Here Comes Santa's Independent Clauses was a limited-time questline released on December 19, 2017. It was a side questline of the The Invasion Before Christmas 2017 Event. It requires the character Santa Claus.
Quests[]
| Quest | Requirements | Time | Reward | Triggered By |
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| Here Comes Santa's Independent Clauses Pt. 1 | Make Santa Claus Avoid Toy Production | 4h |  100  10
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Santa Claus |
| Here Comes Santa's Independent Clauses Pt. 2 | Make Santa Claus Find Missing Reindeer | 4h | 100 10
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Santa Claus |
| Here Comes Santa's Independent Clauses Pt. 3 | Make Santa Claus Make His List and Check It Thrice | 8h | 100 10
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Santa Claus |
| Here Comes Santa's Independent Clauses Pt. 4 | Make Santa Claus Mediate | 4h | 100 10
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Santa Claus |
| Here Comes Santa's Independent Clauses Pt. 5 | Make Santa Claus Pose for His Wife | 4h | 200 20
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Santa Claus |
Dialogue[]
Here Comes Santa's Independent Clauses Pt. 1[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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Huzzah! Everything is ready for Christmas, and I can take a much-needed break. |
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Where should I start, though? Hot stone massage at the Elf Spa? Play poker with my pal Wayne Gretzky? |
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Nah, Gretzky's too good. Plus every time he wins he yells "I am the Great One"! |
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I know! I'll practice my platform diving. Hope I still fit into my speedo after all those milk and cookies. |
End[]
No dialogue.
Here Comes Santa's Independent Clauses Pt. 2[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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Hmm, I'm not getting much rotation on my dives. Need to stretch out my quads. |
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Santa! It's terrible! The stable door fell off. Rudolph's fine, but all of the other reindeer... gone! |
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Olive the other reindeer is gone! MY PRECIOUS OLIVE IS MISSING?! |
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No, sir, not "Olive", "All of". |
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Stop babbling! What do you mean, "not Olive, Olive"? Let's get looking! |
End[]
No dialogue.
Here Comes Santa's Independent Clauses Pt. 3[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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Well, we never found Olive the other reindeer. But we got all of the other reindeer back. |
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Now, back to my diving practice. |
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Bad news, sir. Someone hacked our computers, and put all the naughty kids on the nice list. |
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His handle was Elbarto42. We think he's Russian. |
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So I have to go classify all the kids again?! *sighs* Hand me my red pen. |
End[]
No dialogue.
Here Comes Santa's Independent Clauses Pt. 4[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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Okay, got all the bad kids back on the naughty list. Now to try the reverse somersault pike again. Last time I split my speedo crotch. |
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Santa! Jack Frost insult me. Call me "Abdominable Snowman". |
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I thought you liked being called Abominable. |
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Yes. Me Abominable. But you say "Abdominable". You mean me fat! |
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Oh brother, it's Crummy versus Dummy. |
End[]
No dialogue.
Here Comes Santa's Independent Clauses Pt. 5[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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Wow, it's tough to be Santa. Everyone needs me for something. |
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So, who's next to interrupt my diving practice? |
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Anyone? No? Really. No one needs my help? |
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Ah well, I'm too tired for swimming. I only put this thong on for Mrs.Claus anyway. |
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Hon, you busy? |
End[]
No dialogue.