World's Largest Redwood (questline)

See also: World's Largest Redwood

World's Most Overdue Burial and World's Largest Redwood is a questline released on February 17, 2016. World's Most Overdue Burial introduces the World's Largest Redwood decoration, and World's Largest Redwood unlocks upgrades for the World's Largest Redwood, and rewards Treehugger Lisa at the end.

People of Springfiled can collect Fertilizer to upgrage the Redwood, usually at a speed of 10 Fertilizier in 3 hours per each character. Collecting of Fertilizer costs various amounts of in-game cash, but players can speed up the process with Donuts as well.

The cost of a fully upgraded Redwood is around 5.550.000 in-game cash, and around 150 hours in missions - with every available characters and the premium character Jesse. Without Jesse the whole questline needs about 225 hours to complete.

Quest[]

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
World's Most Overdue Burial	Place Buried Redwood Pine Cone Make Lisa Pine Over the Old Redwood	- 6s	100 10	Bart
World's Largest Redwood Pt. 1	Make Milhouse Watch the Tree Make Lisa Disappoint Milhouse With a Friend Hug	3h 3h	100 10	Lisa
World's Largest Redwood Pt. 2	Collect Fertilizer (40) Make Jesse Grass Use Pocket Mulch Make Blue Haired Lawyer Send Threatening Letters to Himself Make Homer Contribute Man Made Emissions	3h	100 10	Auto
World's Largest Redwood Pt. 3	Collect Fertilizer (80) Make Lisa Ignore Fat Tony's Hole Make Jesse Grass Use Pocket Mulch Make Fat Tony Fill the Hole with "Fertilizer"	3h	100 10	Auto
World's Largest Redwood Pt. 4	Collect Fertilizer (60) Make Jesse Grass Use Pocket Mulch Make Quimby Turn Unsold Krustyland Tickets into Mulch	3h	100 10	Auto
World's Largest Redwood Pt. 5	Collect Fertilizer (80) Make Jesse Grass Use Pocket Mulch Make Dr. Hibbert Order a $12,000 CAT Scan for the Tree	3h	100 10	Auto
World's Largest Redwood Pt. 6	Collect Fertilizer (100) Make Jesse Grass Use Pocket Mulch Make Otto Give Lisa Recipe for "Redwood Tree Brownies" Make Lisa Apply Otto's Growing Knowledge	3h	100 10	Auto
World's Largest Redwood Pt. 7	Collect Fertilizer (240) Make Jesse Grass Use Pocket Mulch Make Lisa Recruit Community Service Workers to Fertilize Make Snake Help By Doing Nothing Sketchy	3h	100 10	Auto
World's Largest Redwood Pt. 8	Collect Fertilizer (140) Make Jesse Grass Use Pocket Mulch Make Barney Practice the Drive From Moe's to the Tree Make Lisa Install a Guard Rail Around the Tree	3h	100 10	Auto
World's Largest Redwood Pt. 9	Collect Fertilizer (360) Make Jesse Grass Use Pocket Mulch Make Lisa Sign Bart's Note in Exchange for Fertilizer Make Bart Get an A Mentioning Bernie Sanders	3h	100 10	Auto
World's Largest Redwood Pt. 10	Collect Fertilizer (140) Make Jesse Grass Use Pocket Mulch Make Lisa Stand Perfectly Still and Do Nothing	3h	100 10 Treehugger Lisa	Auto

Dialogue[]

World's Most Overdue Burial[]

Character	Dialogue
	Why are you burying that pine cone?
	It's not just any pine cone. It's the last remnant of the world's oldest redwood tree. I'm giving it a proper funeral.
	That tree died 15 years ago! Someone needs to learn to let go.
	Says the kid still nursing a bag of Halloween candy from 2013.
	I like the taste of chocolate when it turns white.

World's Largest Redwood Pt. 1[]

Start[]

Character	Dialogue
	OMG, there's a tree sprouting where I buried the pine cone! It's like the Resurrection, but even better beause there's actually some empirical evidence for it!
	This miracle must be protected, but who has time to keep checking in on a task to see if it's completed? Certainly not anyone with a life like me.
	I could help by watching it a bit! Then maybe we could grab ice cream after?
	Hmm... I feel kinda icky getting a guy to do something by vaguely making a romantic promise I'll never actually fulfill.
	Welcome to womanhood.

