A Classless Reunion was a the main questline of the A Classless Reunion 2019 Event, released on March 13, 2019. Progressing through it unlocked all of the event's personal prizes. It was preceded by a short quest intro A Classless Reunion Intro.
Quests[]
| Quest | Requirements | Time | Reward | Triggered By |
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| A Classless Reunion Pt. 1 | Make Homer Try to Convince Barney to Streak Make Barney Cling To His Dignity Collect Crowns (x200) |
4h 4h - |
 100  10
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Auto |
| A Classless Reunion Pt. 2 | Make Marge Get All Dressed Up Make Homer Get All Dressed Up Collect Crowns (x200) |
4h 4h - |
100 10
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Auto |
| A Classless Reunion Pt. 3 | Make Artie Ziff Be One Smooth Operator Make Marge Wait for Homer Make Homer Wait for Food Collect Crowns (x250) |
4h 4h 4h - |
100 10
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Auto |
| A Classless Reunion Pt. 4 | Make Barney Streak Make Artie Ziff Slink Back to His Yacht Collect Crowns (x300) |
4h 4h - |
100 10
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Auto |
| A Classless Reunion Pt. 5 | Make Marge and Homer Dance the Night Away Collect Crowns (x400) |
4h - |
200 20
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Auto |
Dialogue[]
A Classless Reunion Pt. 1[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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...And you watch it turn around and around. And then they pile it up and then you eat it. |
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Are knives and forks included? |
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Let’s not get ahead of ourselves. So you’re coming to the reunion tomorrow night? |
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I got an invitation, but it interferes with my schedule. |
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Well Barn, why don’t you show up here at noon instead of five? That’ll make up for the time you’ll be away at the reunion. |
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Noon?! I’m not waking up that early. Besides, I don’t want to have to dig out my tux. |
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Who says you have to wear anything at all... Streaky. |
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Oh Homer, I can’t do that again! I’m a respected member of the community! Think of my *belch* reputation! |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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If you do it, I’ll buy you a beer. |
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DEAL! |
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Homer, it's good that you're going with Marge to the reunion. I hear Artie Ziff might show up. |
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Don't let that guy be alone with your Marge. He's one smooth operator! |
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How come I wasn't invited to this reunion? Is it my toe fungus? Cause I can make my toenails fall off by hitting them with a hammer. |
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You didn't go to high school with us, Moe. |
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You can be my date Moe, if you give me another beer. |
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Wow. You already finished Homer's? |
Unlocks Reunion Limo.
A Classless Reunion Pt. 2[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Marge, help me put on this girdle? |
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That's a cummerbund. But you can help me with my girdle. |
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Whoa! You look even more beautiful than you did at our prom. |
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And you look even more... uh, well-fed. But what’s this around your neck? |
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It’s my bib for the roasted pig – look, it’s got ruffles just like my shirt! They catch the pieces of pig that try to escape my mouth! |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Maybe you save the bib until we sit down to eat. |
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SIT DOWN to eat? Man, you're a novice. |
Unlocks PaZIFFic Princess.
A Classless Reunion Pt. 3[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Marge, you look stunning! Where's Homer? |
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At the buffet. |
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Cut me a slice from the tail to the nose. |
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I’m sorry sir, the roast pig won’t be ready for another hour. |
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D'oh! |
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Homer, let’s dance. |
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I’m not gonna lose my place in line! Why do you think I came to this reunion? |
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Fine! Have a romantic evening with your pig! |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Bonsoir Marge, what a delectable déjà vu this is! You are looking magnifique! |
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Artie?! I didn't know you were back in town. |
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I couldn't miss our high school reunion – and my destined reunion with you, my dear. |
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I told Homer that Artie Ziff was one smooth-move guy! |
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I hope you won't find this request presumptuous, but may I have this dance? |
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I’m here with Homer! |
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Looks like he’s busy wooing the roasted pig! |
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No pig is more important than my wife! Besides, it isn’t ready yet. |
Unlocks Reunion Dance Floor.
A Classless Reunion Pt. 4[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Oh Homie! I knew you wouldn't disappoint me. |
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What are you talking about?! Your entire life with this man is a disappointment. |
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Zip it, Ziff! My marriage might not be perfect, but Homer is the only man who makes me happy. |
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I guess that’s the difference between you and me, Marge. I think our marriage IS perfect. |
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Aw, come here you lovable fool. |
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I’ll tell you what perfection is! Perfection is success, and I’ve got it! I’ve got it all, and I’ll keep getting it! Everything comes to me! |
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Comin’ through, and I'm in my birthday suit! OOF!!! |
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I didn’t come here to be run over by a naked beer truck! Marge, I will be waiting on my yacht when you change your mind. If not now, then at our next reunion! |
Job start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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The results for Reunion Queen and King are in, and Marge and Artie Ziff have won again! |
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He left! |
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Then just give the crown to Homer. It goes with his bib. |
End[]
| “ | You've unlocked Marge's "Dance the Night Away" Animated Job. | ” |
— System Message.
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Unlocks Dance the Night Away animated job.
A Classless Reunion Pt. 5[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Clear the dance floor everyone, it's time for the Queen and King to have their first dance! |
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*ring* |
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The pig! |
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I was wondering what that bulge in your cummerbund was... |
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Come with me Marge and let me serve you a plate. |
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Well, I am getting a little hungry. *giggles* |
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Looks like we’ll be in this line for a while. |
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We can dance here. |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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We've been waiting in this line for a crazy long time now. |
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We were dancing! |
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Yeah, fine. Dancing, waiting in line, whatever. But that was a four-hour job. |
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Look out, naked guy coming through again! OOF! |
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No! The pig! |
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You mouth off like that again and I’ll take my business elsewhere! *belch* |
Unlocks Prom Time Homer.
Gallery[]
A Classless Reunion 2019 Event Guide.
A Classless Reunion 2019 Event End Screen.
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