Compile Process Love is a premium side questline that was released on April 25, 2021, for the Rise of the Robots 2021 Event. It requires the premium character, Brenda.
Make Wiggum Lead Brenda Back Into Service* Make Brenda Follow Wiggum Into Chaos
60m 60m
100 10
Brenda
Compile Process Love Pt. 2
Make Brenda Get Lou and Eddie to Work Things Out Make Lou Begrudgingly Forgive Eddie** Make Eddie Begrudgingly Forgive Lou***
4h 4h 4h
100 10
Brenda
Compile Process Love Pt. 3
Make Brenda Reconcile Burns and Smithers Make Smithers Feel Safe to Express His Feelings**** Make Burns Try Not to Laugh at the Memory*****
2h 2h 2h
100 10
Brenda
Compile Process Love Pt. 4
Make Brenda Solve Relationship Problems Make Springfielders Go to Brenda for Relationship Help (x5)
12h 2h
100 10
Brenda
Compile Process Love Pt. 5
Make Brenda Malfunction From Overwork Make Simpsons Break Brenda (x4)
8h 4h
200 20
Brenda
*Only appears if the player has Wiggum.
**Only appears if the player has Lou.
***Only appears if the player has Eddie.
****Only appears if the player has Smithers.
*****Only appears if the player has Mr. Burns.
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Compile Process Love Pt. 1[]
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Brenda! There you are!
Chief Wiggum! How did you find me in the Thai Food Factory?
Come on, Brenda, you're more than just a negotiation bot to us! You're part of the family!
Plus, I had Lou LoJack you after the last time you ran away.
*sigh* What do you need this time?
It's ugly, Brenda. Really bad! Only your expertise can save an innocent life.
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Wait, you want me to talk your son out of eating a box of crayons?
It's a sixty-four pack with the colors with the funny names!
He already ate the glue, the paste, and a bag of glitter!
"Non-Toxic" means it's good for you!
Oh, boy.
Compile Process Love Pt. 2[]
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Do you understand the difference between food and non-food now, Ralph?
If it doesn't go in your nose, it doesn't go in your mouth!
Eh, close enough.
That was amazing, Brenda! He's never put down an uneaten box of crayons before.
Uh, listen. I could use another favor. Lou and Eddie haven't been getting along lately..
I'm a negotiator, Chief, not a relationship counselor!
One last favor and then I'll drive ya back to the Thai Food Factory!
*sigh* I'll see what I can do.
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Do you understand now how you're expressing honest feelings, but you're expressing them destructively?
She's right, Eddie. When I superglued your service revolver into your holster, I was just trying to say...I love you, man.
Aw, Lou! I'm sorry I never want to go to Tofu Bell for lunch. Let's go now!
My work here is done.
Uh, not quite. Turns out I need one more favor...
*sigh* What now?
Compile Process Love Pt. 3[]
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I'm sorry, sir, but this time you've gone too far!
What happened?
He unleashed the hounds on me!
It was an honest mistake! It could have happened to anyone.
You were yelling "Make Smithers pump those skinny legs!"
Hahaha! I mean, it was quite an unfortunate, if highly entertaining, sight.
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Mr. Burns, are you really being honest about your feelings here?
I never have before, so it's unlikely.
But why did you unleash the hounds on me?
They needed their walk. What, am I supposed to unleash them on myself?
Oh, sir. I'd happily take the hounds for a walk, if you'd just ask.
Fine. I'll release the hounds on you at 6:30 every evening. Now you know.
Oooookay. So you two are good now?
What, do you want a tip? Your services are no longer required.
Compile Process Love Pt. 4[]
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Okay, Brenda, I'll take you home now as promised.
Wait! I need your help! I don't want to lose Lara!
And Buck and I are trying to get back together again...I think!
My dad is ignoring me – again!
Oh, brother.
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...so you see, you can solve a lot of these problems yourselves if you just listen to each other and WANT to make each other happy.
*sniff* She's so wise!
My understandin' of love has changed forever.
Finally! Now I can–
Um, excuse me, officer. I was wondering, if it wouldn't be any trouble...
Uh, you better let me take you back to the Thai Food Factory now, Brenda.
No, it's fine. I'm sure this will only take a minute.
Compile Process Love Pt. 5[]
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Family dynamics are very challenging. Let's all take a deep breath, and we'll calmly and slowly take turns–
...just wanna relax after working all day is that so wrong...
...not complaining it would just be nice to have a little help...
...no respect no one listens to me Bart is always...
...don't even care I'm just talking because everyone else is talking...
Um, okay, wait-wait-wait-wait...
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Uh, heh heh! We're very sorry, Chief Wiggum!
Ah, don't worry about it, Marge. Really shoulda seen this one coming.
What are we gonna do with Brenda now, Chief? Can we afford to get her fixed?
Nah! We don't have any room in the budget after buying the new donut warmer.
But at least she's still got a future in bomb disposal. Right Brenda?