Fat in the Saddle is a side quest line released on April 19, 2016 for the Wild West 2016 Event. It requires Cowboy Homer.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Fat in the Saddle Pt. 1 Make Cowboy Homer Practice Horseback Riding 8h Cash100
Experience10
Auto
Fat in the Saddle Pt. 2 Make Cowboy Homer Practice Lassoing 4h Cash100
Experience10
Auto
Fat in the Saddle Pt. 3 Make Cowboy Homer Excel at Drinking 12h Cash100
Experience10
Auto

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Fat in the Saddle Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Cowboy Homer Happy Icon.png Check out my ten-gallon hat, cowboy boots and chaps!
Bart Laughing Icon.png Be honest, those “chaps” were regular pants before you tried pulling them over your fat legs.
Marge Dreamy Icon.png Bart, be nice to your father! I think he looks rugged and handsome in this outfit.
Cowboy Homer Angry Icon.png And I'm a great cowboy! Show some respect, boy, or I'll tan your hide!
Bart Icon.png Okay, go ahead. Tan my hide.
Cowboy Homer Confused Icon.png ...uh...Don't think I won't!
Bart Happy Icon.png I knew it! You don't even know what “tan your hide” means! You're the worst cowboy ever.
Cowboy Homer Sad Icon.png Had they invented tanning beds back in cowboy times? Maybe I lock you in one of those?

Fat in the Saddle Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Cowboy Homer Sad Icon.png I broke another horse.
Marge Icon.png Don't give up, sweetie! You're a wonderful cowboy!
Bart Rollingeyes Icon.png He's the fattest gun in the west.
Cowboy Homer Angry Icon.png Oh, man. I'm gonna lasso you so good...

Fat in the Saddle Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Cowboy Homer Sad Icon.png I can't even do rope tricks. What kind of a singing cowboy am I?
Marge Icon.png Well there is one thing you excel at, which everyone in the frontier does extensively.
Bart Icon.png Eating beans?
Marge Icon.png No... drinking!
Cowboy Homer Happy Icon.png You're right! I can outdrink the drunkest drunk in the whole horse trough!
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