End[]

Character	Dialogue
	Excuse me, ah sir. You need to give the tree room to--
	Give it enough space to explore and find out what kind of tree it is? I know.
	Jesse Grass?! I can't believe you're taking an interest in my project. I'm so flattered!

“	She shouldn't be flattered, he came for the tree. Jesse Grass is here to help the Redwood grow faster!	”
	— System Message

World's Largest Redwood Pt. 2[]

Character	Dialogue
	Wow Lisa, you've figured out what kind of food trees eat!
	It's really nothing. Just mulch, manure, and our man made carbon emissions, of course!
	You can't blame me for the air pollution problem. None of my cars actually run.
	Lisa Simpson, I have here a court order saying you must cease and desist from growing this unauthorized tree on public land.
	sigh I knew it was too good to be true.
	But I've also obtained a court injunction against myself saying the tree's growth can continue!
	Why?
	I had the epiphany I could hire myself out to both sides of a case. This is the greatest revolution in lawyering since “Accidentes?” bus ads!

World's Largest Redwood Pt. 3[]

Character	Dialogue
	Wow, Fat Tony, you're helping with my tree too?
	Uh...yeahhh. I'm digging this hole to...uh...aerate the soil.
	That hole seems kind of big. A person could fit in there!
	Three people, actually. If they're folded right.

World's Largest Redwood Pt. 4[]

Character	Dialogue
	The full resources of Springfield will be deployed to help this tree grow! It's the major tourist attraction we've been waiting for!
	But we already have a major tourist attraction.
	...
	You know, Krustyland?
	...
	...
	...
	Like I said, this tree is the major tourist attraction we've been waiting for!

World's Largest Redwood Pt. 5[]

Character	Dialogue
	That tree's looking a little pale. How'd you like a professional checkup?
	I'd love to, but I can't afford it.
	Actually, you can! Obamacare will pay me for tree checkups.
	It will?
	Well technically, it covers “all checkups for under the age of six months.” But it doesn't specify the thing checked up needs to be human. Oh by the way, I'll need the tree to fill this cup with sap.
	Why?
	Obamacare covers urine tests too.

World's Largest Redwood Pt. 6[]

Character	Dialogue
	Heyyyy, whatcha growin' there?
	A redwood tree.
	Sure, “redwood tree.” I call mine “hibiscus.”

World's Largest Redwood Pt. 7[]

Character	Dialogue
	Yo. I'm here to help watch the tree as part of my community service requirement.
	You're fulfilling it by watching a tree? Shouldn't you be doing something more beneficial to the community, like working with children?
	I'm benefitting the community precisely by not working with children.
	Good point. Here's a lawn chair.

World's Largest Redwood Pt. 8[]

Character	Dialogue
	Seeing this tree growing makes me the happiest I've ever been. Excluding any occasions when I've been drinking.
	So you're a big fan of trees?
	No, I'm a big fan of crashing my car into them. Could you let me know when it's big enough to withstand a 1987 Ford Fiesta?

World's Largest Redwood Pt. 9[]

Character	Dialogue
	Hey Lisa, could you sign this?
	“Please excuse Bart from class today to help my redwood tree grow.” Your teacher's never going to accept this!
	You vastly underestimate the liberal leanings of the American Teachers Association.
	I got to miss all of December by offering to write a 1-page paper about the plight of undocumented transsexual migrant farm workers!

World's Largest Redwood Pt. 10[]

Character	Dialogue
	From a little pine cone to a majestic 80-foot-high tree. Amazing!
	Indeed! Now get off my land.
	Your land? This is a public park!
	Was a public park. Now, it's Redwood Estates: An Exclusive Gated Residential Community. Opening Fall 2016!
	You can't gate this tree in! Nobody will be able to see it!
	People will be able to see it. Exclusive people.
	Well I'm not budging!