World of Wifecraft is a side questline released on July 7, 2020, during Act 4 of the Game of Games The Sequel 2020 Event. It requires the costume Cleric Marge for Marge.
Quests[]
| Quest | Requirements | Time | Reward | Triggered by |
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| World of Wifecraft Pt. 1 | Make Homer Wait for His Pants Make Marge Re-enter Earthland Realms |
2h 60m |
 100  10
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Homer |
| World of Wifecraft Pt. 2 | Make Homer Walk to the Kitchen Without Pants Make Marge Lose Track of Time Playing Earthland Realms |
30m 4h |
100 10
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Homer |
| World of Wifecraft Pt. 3 | Make Marge Lose Track of Time Again | 4h | 100 10
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Marge |
| World of Wifecraft Pt. 4 | Make Lisa Scoff Make Bart Roll His Eyes Make Homer Create an Earthland Realms Character Make Marge Be Completely Unaware of This Family Meeting |
30m 30m 2h 2h |
100 10
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Homer |
| World of Wifecraft Pt. 5 | Make Cleric Marge Save Warrior Homer | 60m | 100 10
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Marge |
| World of Wifecraft Pt. 6 | Make Homer Tell the Kids to Make Dinner Make Bart Complain Make Lisa Complain Make Marge Happily Enjoy Some Me-Time |
30m 30m 30m 4h |
200 20
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Marge |
Dialogue[]
World of Wifecraft Pt. 1[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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Marge, could you get my pants? I forgot I was pressing them inside your closed laptop. It’s the dry cleaning of the future! |
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OK, I found them... Hey, what’s this? I’ve received an email from Earthland Realms… |
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It says my Cleric is in trouble and needs my help. Hmm, it has been a while since I last played. It wouldn’t hurt to just check in on things… |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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Alright, I’m in! Now, let’s see what my Cleric needed help with. I’ll just walk to that virtual mailbox. |
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*reading* “Dearest Cleric Marge. Thank you for returning to Earthland Realms!” |
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“The game developers want to buy matching yachts so they’re looking for ways to bring players back into the game. Here are five free iron ingots.” |
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Ugh, they’re just trying to buy me off with some free stuff. |
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Although…with those ingots I could finally finish upgrading my Orb of Oblivion… |
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I’ll just play until then, and THAT’S IT. |
World of Wifecraft Pt. 2[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Where’s Marge? I needed those pants hours ago. Good thing I had a backup plan ready. |
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Um, Dad, are you wearing a grocery bag? Actually, don’t answer that. I think I heard Mom in the kitchen. |
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Okay, I’ve got a level three Orb of Oblivion, a level five Trinket of Defense, and a level two Cloak of Yielding. Not too bad for my elf-self! |
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But these level-one Boots of Armandahl make me look like a total noob. Time to start some more upgrades! |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Marge! What are you doing in here? |
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Oh, relax Homie, I was just taking a quick break to upgrade my Orb of Oblivion. |
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What are you talking about? And where’s dinner? |
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It’s not time for dinner. It’s only – Oh my gosh! It’s eight o’clock! |
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There’s no dinner? |
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Homer, have you been drinking the Lemon Time dishwashing liquid? |
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*mouth bubbling* And whose fault is that? |
World of Wifecraft Pt. 3[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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*phew* It sure is easy to lose track of time playing that game. I think I need to take a break from it. |
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*knocks on door* Hello, ma’am. I’ve got a special delivery for “Cleric Marge”. Is that you? |
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Gil? What are you doing here? |
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Earthland Realms hired me to do advertising! They only pay me in virtual currency, but at least my character, “Jester Gil”, has a roof over his head. Lucky alter-ego… |
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Anyway, here’s your message: “Dearest Cleric Marge, our data indicates that it’s been nearly two hours since you last logged in…” |
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“Your character – and our profit margins – desperately await your return. Log back in within the next hour to receive a free Amulet of Nuxinor.” |
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An Amulet of Nuxinor? I’ve been looking for one of those since I first started! *logs back into Earthland Realms* |
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Ooh, this amulet looks great on me! It even matches my Boots of Lower Back Support! |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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Honey, I’m home. But I don’t smell tacos. Are you dead? |
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Oh jeez, what time is it? *logs out of game* |
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Are you playing that game again? I thought we talked about this. Playing that game interferes with your wifely duties. |
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I know, I know… Wait, what did you say? |
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You know, watching the kids, making dinner, cleaning... |
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Oh really? And you don’t think I’m allowed any time to myself? |
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Stop being so ridiculous, Marge. You get plenty of time to yourself when you sleep. |
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And I’m gonna get a whole lot more of it tonight, because YOU’RE sleeping on the couch! |
World of Wifecraft Pt. 4[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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And then she told me to sleep on the couch, can you believe that? |
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Dad, I agree that Mom shouldn’t spend so much time playing games, but you have to learn to take responsibility for yourself. |
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Sounds like a solid plan B. Your turn, boy. |
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What if you made your own Earthland Realms character? Then you could harass Mom in the game just like in real life. |
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Wait, I have an idea. What if I make my own Earthland Realms character and torment her in the game until she quits? |
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I just said that, Homer. |
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Sure you did. Now, time to buy a computer and enter the virtual world! |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Finished at last… Warrior Homer! Wow, just look at those muscles! Marge could do my laundry on these abs. |
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Oh, right. Marge. Gotta find her. How do I make this hunky Homer walk? Ah, there we go. |
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Now that I’m getting the hang of this, I think I’ll ask that giant, hungry-looking spider if it’s seen Marge anywhere. |
World of Wifecraft Pt. 5[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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Looks like the last thing I need for my next upgrade is a giant spider fang. I’m coming up on its lair now… I’d better be cautious… |
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*gasp* Oh no, the spider is attacking someone! Unhand that noob, vile fiend! |
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I’ll use one of my magic spells on it. *casts spell* By the Luxurious Locks of Lilith, unhand that lout! |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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*phew* I think that did it. Are you okay, Mister Barbarian? |
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Marge, you saved me! And you did it with such pizzazz, I hardly recognized you! |
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Homer, is that you? What are you doing here? |
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I wanted to see why you were spending so much time in here, so I made my own character. And I gotta say it’s pretty great. Just look at my butt! *poses* |
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*chuckles* You do look rather dashing in that loincloth. |
World of Wifecraft Pt. 6[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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Wait, Homie, how long have we been playing? |
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Who can keep track of time when you’re busy looking this good? |
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I think it’s time for dinner and we need to feed the kids. |
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Oh, right, those guys. Wait, I have an idea. *logs out of game* |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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Make dinner? Dad, no, that’s Mom’s job! |
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Bup bup bup, your mother is busy. In fact, from now on, we’re going to be doing this more regularly so she and I can enjoy some quality time together. |
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Eww. Are you guys cuddling inside Earthland Realms? |
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We sure are! Your father and I get along even better in the virtual world. Now, the baking sheets are under the stove… |
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And those are for…? |
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For baking! |
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