Treehouse of Horror XXIV Event
Release Date	October 8, 2013
Number of Quests	3

First Church of Lard Lad is the quest chain available to the player after the First Church of Lard Lad has been placed.

Quests

Quest	Requirements
First Church of Lard Lad Pt. 1	Make Homer join the First Church of Lard Lad
First Church of Lard Lad Pt. 2	Make Homer Worship Lard Lad Donut
First Church of Lard Lad Pt. 3	Make Homer Wear the Lead Donut around his Neck

Dialogue

The First Church of Lard Lad Pt. 1

Start

Character	Dialogue
	"I don’t know what’s more disturbing, a church that worships a giant seller of donuts, or the fact that I don’t belong to it."

End

Character	Dialogue
	"I don’t have to wear orange robes and a turban, do I?"
	"Don’t be silly, we’re a perfectly respectable religion. Now here, put on your jelly-filled underwear."

The First Church of Lard Lad Pt. 2

Start

Character	Dialogue
	"Bow down before Lard Lad, only begotten son of Lard Dad, sent to Earth to crush sinners with his Holy Donut."
	"Oh Holy Donut, fill our blood with Sprinkles of Power, that we may join you in your heaven, currently located on the International Space Station."

End

Character	Dialogue
	"What happened to Lard Lad’s Holy Donut?"
	"I ate it."
	"But it’s made of Styrofoam."
	"I see that now. I’m burping up packing peanuts."

The First Church of Lard Lad Pt. 3

Start

Character	Dialogue
	"Homer Simpson, for profaning the Holy Donut of Glory you must wear the Leaden Donut of Shame."

End

Character	Dialogue
	"Mmmm… lead sprinkles."