Ol' Gil can't be looking scruffy while he's scroungin' for opportunities. Gotta stop and crop the top at the barber.
With you in a sec, sweetheart.
Whoa, sixty bucks?! How much to just do the sides?
I am an artiste. You want a Joe Schmo cut, you go to a Joe Schmo barbershop.
Joe Schmo's what I'm shootin' for! Is there anywhere around here like that? Something in the ten dollar range. Five dollars if I offer to sweep up after?
Offer Declined[]
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Ah, well. Back to the blood bank. There's gotta be a pint in ol' Gil's carcass somewhere.
Offer Accepted[]
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Ol' Gil's gonna be lookin' good for the ladies tonight!
All I need now is a swanky bachelor pad.
I'll just hit the appliance store and get me a nice one bedroom thrown-out refrigerator box. Ha-cha-cha.
Trivia[]
Only one can be obtained.
It can be placed on grass, pavement, dirt, krustyland road, boardwalk, pier, edge of boardwalk, or edge of pier.
Gallery[]
Beefy Bishop's Barbershop Gil Deal Screen.
Beefy Bishop's Barbershop's animation.
The Beefy Bishop Repairing Barbershop Window animation.