Scratching the Seven Year Itch

Scratching the Seven Year Itch
Content Update	Poochie's Dog Dayz 2018 Event
Level Required	5
Release Date	July 11, 2018
Number of Quests	5

Scratching the Seven Year Itch is a side questline released on July 11, 2018 for the Poochie's Dog Dayz 2018 Event. It requires the premium character Mrs. Scratchy and it starts upon placing the premium decotation Picnic Spot.

Quests

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered by
Scratching the Seven Year Itch Pt. 1	Make Mrs. Scratchy Serve Scratchy a "Dynamite" Dessert	4h	100 10	Mrs. Scratchy
Scratching the Seven Year Itch Pt. 2	Make Mrs. Scratchy Fill Out a Dating App Profile	4h	100 10	Mrs. Scratchy
Scratching the Seven Year Itch Pt. 3	Make Mrs. Scratchy Go on a Bad Date (x3)	8h	100 10	Mrs. Scratchy
Scratching the Seven Year Itch Pt. 4	Make Mrs. Scratchy Scratch Out Her Itchy Aggression	8h	100 10	Mrs. Scratchy
Scratching the Seven Year Itch Pt. 5	Make Mrs. Scratchy Go on a Picnic	4h	200 20	Mrs. Scratchy

Dialogue

Scratching the Seven Year Itch Pt. 1

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Happy anniversary, Scratchy. I made a special dinner, and maybe after we can get into some catnip.
	It looks great, but I'm not really that hungry.
	Itchy made me a pretty big lunch of carbolic acid, which is pretty filling, plus it dissolved my entire midsection...
	It's always work, work, work with you, isn't it?!
	Well, work on this!

End

Character	Dialogue
	I've had it with this marriage! I took our wedding vows seriously, but "till death do us part" never lasts long with you!

Scratching the Seven Year Itch Pt. 2

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Scratchy's such a jerk! First he doesn't eat my dinner, then he allows himself to be blown up!
	Well I'm not gonna sit around in a black veil waiting for him to come back to life!
	I'm young, my whiskers aren't grey yet.
	I'm getting on that new dating app called “Swiper”.

All Objectives Started

Character	Dialogue
	Okay, profile pictures: the only photos I have of myself are me holding a book I never read, at a concert of a band I don't like...
	...and one from three years ago that looks nothing like me. They're perfect!
	Interests: Food, travel, and living my best life!
	...unlike Scratchy.

End

Character	Dialogue
	Ooh, I already got some matches on my dating app!
	Fat Tony... maybe he means Cat Tony?
	Moleman... seems like a furry creature indeed...
	And Bumblebee Man... no mistaking what his deal is -- a Mexican actor who dresses in a bee costume.

Scratching the Seven Year Itch Pt. 3

Start

Character	Dialogue
	I'm so nervous, I haven't been on a first date since I met Scratchy.
	It was so romantic. He took me to the purr-fect restaurant... picked up the “tabby”... used a bunch of cat-puns...
	*flashback harp*
	No, don't go into a flashback! Even on our first date, Itchy was the waiter and served him coq au BLAM and blew him up! It's time for me to move on.

1st Job Start

Character	Dialogue
	So, have you ever been on a date with a cartoon cat?
	No, but I sold cartons of RAT milk to schoolchildren. Does that count for anything?
	…!

2nd Job Start

Character	Dialogue
	This is my first time using online dating. What about you?
	I've only used Swiper, Matchr, AlrightValentine, eChoir, FarmhandsExclusive, Swingin' Christian, and m-date -- an app for dating Moleman.
	…!

3rd Job Start

Character	Dialogue
	I don't know what I'm doing... I'm not cut out for the dating world. I've been a wife for too long...
	...
	Sorry to go on and on... you're such a good listener.
	Que?

Scratching the Seven Year Itch Pt. 4

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Is this what I have to look forward to? Meeting that string of weirdos has really helped me put my marriage in perspective.
	So what if I'm a widow more often than a wife? At least I love my husband!
	And it's really not Scratchy's fault.
	He's just trying to make an honest living, but that horrible Itchy keeps making him an honest corpse!
	Hi-ya, Mrs. Scratchy! Looks like Scratchy's still in cat-heaven, so I'll come back later.
	Not so fast, you murderous mouse!
	You and I need to have a heart to heart -- if you don't lay off my husband a little, I'm going to chop you in half and make your heart TWO hearts!

End

Character	Dialogue
	Have I made myself clear?
	Whatever you say! You're the boss!

Scratching the Seven Year Itch Pt. 5

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Scratchy? Oh good, you're waking up.
	Hey honey, was I out for long? What did I miss?
	Nothing, I was just packing us a nice picnic. Let's go!

End

Character	Dialogue
	*happy sigh* Thanks for making this such a special day, sweetheart.
	It was wonderful! I can't remember the last time I felt so relaxed.
	Alright, he's all yours, Itchy.
	Picnic much more fun with flesh-eating ants!
	*screams*

Gallery

Mrs. Scratchy Scratching Out Her Itchy Aggression.

Mrs. Scratchy Scratching Out Her Itchy Aggression.

Mrs. Scratchy Scratching Out Her Itchy Aggression.