Fat in the Saddle is a side quest line released on April 19, 2016 for the Wild West 2016 Event. It requires Cowboy Homer.
Quests[]
Quest
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Requirements
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Reward
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Triggered By
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Fat in the Saddle Pt. 1
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Make Cowboy Homer Practice Horseback Riding
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8h
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100 10
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Auto
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Fat in the Saddle Pt. 2
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Make Cowboy Homer Practice Lassoing
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4h
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100 10
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Auto
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Fat in the Saddle Pt. 3
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Make Cowboy Homer Excel at Drinking
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12h
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100 10
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Auto
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Dialogue[]
Fat in the Saddle Pt. 1[]
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Dialogue
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Check out my ten-gallon hat, cowboy boots and chaps!
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Be honest, those “chaps” were regular pants before you tried pulling them over your fat legs.
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Bart, be nice to your father! I think he looks rugged and handsome in this outfit.
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And I'm a great cowboy! Show some respect, boy, or I'll tan your hide!
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Okay, go ahead. Tan my hide.
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...uh...Don't think I won't!
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I knew it! You don't even know what “tan your hide” means! You're the worst cowboy ever.
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Had they invented tanning beds back in cowboy times? Maybe I lock you in one of those?
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Fat in the Saddle Pt. 2[]
Character
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Dialogue
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I broke another horse.
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Don't give up, sweetie! You're a wonderful cowboy!
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He's the fattest gun in the west.
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Oh, man. I'm gonna lasso you so good...
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Fat in the Saddle Pt. 3[]
Character
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Dialogue
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I can't even do rope tricks. What kind of a singing cowboy am I?
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Well there is one thing you excel at, which everyone in the frontier does extensively.
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Eating beans?
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No... drinking!
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You're right! I can outdrink the drunkest drunk in the whole horse trough!
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