Compile Process Love is a premium side questline that was released on April 25, 2021, for the Rise of the Robots 2021 Event. It requires the premium character, Brenda.
Quests[]
| Quest | Requirements | Time | Reward | Triggered By |
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| Compile Process Love Pt. 1 | Make Wiggum Lead Brenda Back Into Service* Make Brenda Follow Wiggum Into Chaos |
60m 60m |
 100  10
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Brenda |
| Compile Process Love Pt. 2 | Make Brenda Get Lou and Eddie to Work Things Out Make Lou Begrudgingly Forgive Eddie** Make Eddie Begrudgingly Forgive Lou*** |
4h 4h 4h |
100 10
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Brenda |
| Compile Process Love Pt. 3 | Make Brenda Reconcile Burns and Smithers Make Smithers Feel Safe to Express His Feelings**** Make Burns Try Not to Laugh at the Memory***** |
2h 2h 2h |
100 10
|
Brenda |
| Compile Process Love Pt. 4 | Make Brenda Solve Relationship Problems Make Springfielders Go to Brenda for Relationship Help (x5) |
12h 2h |
100 10
|
Brenda |
| Compile Process Love Pt. 5 | Make Brenda Malfunction From Overwork Make Simpsons Break Brenda (x4) |
8h 4h |
200 20
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Brenda |
*Only appears if the player has Wiggum.
**Only appears if the player has Lou.
***Only appears if the player has Eddie.
****Only appears if the player has Smithers.
*****Only appears if the player has Mr. Burns.
Dialogue[]
Compile Process Love Pt. 1[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Brenda! There you are! |
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Chief Wiggum! How did you find me in the Thai Food Factory? |
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Come on, Brenda, you're more than just a negotiation bot to us! You're part of the family! |
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Plus, I had Lou LoJack you after the last time you ran away. |
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*sigh* What do you need this time? |
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It's ugly, Brenda. Really bad! Only your expertise can save an innocent life. |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Wait, you want me to talk your son out of eating a box of crayons? |
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It's a sixty-four pack with the colors with the funny names! |
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He already ate the glue, the paste, and a bag of glitter! |
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"Non-Toxic" means it's good for you! |
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Oh, boy. |
Compile Process Love Pt. 2[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Do you understand the difference between food and non-food now, Ralph? |
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If it doesn't go in your nose, it doesn't go in your mouth! |
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Eh, close enough. |
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That was amazing, Brenda! He's never put down an uneaten box of crayons before. |
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Uh, listen. I could use another favor. Lou and Eddie haven't been getting along lately.. |
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I'm a negotiator, Chief, not a relationship counselor! |
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One last favor and then I'll drive ya back to the Thai Food Factory! |
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*sigh* I'll see what I can do. |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Do you understand now how you're expressing honest feelings, but you're expressing them destructively? |
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She's right, Eddie. When I superglued your service revolver into your holster, I was just trying to say...I love you, man. |
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Aw, Lou! I'm sorry I never want to go to Tofu Bell for lunch. Let's go now! |
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My work here is done. |
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Uh, not quite. Turns out I need one more favor... |
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*sigh* What now? |
Compile Process Love Pt. 3[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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I'm sorry, sir, but this time you've gone too far! |
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What happened? |
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He unleashed the hounds on me! |
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It was an honest mistake! It could have happened to anyone. |
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You were yelling "Make Smithers pump those skinny legs!" |
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Hahaha! I mean, it was quite an unfortunate, if highly entertaining, sight. |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Mr. Burns, are you really being honest about your feelings here? |
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I never have before, so it's unlikely. |
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But why did you unleash the hounds on me? |
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They needed their walk. What, am I supposed to unleash them on myself? |
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Oh, sir. I'd happily take the hounds for a walk, if you'd just ask. |
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Fine. I'll release the hounds on you at 6:30 every evening. Now you know. |
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Oooookay. So you two are good now? |
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What, do you want a tip? Your services are no longer required. |
Compile Process Love Pt. 4[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Okay, Brenda, I'll take you home now as promised. |
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Wait! I need your help! I don't want to lose Lara! |
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And Buck and I are trying to get back together again...I think! |
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My dad is ignoring me – again! |
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Oh, brother. |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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...so you see, you can solve a lot of these problems yourselves if you just listen to each other and WANT to make each other happy. |
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*sniff* She's so wise! |
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My understandin' of love has changed forever. |
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Finally! Now I can– |
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Um, excuse me, officer. I was wondering, if it wouldn't be any trouble... |
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Uh, you better let me take you back to the Thai Food Factory now, Brenda. |
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No, it's fine. I'm sure this will only take a minute. |
Compile Process Love Pt. 5[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Family dynamics are very challenging. Let's all take a deep breath, and we'll calmly and slowly take turns– |
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...just wanna relax after working all day is that so wrong... |
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...not complaining it would just be nice to have a little help... |
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...no respect no one listens to me Bart is always... |
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...don't even care I'm just talking because everyone else is talking... |
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Um, okay, wait-wait-wait-wait... |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Uh, heh heh! We're very sorry, Chief Wiggum! |
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Ah, don't worry about it, Marge. Really shoulda seen this one coming. |
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What are we gonna do with Brenda now, Chief? Can we afford to get her fixed? |
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Nah! We don't have any room in the budget after buying the new donut warmer. |
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But at least she's still got a future in bomb disposal. Right Brenda? |
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Must...find...bomb... |