The Lady of the Louse was a limited time questline released on January 3, 2018, for the The Buck Stops Here 2018 Event. It requires premium character Rose Quimby.
Quests[]
| Quest | Requirements | Time | Reward | Triggered By |
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| The Lady of the Louse Pt. 1 | Make Rose Quimby Pretend to Be a Sweet Old Lady | 12h |  100  10
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Rose Quimby |
| The Lady of the Louse Pt. 2 | Make Rose Quimby Plot Her End Game Make Freddy Quimby Marry Into Politics |
8h 4h |
100 10
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Rose Quimby |
| The Lady of the Louse Pt. 3 | Make Rose Quimby Plot Her End Game Make Mrs. Quimby Interrogate the Congressman |
8h 4h |
100 10
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Rose Quimby |
| The Lady of the Louse Pt. 4 | Make Rose Quimby Secretly Take the Capitol Make Quimby Fulfill Congressman Duties |
12h 12h |
100 10
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Rose Quimby |
| The Lady of the Louse Pt. 5 | Make Rose Quimby Pretend to Be a Sweet Old Lady | 12h | 200 20
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Rose Quimby |
Dialogue[]
The Lady of the Louse Pt. 1[]
Start[]
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Oh, my. Where have I arrived? |
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Mother, you're back in Springfield! I'm so happy, too. I got kicked out of yet another club. |
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Just like when they kicked you out of that Boy Scout troop! |
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Exactly! Although, in their defense, it was two years ago, and I had just driven my car through their camping trip. |
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Well don't worry, we'll take care of it once I get settled in. Freddy, be a dear and help the man bring my bags up. |
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Certainly, Me-maw. Hey Frenchie, grab the bag! |
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How could I say no to such a charming, little woman? Anything you need, just ring. |
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You're both too kind. |
End[]
No dialogue.
The Lady of the Louse Pt. 2[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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I came home to talk to you about becoming more than just the Mayor of this one-horse town. |
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Wait just a minute! This town also has several mules. |
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Whatever. Listen, Governor Bailey's daughter is single. We need to have her marry Freddy to secure our political union with them. |
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Like when Donny married Marie? |
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Something like that... |
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You tell me which shot to sing, Me-maw, and I'll do it. BOOM! |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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And do you, Freddy Quimby, take Missy Bailey to be your lawfully wedded wife? |
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As far as the public knows! |
The Lady of the Louse Pt. 3[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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That was a lovely wedding, Freddy. Now start making children! |
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Yes, ma'am! |
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On to Phase Two. Martha, I need you to go seduce a particular congressman. Once you're in his bedroom, look for the safe with the secret funding for his latest bill. |
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This information will remove him as an obstacle to Joe's climb up the ladder. |
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You want me to be out of the house all night with another man? |
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Out of the house all night? Sign her up, now! |
Mrs. Quimby at the Capital City Capitol Building[]
At start of Mrs. Quimby Interrogating the Congressman job at the Capital City Capitol Building:
| Character | Dialogue |
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I don't need to stoop to Joe's level. I have a "sleeper" agent already in place! Now, extract that information for me! |
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Happy to do so, Mrs. Mayor, ma'am! |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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I got the info you need, Mother! Getting it was easy as pie -- meaning I don't bake, I have it delivered to me. |
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Thank you, my dear. Now we can move onto Phase Three. |
The Lady of the Louse Pt. 4[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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This just in: Congressman Waters has been flooded out of office! A whistle-blower alerted the authorities to his secret funding. |
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And now the offers start rolling in. |
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Mother, I just got off the phone with the Democratic Party chair. She wants me to be the interim Congressperson! If I'm good, I might get to run for the seat! |
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Cen I, Ma?! Can I?! |
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That is exactly what I designed to have happen. You need to go to Capital City, Joseph, and solidify our family's position. |
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Right away, Mother! I will make you proud. |
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Don't worry about making me proud. Worry about not making a fool of yourself in the capitol. |
End[]
No dialogue.
The Lady of the Louse Pt. 5[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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So, Mrs. Quimby, now that your family has state Congressional power, what do you inted to do next? |
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Take a vacation! I need to go somewhere sunny for myself. |
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No plans for the future? |
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If my son, Joseph, wishes to go to the U.S. Congress, I will support him. |
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Some of your critics accuse you of manipulating the Quimby family. How do you respond? |
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Me? I'm just their mother and grandmother. I don't understand the politics of clever men. Although I seem to be outliving them all. |
End[]
No dialogue.
Gallery[]
Rose Quimby Pretending to Be a Sweet Old Lady
Rose Quimby Plotting Her End Game