Judging Day

Judging Day
Content Update	Love and War 2021 Event
Level Required	5
Release Date	March 2, 2021
Number of Quests	5

Judging Day is a premium side questline that was released on March 2, 2021, for the Love and War 2021 Event. It requires the premium character, Robot Marge.

Quests

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
Judging Day Pt. 1	Make Robot Marge Run Diagnostics	4h	100 10	Robot Marge
Judging Day Pt. 2	Make Robot Marge Travel Back in Time...Five Hours	4h	100 10	Robot Marge
Judging Day Pt. 3	Make Robot Marge Drive Homer Home Make Homer Dig Marge's New Getup	4h 4h	100 10	Robot Marge
Judging Day Pt. 4	Make Robot Marge Reveal Her Creator	4h	100 10	Robot Marge
Judging Day Pt. 5	Make Robot Marge Give Homer a Back Massage	4h	200 20	Robot Marge

Dialogue

Judging Day Pt. 1

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Master, your Robot Marge project is complete. Would you like to see the results?
	I know the results. I'm a genius! Just bring her out already.
	Very well. I present to you, Robot Marge.
	Greetings, master.
	Please state your mission.
	Travel back in time to make Homer fall in love with me before he marries Marge.
	And we didn't have time to finish putting the skin on this thing?

Judging Day Pt. 2

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Okay, we're all set. Sending Robot Marge back to 1978. Pressing time travel maker button thingy...now!
	Sir, we have a problem.
	Oh, you're right! I forgot to send her with bellbottoms. She'll never blend in.
	No, you put the date in the time of day field. She's now being sent back to...five hours ago.
	*gasp* Pull the plug! Before it finishes sending her!
	Sir, pulling the plug in the middle of a chrono transfer event could have catastrophic effects. It could kill her.
	Who cares. She's a robot! Your lives mean nothing. She could ruin my whole plan if sent back to the wrong time!
	That really hurts, man.

Judging Day Pt. 3

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Time travel complete. Locating target...
	Target located inside establishment known as Moe's. Entering establishment.
	Hey *hic* honey, boy you look mad. Did I forget a special day again?
	Silence. Join me within our domicile wherein we shall perform acts of human intimacy.
	You're the boss.
	Affirmative.
	But... you're gonna have to drive, because *whispers* Barney had too much to drink, so then I had too much to drink so he wouldn't feel left out.

End

Character	Dialogue
	There's something different about you. Your skin is SO shiny.
	No, that's not it. Did you do something to your hair?
	Yes. I electro-polished it. Do you like it?
	Affirmative!

Judging Day Pt. 4

Start

Character	Dialogue
	We have arrived. Exit the vehicle.
	You sure are good at pillow talk. I'll get the door.
	Homer, did Barney drive you—
	AHH! What the heck is that?!
	It's you. But you're you? Then who are you?
	I am "Robot Marge". I am here to serve Homer J. Simpson and fulfill all his wifely desires so that he never marries Marge.
	Well you're a little late. We're already married!
	Does not compute.
	Look at our wedding rings! Does that compute?
	It computes a little...
	Identify your administrator code.
	*shakes and sparks* Arthur J. Ziff of Ziffcorp.
	Marge, how did you know to say that?
	I have to fill my time with something when you're at Moe's.

End

Character	Dialogue
	I should have known Artie was behind this. He's the only one both creepy and wealthy enough to build a robot version of me.
	Well, it looks like your mission was a failure.
	Negative, my mission parameters state that I love, honor, and obey Homer until death do us part.
	Can't argue with science, Marge.
	Homer!
	*whispering* Marge, if she'll do whatever I say then that means we can make her do all the house stuff that you don't want to do.
	...
	Can't argue with science.

Judging Day Pt. 5

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Robot Marge? You missed a spot.
	Oh, and after you're done vacuuming the living room, could you start prepping dinner?
	Negative. I am only programmed to receive instructions from Homer.
	Homer, could you please tell this thing to do what I just said.
	Robot Marge, do the thing. Ooh, and I could use another back massage!
	Affirmative. As long as you agree to one day divorce Marge so we can be married.
	Yeah, yeah. All in good time. Meanwhile, my shoulder fat is tensing up!

End

Character	Dialogue
	Oh, yeah, that's good. You're like a regular masseuse.
	I have detailed files on human anatomy.
	Human anatomy, eh? Say, the next time Marge isn't in the mood, would you maybe wanna—
	Homer J. Simpson! I can't believe you! You're sleeping on the couch tonight!
	Okay. C'mon, Robot Marge. Sleeping on the couch does a special number on my back flab.
	Negative! My artificial intelligence has been overridden by your genuine stupidity.