Mild-mannered was a limited-time questline released on September 12, 2018. It was the outro questline of the Super Powers 2018 Event, being unlocked upon the end of the main quest Price of Power. It needs the character Everyman.
Quests[]
| Quest | Requirements | Time | Reward | Triggered By |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mild-mannered Pt. 1 | Reach Level 13 and Place Android's Dungeon Make Everyman Pack Up His Belongings Almost Immediately |
- 8h |
 100  10
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Everyman |
| Mild-mannered Pt. 2 | Make Everyman Work at Kwik-E-Mart | 8h | 100 10
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Apu |
| Mild-mannered Pt. 3 | Reach Level 7 and Build Krusty Burger Make Everyman Work at Krusty Burger |
- 8h |
100 10
|
Everyman |
| Mild-mannered Pt. 4 | Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern Make Everyman Drink at Moe's |
12h | 100 10
|
Homer |
| Mild-mannered Pt. 5 | Make Everyman Practice Superhero Landing | 60m | 200 20
|
Bart |
Dialogue[]
Mild-mannered Pt. 1[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Now that things are back to normal, I want to hang up my cape and live a regular life. |
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You could stay with me! You could work in the store, and maybe if you wanted, we could do some superhero roleplaying? |
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Let's not make this weird, all right? We're just two adult men whose lives revolve around superheroes. |
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Sure, I won't make things weird. If you'll excuse me, I need to take down the many, many posters of you in my bedroom. |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Why are your things packed up? Is it because there’s termites, and these boxes labeled “Moving” and “Never Coming Back” were the only boxes you could find?? |
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Oh, you're here. I was trying to avoid this. Look, you're clearly using me for my fame, so it's time for me to move on. |
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But what about all the memories!? The fun, the joy, the headshots I made you sign by putting a pen in your hand while you were sleeping?! |
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This is exactly what I mean! You're making me sign an autograph right now! Goodbye! |
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Worst. Breakup. Ever. |
Mild-mannered Pt. 2[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Welcome sir, what can I do for you? |
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I'm trying to start my life over and I wanted to apply for a job. |
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Your resume is pretty thin -- I'm not sure what “Superhero” has to do with this job. |
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Well, I used to spend my days dodging bullets and dealing with crooks... |
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That is 75% of the job! Turn that cape around to become an apron -- you're hired! |
End[]
No dialogue.
Mild-mannered Pt. 3[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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The Kwik-E-Mart’s great, but how am I ever going to save up for the American Dream -- a studio apartment and a bus pass? |
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You think you can get by on just one job?! I have at least twenty. |
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Only twenty?! I've worked every job from postman to delivery guy, taxi driver to chauffeur! |
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I don't think I'm qualified for any other jobs. |
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I'll put in a squeaky word for you at the Krusty Burger! |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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I finished cleaning the fryer, restocking everything... |
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...cleaning the bathroom, and cooking all of next week's burgers. |
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That explains the complaints I got from your coworkers. |
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I didn't do it right? |
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No, you did it too well -- you made ‘em look bad! I'm docking your pay! |
Mild-mannered Pt. 4[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Hey Everyman, why the long, extremely handsome face? |
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The harder I work, the further I fall behind. I'm so ashamed. |
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Oh, that. I just drink at Moe's every night to avoid feelings like those... |
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..and to enhance my feelings of knowing which plays football coaches should've called after the fact. |
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Would drinking at Moe’s help me forget my troubles? |
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Of course! And to prove it, I'll let you buy the first round! |
End[]
No dialogue.
Mild-mannered Pt. 5[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Everyman!? Why are you sleeping in an alleyway? |
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Huh? I must have drunk too much at Moe's last night. It doesn't matter, I belong out here in the gutter. I'm a failure. |
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A failure? Your drunken, passed-out body just tripped Jailbird after he swiped a purse. You're a hero! |
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Wow, I guess I am! I fulfilled the American Dream -- getting famous for doing nothing! |
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Now if you'll excuse me, I need to fly to every bar in Springfield! |
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It's a bird! It's a plane! It’s... a drunk guy who won't stop telling you the same story over and over. It’s EVERYMAN! |
End[]
No dialogue.
Gallery[]
Everyman Practicing Superhero Landing.
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