Make Lady Milhouse Defeat Shadow Knight in Combat Make Shadow Knight Lose to Lady Milhouse in Combat*
60m 60m
200 20
Milhouse
* Will only appear if the character is owned by the player.
Dialogue[]
Lady in Dread Pt. 1[]
Start[]
Character
Dialogue
Bart, how much longer before you undo this gender-swapping spell? I’ve been Lady Milhouse for months!
You will refer to me by my proper title, M’lady.
*sigh* Shadow Knight, SIR, how much longer before you undo this spell?
As I’ve explained before, fair maiden, the rules of the spell are such that one cannot simply “undo” it with the wave of a gauntlet. The magical edicts must be followed.
So what does the magical edict for this spell say?
It says you have to farm eight Vigorous Elixirs for me.
That sounds tedious…
Verily!
End[]
Character
Dialogue
Okay, Bart- er, Shadow Knight, sir. I’ve retrieved the Vigorous Elixirs per the decree of the magical edict.
I see. And why are you bleeding all over?
Because the only place to get Vigorous Elixirs is in the Valley of Pestiferous Depravity!
Yes, well, it looks like your arms still work fine. More mead, please.
Lady in Dread Pt. 2[]
Start[]
Character
Dialogue
Okay, I got your elixirs. Time for the old Milhouse to come back, right?
Not so fast. It’s a magical edict, not a pamphlet. There’s more to it.
Ugh, what do I have to do now?
*reading* Let’s see… Ah, yes. It says that in order to remove the spell, the spellbound – that’s you – must make a sacrificial journey.
I happen to be heading to Castle Equalia today, and to carry my belongings I’ll need a feeble squire such as yourself.
We should leave now to get in a few hours before dark. My things are over there.
Armor Wax? Hair Gel of Charisma?
You don’t get to the top by looking like a noob.
End[]
Character
Dialogue
*panting* I can’t go any further…
You dropped my Amulet of Virile Handsomeness.
Lady in Dread Pt. 3[]
Start[]
Character
Dialogue
*out of breath* We’re finally here. I’ll just…rest my eyes for a bit.
It appears that the next requirement from the magical edict is for the spellbound to “give of his or her hands in service”.
And my feet ARE quite sore from the journey…
You want me to rub your feet? Gross! I’m not touching those things.
They’re not real feet, Milhouse. Just move in front of me and press the F key.
End[]
Character
Dialogue
I wanna see those magical edicts. I don’t think they say ANY of that stuff!
Oh no, no, no. The magical edicts are sacred. They explicitly state that only the worthy can read them.
And how does one become worthy?
You gotta be level twenty-five.
*gasp*
Lady in Dread Pt. 4[]
Start[]
Character
Dialogue
To get to level twenty-five, I’ll just need to buy the Warehouse of Gems and the Triple XP Multiplier.
Hopefully Dad doesn’t notice his credit card missing before I have time to put it back…
*reading* “Before you finalize your purchase, would you like to add the Earthland Realms season pass to earn double kill streak points for the next four hours?”
Would I ever!
End[]
Character
Dialogue
Whoa… Where did you get those high-level boots? And is that the Sword of Deathbringing?
You’re no longer looking at level four Lady Milhouse. This Lady is now level sixty!
Lady in Dread Pt. 5[]
Start[]
Character
Dialogue
Okay, Bart. Now that I’m level sixty, I’m finally worthy of reading the magical edicts. Hand it over! *grabs the scroll from Shadow Knight*
No, no, no, give it back!
*reading* Wait a second, this doesn’t say anything about bringing you elixirs, or carrying all your stuff, or rubbing your feet.
All it says is required to remove the spell is that the spellbound must defeat the spellcaster in combat.
Let us getteth it on!
End[]
Character
Dialogue
Hah! Take that! Let the spell be undone!
...
Why is nothing happening?
Oh, hey that was the wrong magical edict. Here’s the correct one.
It says that to remove the spell you must make a pilgrimage to the distant land of Ravenreach, match wits with the corpse orcs of Bix...
...and defeat the mighty Dragon Lord in a ten-day duel of fire and claw.
...
You know, I’m okay sitting here and tending to my embroidery.